Because Russia and Saudis. Just relax and enjoy the cheapies. As a future oil baron you don't have to worry about whether this rally is a bull trap or not because you're still on the bottom. We're the real winners here.
Chase Morris
Bogs.
Jaxon Sanchez
One more day of gainz imo and everyone will be like world is saved then it will dump hard
>Ford It was a sinking ship even before corona my dude.
David Watson
Bull: Noice job, we rallied the SPY 4% today Bull2: Bull: Now what? ........... ......... ........ ....... ...... ..... .... ... .. .
Joseph Gray
what kind of stock do you buy on euro markets? shell?
Michael Ramirez
Did it get worse than before or something ??
Hudson Reed
Honestly getting into oil right now is "safe" because oil will recover once the Saudis and Russians stop their pissing match. Something like USO might drop to $3 but by the end of the year it'll be at least $10.
My dad says if I want to invest I should do it now or never. The panic is gone and we are into economic damage control mode now. I say it's a dead cat bounce and it will fall even lower once america gets hit hard by Corona and people get too scared to go to work for fear of dying.
COVID-19 isn't a big deal. Fuck whatever anyone says. I can't fathom how delusional Americans are when it comes to simple science. Keep panicking while I make millions off you guy's emotions :^)
Lol I can't sell shit because of the pattern day trading rule. That's awesome I'm learning so much stuff about stocks since I made my robinhood account.I love to invest money in the market.
>bought kits from china And thus no lesson was learned from all this. Fuck it, I'm going to invest in the chinks, nations are too retarded and lazy to change it.
Evan Peterson
>tfw based MBS tells everyone to fuck off and he's continuing the oil war Absolute mad lad looking out for us all and ensuring we have maximum time to accumulate.
Landon Johnson
Titanium support! We will never go above SPX 2600 again this year.
I recommend XLNX long it's a well run company that makes a good product people will continue to need for a long time. I'd buy it I could sell my stocks!!
It's not a dead cat but will still go down, these might be the last few days you can get a lot of money quick and that's on the upside. We're heading for the boring ol -2 -2 +1 pattern till the recession is over.
Andrew Myers
>COVID-19 isn't a big deal *collapses Italy's hospitals*. Fuck whatever anyone says *Spain using ice rinks as dead spic storage*. I can't fathom how delusional Americans are *15% death rate in 135,000 resolved cases* when it comes to simple science *Michigan ICUs hit capacity days ago*. Keep panicking while I make millions off of Jerome Powell's Magical Money Machine :^)
It's fake news. They bought rapid detection anti-body kids not the PCR tests. anti-body kids don't detect the virus in people who have not produced anit-bodies. Fortunately our guys in the US are all in on massive rapid anti-body tests because it's faster and cheaper lol
This if your plan is to long blue chips you can't go wrong at any price right now, you're guaranteed to make money when corona-chan is truly gone (either thru herd immunity or vaccine) but it would be stupid to think we're back on the eternal golden bullrun while there's still so many unknowns to be answered
I feel like I've seen this post every afternoon this week so far. And then the Fed just dumps another trillion in and then line go up make grug happy.
Owen Russell
When is the G20 teleconference??
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Nolan Williams
dubs and entire market crashes harder than the twin towers tomorrow
meme virus crisis is over. Drumpf and Jerome solved it. you missed the bottom btw
Luke Cruz
>in short >proceeds with long ass paragraph. ok
Xavier Evans
dubs and everyone here dies from corona
Daniel Garcia
i wish i had a dad
instead i have an uncle who bought a fuck load of take two at like 6 dollars but refuses to take it out because "so much taxes wouldnt make anything off of it anyway"
Xavier Allen
So, it's still all fucked? Which countries will return their manufacturing after all this? All of them?
Henry Roberts
I too treat my women like I treat the market. I always lose to smart and richer people.
Jayden Powell
We discovered corona is a nothingburger.
Alexander Nguyen
there's no approved one but that's what spain bought. supposedly because the EU has weaker regs on this than US and China.
Samuel Smith
How many times did you tell us this was a nothingburger?
Oliver Gonzalez
I'm in cash right now and no fucking clue where to put my cash. Are we dont falling or is this just a massive bulltrap? This is truly a clown market
Luis Diaz
nobody dies from corona you dumas
Eli Cooper
Jesus user, take it easy.
Cooper Hall
rollin'
Adrian Gray
Just boomers
Blake Davis
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST GO BACK TO WORK lmao based Trump btfoing libtards, ONCE AGAIN
Nathaniel Bailey
Cash is king for a while at least until the stimulus starts to hit bank accounts.
Gavin Hughes
So friday will be a sell off day. If this is the bottom should we buy friday evening or monday? Im leaning towards monday just to be on the safe side
Buying now seems like a suicide mission. Nobody will hold over the weekend
Right, it could go up or it could crater into the center of the earth in the short term, whatever. All I'm saying is if your plan is to buy and hold for a long time you don't need to think about your investment in the same terms like these gamblers with their image folder full of bulls, bears, and pink wojaks that they change out everytime the market moves in a different direction. It's almost impossible to not make money on bluechips regardless of the price you buy at as long as your timeline is long enough
Congrats sitting on the sidelines with dry powder while the market is surging out of this nothingburger """""""""""""crisis"""""""""""""""". Back to work in a week. You missed the bottom btw
Henry Smith
yeah yeah I know you're fucking around but does anyone actually believe this? Is this bounce driven by sentiment that coronavirus is actually controlled?
