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Dance Party Edition

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Stock market words:
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Risk management:
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Live Bloomberg stream:
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Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/lolicon/

Free chart:
tradingview.com
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screeners:
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etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/

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first for stocks

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bull trap

hate stocks

>tfw you momentarily convinced yourself it's not a rigged game
Never bet against the house bros.

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C'mon SPY 260 You can do it

Stocks or stockings?

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priced in

youtube.com/watch?v=CpkwplMmGS8
>this is a Yas Forums janny
priced in?

Nobody is working
Stocks blowing up
Is this the future?

there is no way it continues above +5% today right? absolutely no way right? i shorted with 15k at +4.9%

quit linking viruses in every thread ffs

>thousands in cash still
>sweating

Not yet Not yet
not yet

bear trap

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Fill in the blank:

______ the fed

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WHERE IS THE DUMP

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Thread relevant for the markets being the opposite of logical:
Bogged -- a state in which one's trades go so poorly as to be explainable only by the intervention of an omniscient and likely malevolent entity

lmao why they didn`t use infinte qe in 2008

yes

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Pussied out and sold my Tesla put for a tiny profit on this dip. Now if SPY could just do the same thing

heh..

do i sell?
or wait till next week

I'm literally still 100% bear and I'm not even sweating

>WHAT DO YOU MEAN BUY THE DIP WERE LITERALLY ALL GONA DIE!?!?!??!!? ILL BUY BACK IN ONCE THE DOW IS 40,000 AND EVEN THAT IS RISKY

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You forgot the truth.

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It's not a bull trap, it's been going up for 3 days. There's no more bad news that will drop it down. It might drop down in the long run but it will be a slow slide not a drop, unless Trump changes his mind again.

EAT

The future is about going back to normalcy, so yes.

Eat

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>bears

P R I C E D I N

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How much money are some of you trading with where options trading is profitable?

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7% more up and it's back to the 2018 lows already. That is way too quick to be rational. The dump is coming, and it will hurt the people getting fleeced today.

Hey guys, when I contribute money to my Vanguard Roth IRA it still gives me an option to add money from my 2019 year, can I do that even though it's 2020??

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I hate this market so fucking much

Unless there's a terrorist attack or big natural disaster, crab is guaranteed. Everything else is priced in, only idiots can't tell what's happening in the next 2 months. We probably get a dip tomorrow or Monday because we're overbought but that's it.

I missed the bottom...

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Dax finished at 10,000.96

0.96 above 10,000 lol, just like the 2997 point fall on the dow

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I want your honest opinions.

Are we gonna dip again or we stabilized?

I'm new to this stuff and I keep hearing arguments for both sides

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>most bulls on Yas Forums are American
>most bears on Yas Forums are European
did I get it right?? it seems Americans don't realise that european business is literally closed right now

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The bishops are canceling Easter everyone! Trump's hopes to re-open the country by Easter are done for.

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It’s October of 2018 all over again.

>USO going down
Even when I decide to bull and buy into something, it goes down. I could almost accept it if most other oil stocks weren't going up. I'm going back to bear, at least then I can hope this shitshow house of cards collapses in on itself.

what does the zero reserve requirement effective today mean for the markets?

So is ours but Americans are smart enough to know that is priced in

Selling all my stocks tomorrow before the weekend. Monday is going to be red and I make even more money off of Wall Street cucks

We're in a bull market to infinity

you shouldnt have done that

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>implying we have reached the bottom

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bulltards would defend this. also is only going to get worse.

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dip, however the rally may continue for a few days

We are already past that point.

BOBO STOP

banks can now play bitmex style.

>could have bought RCL at $20
>"nah it'll go down more"
>mfw

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Stanford estimates Italy number 450 000 infected by now, so death rate 0.15% which is about same as flu. Also aome doctors say people under 65 Covid is actually less dangerous than a seasonal flu...

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>Hey guys, when I contribute money to my Vanguard Roth IRA it still gives me an option to add money from my 2019 year, can I do that even though it's 2020??

Yes, you can make contributions to your retirement accounts that count toward the prior year's taxes, up until the normal April tax filing deadline. If you already filed your tax return and you want to make additional contributions for the prior year, you probably need to file an amended return though.

true!
I really did want LMT but now I'm not so sure if their space segment will start losing business to Musk and possibly even Bezos and Branson.

ooooooh boy the qipao and stockings combo... and big tite + sex hair + joyful and slightly lewd expression... yeah this is a good one.

Loose always tricks me into thinking they're chunky. Tent is weird but tight is so blatant... lolz at boob pockets.

That's what was expected though, not worse than expected.

lol Catholicism is a joke

>President Trump's job approval numbers are now quickly surging to the best figures of his presidency.

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that's bad news
everyone will still get let out of quarantine on Easter Sunday, and if they can't go to church, they will just celebrate the old pagan holidays instead
we're regressing by about 1000 years

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>Posts CNN article
>"also is only going to get worse"
Brainwashed

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It actually is crazy how much of a shitcoin this fucking market has been recently

Yes because the US market is working on the promise that the country will open up in a week. And Trump will open it up no matter what as crazy as every other country think that might be.

Checked and underrated.