How does this make any fucking sense?

How does this make any fucking sense?

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Haha money printer go brrr. Haha Boomer stocks can only go up.

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?????? WTF ?????? I don’t get it.

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It's because the Fed is pumping so much money into the stock market which is happening today by the way

Worse has yet to come user, just hold tight and wait for it. April will go down in history for the stock market, the most red you'll have ever witnessed.

So you can’t beat the Fed? They just straight up buying stocks now? How is this even legal

>implying the market needs those leaches

Only people unemployed are the losers of society. Also how many fucking retards willing quit their jobs thinking they would get unemployment. Let's talk when we see how many people actually qualify

checked

What part of 'Priced in' is too hard for your brain to understand? The priced part or the in part?

CONTROLLED MEDIA
all the dumbasses saying the media hysteria is scaring people, when the media hysteria is so far from the actual scary truth it hilarious.

What does legal even mean? Are you gonna stop them?

more gooder? jesus fuck the level of shit that meme is

It's still down 20% overall from pre-corona levels. Big institutions must think it'll eventually recover and are fine taking 20% gains on their billions.

((((((FREE MARKET CAPITALISM)))))

>2008
>dems in office
>obama bail out
>republicans REEEEEING over 800 $bil stimulus
>2020
>republicans in office
>6 TRILLION UNLIMITED QUANTITATIVE EASING STIMULUS
>not a single ((((((republican)))))) utters a word

Expecting Repubs to have insight or remember history is an exercise in futility.

>FREE MARKET CAPITALISM
This isn't free market capitalism and that's the problem. Crony capitalism is much closer to socialism than to free market capitalism.

it was priced in. i kept telling you but everyone said i was an idiot

>he doesn’t know
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IT'S CLOWN WORLD YOU NIGGER. THE MORE DOESN'T MAKE SENSE THE MORE LIKELY IT IS TO HAPPEN

Ifunny watermark.

also checked.

The stock exchange became it's own entity. It was originally directly connected to underlying economy, now the connection is very loose, and SE is more and more a glorified game of odds/evens. Youre trying to guess what other people will do on SE, not how economy is

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he knows that, hes just some nigger chossing the reality that fis hes narrative

cope

We are seeing the biggest bull trap in history.

This is all you need to know. Go to everyone's favorite narrative merchant. If stocks or futures are in the red "PLUMMET! CRASHING! PANIC! UNEASY!" but then on a day like today when everything is up, is that good news? No, A B S O L U T E L Y S E E T H I N G

Fuck the kike media and the doomer agenda.

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haha look at this dude

It doesn't

yes, its called stagflation

Why does it have to make sense?

It is that simple.

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Stock market isn't the economy user.

The government makes and enforces the rules user. Of course it's legal. Anything is legal as long as they want it to be.

Real capitalism has never been tried.

More stocks for people with equity.

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Why are people standing for this? Why hasn’t anyone stood up and said something they are literally robbing everyone blind the system is fucked. You work everyday from 9am to 5pm to get taxed and then your money inflated away by the Fed!!! you can’t win. They make it so you can’t save money how is this fair. Why aren’t people mad about this and want to fight back!????

What are you going to do? Feel free to go march on down and try to stop them. I look forward to seeing the headlines about the crazed gunman being either killed or taken away.

I can’t do it myself. We need to have a civil war. This isn’t the country that it’s supposed to be. We are not free. This is theft

Our ruling class made it legal. Stop asking silly questions goy

shit, i hope not

Ironically I feel this way about a capitalist system

Yeah man, let's overthrow the government and put someone like us in charge instead of those capitalist pigs, someone who will have our best interests in mind.

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You should have your fingers broken

Less employees mean less wages to pay equals more profit.

Maybe because the stimulus package that exceeds any other in history by 10 thousand percentage points negates its effects

literally just repeal the 17th amendment

Imagine basing the state of the union on the S&P500

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Because the control structures of modern western society are much subtler and more effective than the tradicional ones we usually associate with "control". People want to be part of the system, they defend system it, fetishise it, etc.
We are each other's jailers now.
Even then, Big Brother and his armies are still waiting in the wings for if/when subtle fails.

you have to buy from someone before you short it

inb4 i can just click sell
Im talking about real players not using some middleman platforms

>You work everyday from 9am to 5pm to get taxed and then your money inflated away by the Fed!!! you can’t win.
Imagine being a retard.

>Walks into a jailcell
>"THEY JAILED ME!!!! WHY IS THERE NOT A CIVIL WAR YET?! WE ARE NOT FREE, WE ARE LITERALLY IN A JAIL CELL!!!!!!"
Why don't you just NOT work 9-5 and instead start your own business? This shit's awesome and you should try it.

Witnessed.

Because for all the mental problems. most people have a physically good life compared to ye olden days

This is like neo being woken up

I’ve read the book. So what you just want to get ass raped the rest of your life ?

The only viable war is that of pen and spirit.

fuck em all
seriously fuck everything
I am going to hibernate with my VRA stacks and just play Xbox and coom nightly to /gif/

>Seething
Kinda gay when u think about it.

I do have my own business. Doesn’t mean I can’t understand most don’t and get taxed 25% on my income while purchasing power gets massively fucked. Think about that 1/4 of every dollar I have to give away to the government. Then capital gains?!! I take the risk and they profit off it with no risk at all? I don’t get to print money to buy off my debts!!!!!!!!!!

I keep telling you faggots the kikes don't want the US to crash just yet.

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PRICED IN

It actually makes a weird sense for the short term
Corps will be able to lay off tons of meme workers without penalty and at the expense of state
Consooming will be funded by state, they keep the profit
But the question is. Who and why is pushing such a massive agenda for a shut down. These big dawgs want it to crash. So it all may be a temporary relief.

A lot of people already agree with you
Why not just fight for abolishing the IRS and no income tax? What's the point in fighting a Civil War over policy differences? A civil war's a rebellion against the system, not over policy, policy's legislated. Retard