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>workers not working
>economy shrinking
>green arrow going up and to the right
Someone explain the dark magic at work here

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SCM up 26% today. Great firm to be doing plays with (calls, puts, simply investing whatever works with this)

WAKEY WAKEY BEARS

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pretty much all over for me. my oldest puts expire 4/3 and the market has climbed way too much. at this point i would need a 15% drop and that is looking impossible with these massive gains every day. last week I was up almost 5k and got way too greedy.

WHY IS IT GREEN TODAY?????????????????

It's been priced in

with jews you lose
also greatest bull trap in the history of finance

This is why you trade using TA rather than trying to understand the market, just saying

I sold. Fuck being a bear. You cant win against infinite brrr. They will prop up our economy until normies have confidence again. They will give billions to rotting companies that dont deserve to be in business anymore, and they'll keep the market pumping. Fuck this shit.

Massive military subsidies
Dole programs for all citizens


We Roman Empire now

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>if you owe the bank thousands of dollars you have a problem, if you owe it millions of dollars the bank has a problem, if you owe it billions of dollars the fed has a problem

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Unemployment is bullish.
Mass death is bullish.
Bankruptcy is bullish.

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Sadly, but true. Welcome to the free market and modern capitalism. :)

>trying to make money day trading on stocks with a few grand in your account
Literally just walk into a hospital and collect the belongings of dead boomers. $5k gains a day guaranteed.

Look at this pathetic volume kek

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If you're not buying BA right now while it's still HALF of what it's worth you're a fucking RETARD

Yeah I’m going to abandon my bullish positions eod and sit this one out until Monday. Making a lot of money but it won’t last

I think bulls just bullcrap about it being priced in. Almost all bulls I've seen have been delusional to a high degree.

I'm not sure exactly where we are headed, but the "priced in" meme is just a con artist tactic. Bulls didn't talk about it being priced in until "charts go up". I'm not a perma bear either. I play all angles when I can, but bulls are just in a whole different dimension.

Yeah the Crisis of the third century Roman Empire. And we are nowhere close to getting our Emperor Aurelian

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based trips

OH NO NO NO WE GOT TOO COCKY BIZ BROS

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I gave in, I already sold most of my shorts. I just want my SQQQ to go up now for a tiny bit, I will suffer a 5% loss, fine, just stop making me dip below 8k please. I am buying small as we speak, I am at Lord Jerome's mercy. I swear to god if the market flips now as I am giving up.

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people laughed at the man who said he had infinite money

>if you owe trillions of dollars you enter the clown realm

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Infinite QE is GOD user.

>trading the news

same. took that 90% loss like a champ. and the guy who purchased that contract basically bought cheap lottery tickets for whatever insanity might happen.

what should i be looking at to buy? im lookin for anything making a move

I have no idea where to even start.

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I just woke up. What the flying fuck is going on? Weren't we supposed to have a bloodbath today? I'm wearing my thongs right now and I'm not seeing any blood around, actually I'm 52.3% green right now.

WHERE IS THE BLOOD? GIVE ME BLOOD!!!!!!!!

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Dead _____ bounce

hungry bros...last hour of fasting is so gay bros...dont eat the apple dont eat the apple

So uh. Why's it pumping?

>free market
Good bait and checked user.

Oh nice ive been super long all week

tbqh, sdow

were close. starting to see some bears capitulate. when i stop seeing bobo in threads then its probably time to start shorting again

>killed 10% of how many die to flu every year
>99% of those who died were over 50
>99% of those who died have at least a comorbidity
>50% had 3 or more chronic diseases
>for 99%+ of the population it's not even as bad as a proper flu
>The US loses 30,000 people annually to flu
>The world loses 500,000
>We currently have 1000 US deaths from corona
>And 22,000 globally
>China had peak incidence and recovery within three months
>SK had flattening and reduction in less than 2 months
>New cases and deaths in Italy are already declining
>Summer is coming, meaning reduced transmission
>Treatments to reduce symptoms are coming

Once again, Reddit is for the bobohomo, Yas Forums is for the BVLLS

It's still down like 30% from it's ATH. I think that's the problem bears have. It massively oversold in anticipation already. What's it supposed to do? Go to 0? Of course the government was going to step in and take actions to stop that from happening. You all followed the trend as dumb money and got taken. It happens. Learn from it and move on.

except the government wants a stake of the company for their bailout and the CEO doesn't want to

>news
No user, its the future.

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dire lion

I just bought F.