Daniel Edwards
I'm likely going to buy a little Friday evening, assuming it dumps on open and stays red until Jerome wakes up.
Hudson Richardson
Didnt South Korea develop one? also, wouldn't the test have to go through rigorous clinical trials to see if it actually is a good test?
Digits and the infinite QE continues the golden bull until boomers die in a few years. Then we all die when the economy collapses from their short-sighted greed.
James Ross
>YOU CAN'T GO BACK TO WORK UNTIL MY LATE PUTS HAVE MADE ME A MILLIONAIRE OR ELSE EVERYBODY IS GOING TO DIEEEEEE
We will see. If we have a slump on friday I will buy in an hour before closing.
John Perez
Baghold SQQQ overnight or just my loses and walk away?
Jason Long
coffins
Dominic Lee
Lol you're delusional if you think this is anywhere close to over. Theres a lot of people who are gonna get sick yet but it seems like the market is done giving a fuck
Caleb Taylor
reminder you don't go broke turning a profit. As long as you didn't sell at a loss you are still a winner. Hindsight is 20/20 you traded some gains for some security.
Jacob Young
Never hold SQQQ overnight, learn the lesson so many here didn't in time.
Nathaniel Murphy
Hiv treatment companies
Colton Stewart
>bagholding a leveraged ETF dump that shit
Caleb Kelly
Care to explain?
Jaxson Wilson
>tfw bought the dip and now selling them not even a week later for a 30% increase ty for your sacrifice options bobros
Lincoln Clark
What did you buy in at?
Hunter Wood
Based. Wait until we start kicking 65+ boomers off ventilators to die. People will loose their shit.
Ethan Turner
>use antibody test like it's PCR >wonder why it doesn't work Fucking retards I swear
Carter Morgan
I too treat women like the market. Im too poor to even participate.
Ian White
AAPL, TSLA, GOOG, actually pretty much every stock headquartered on the West Coazt
Carson Robinson
Damn DCA yesterday to $24. Only three figures; could have been worse
Cooper Williams
fuck back off to r*ddit. people with >75IQ figured out that a few more trannies dying in NYC isn't worth shutting the US down. go ahead and baghold retards. see you on the moon
Austin Rivera
If I put in a long option (January of next year) will my premium be IV crushed? Current volatility is at 33-38%.
You should make the first picture have slow clacks. Like *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* *CLACK* Then speed it up on the next one
Aiden Clark
>I hope half your family dies from the virus >Lol you're delusional if you think this is anywhere close to over. Theres a lot of people who are gonna get sick yet but it seems like the market is done giving a fuck
>Millions of boomers dead >thousands of additional boomers reported dead daily >new ATH every day fuck that would be crazy but it wouldn't surprise me anymore. Nothing this clown market does can surprise me anymore.
No clue about ones made outside the country. My faith in the greater medical infrastructure of this country has been eroded completely now desu. * clack *
My employer is dead set on the Easter thing going back to work. Why the fuck do boomers want to work in an office so badly? Is it their failed marriages and kids that hate them why they need out of the house?
Dylan Ortiz
there is no problem to holding SQQQ for a week or 2. I'm bagholding myself, at 25$ average
My bear stocks are bleeding, but it's fine since my crypto bears are crabbing hard, which is an improvement to the rising stocks. Please don't bubble up crypto. I don't have much blood left.
Luis Smith
but like unironically. I was sure the jobs report would cause it to crater and I was dead fucking wrong. It's rallied hard seemingly inexplicably. I don't even know what the fuck to do anymore
>tfw put 50% of my ready money into the dip, but still angry I didnt have the balls to go all in
Parker Ross
>stock in companies that don't pay their rent and have no income goes up >stock in companies that sensibly invest in vital infrastructure and are at little to no risk goes down EVEN WHEN I TRY TO GO BULL THE CLOWN MARKET FUCKS ME
WHAT THE FUUUUUCCCKKKK I REALLY SOLD THE BOTTTOOOMMMM
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I DUMPED ALL MY HIGH BETA AND BOUGHT LOW BETA AND NOW MY BOUNCE IS SHIT!!!!!!
Because when you were saying nothjngburger it was because you trusted the system? And now the system got you infected by making you treat the infected?
Blake White
Searched Robinhood for Coffin, got REPL, a Biotech company that engages in the development of cancer treatments. What did Robinhood mean by this? Only THTX came up and JAGX, both look pretty gay. AAPL and GOOG are off the chart gaywise, but TSLA seems slightly more straight, can I get a redpill on TSLA plz?
we're not going into recession, this will only be a minor contraction followed by v-shape recovery and new all time highs by end of the year.
Angel Foster
Can everyone in the world please embargo China until the end of time? They deserve to be nuked but I'll take an endless embargo.
Chase Collins
>My employer is dead set on the Easter thing going back to work. Why the fuck do boomers want to work in an office so badly? Is it their failed marriages and kids that hate them why they need out of the house?
zoom out. again, unemployment is typically a lagging indicator. this time it will be leading.
Logan Nguyen
I've been telling you retards for over a week. Boomers control the Fed & WH and they want their 401ks back. I told you to buy discounted boomerstox (LMT GD MSFT KO T NEE DUK etc) and then TQQQ on the way up. You didn't listen. And here I am in V A L U E L A N D with nothing but upside. Heh, enjoy bagholding your worthless puts and inverse 3x ETFshit.