Press F

Although I have high hopes for their long term.

i think we underestimate the terror of normie freakout and normie incompetence and normie hubris

JUNK STATUS

I guess the stimulus is cancelled if the markets are up like this two days in a row.
I was really looking forward to my Trumpbux to buy some more dividend paying stonks.

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Will it go down again

I'm sorry bro. I took a 6k loss in the same way. Just gotta find the least painful exit. Also, never put into options what you're not willing to lose.

Meh, they are too big and iconic.

bobos never leave

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>doors shut for literally 14 days
>WE ARE GOING UNDER

Poorly mismanaged and overleveraged companies need to die. What a fucking joke.

I’m a bear but you guys don’t seem to understand that the government will do anything to prop this back up and claim it’s just a dip. They’re very scared and desperate right now. Maybe the approval ratings don’t reflect it, but I don’t know a single person who is happy with Trump or the US government, and most of the people I know voted for him and supported the current government up until this whole thing blew up

They will do anything to avoid an 08 style crash, they are even more desperate this time around.

BIG WHITE BULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL POOMPPPPPPPP OH GOD ITS PPOOOOOOOOOMPING AHHHHHHHHHH

crash tomorrow or monday
>t. retard losing money and coping

user they're going to 0

this and chek'd

Nancy, I’ll suck your dick if you stall the bill. Please.

>Not selling the Fiesta or Focus in NA during a recession
They are fucking retarded. Nobody can afford F-150's during a recession

We woukd have recovered without stimulus

They have factories and production logistics. They are going up.

Dead Bobo bounce
Bobo is extinct
Please exit your shorts and this thread

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looking to get into REITs can anyone recommend any non shit ones that arent like 100+/share?

Where's that one retard who was telling me that you should always be maximally leveraged and that I knew nothing about economics because I disagreed?

C'mon let's make this another 10% plus day.

Hello frens. SOXL is the answer. Face it. Semiconductors are crack in all but name. The desire for newer, faster, more is insatiable. Computers, GPUs, self-driving electric cars, AI enhanced smartphones, medical devices, microcontrollers, networking gear, machine learning, surveillance, infrastructure, military, the list is endless. No matter how many cores, how fast or efficient, demand requires bigger, faster, cheaper, better. The clamor for fresh silicon gives nary shit for national identity, creed, hue, gender, asshole virginity or other vain conceit; the multitude speaks in singular. The plea: semiconductor.
SOXL couples a single ETF entry point with the the best companies the space has to offer then pushes these already stellar returns to the limit with 3x leverage. With SOXL your economic interests are aligned with powerhouses TSM, Nvidia, Qualcomm, Intel, Broadcom, AMD, Micron, Texas Instruments, Applied Materials, et al. Real tech companies with innovative products people want, not """tech""" """companies""" pushing shitty ads. And like all leveraged ETFs, SOXL is rebalanced daily, deftly mitigating margin risks.
Aside from the coronavirus meltdown, SOXL has exploded over 55x yet still we are early. Semiconductor growth will proceed exponentially until every viable space is saturated with it. This is a fait accompli; the sheer number of interested parties and compelling outcomes make it so. The injection of increasingly compact and efficient sensors, microcontrollers, information processing and storage into everywhere and everything will be this era's seminal revolution, a revolution with SOXL holders planted firmly at the receiving end.
Stop waiting for more "pullback". The crash was a rare gift but from here on out fretting over catching the exact bottom is meaningless. The deliberation is over; waiting is a failure mode. Now. Buy it now. Get rich with me.

Based

Realistically they don’t even need these bailouts (had they not wasted money on stock buybacks they definitely wouldn’t). The only problem is the major shareholders and execs aren’t making billions this year - so of course the government’s job is to ensure they do!

public opinion of trump has always been totally decoupled from market performance. markets skyrocketed under his presidency and his approval was steady 45% for years with +2/-2 margins. His approval is going up while the market tanks.
Its literally not the economy, stupid.

I'm profiting but it still makes me sad desu.

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>I don’t know a single person who is happy with Trump
Thats because you live in a bubble.

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Dying bat flap

The green arrow doesn't represent any physical resource or numerical value actually, it's a rough interpretation of (hopes - fears).
Currently it means people on average are a bit more hopeful than fearful.

The US is going to get nailed simply due to complacency. NYC is skyrocketing in infections and with a mean time from infection to death of 18.5 days, you haven't seen anything yet. Easter will likely be the peak, IF most states start to actually take it seriously. Otherwise you'll have overrun hospitals turning away patients who would normally survive with proper care due to a lack of beds/ventilators. While most people don't die of it, the rate of death will go to the moon if we don't have critical care available.

True. All the market needs is the FED. Stimulus bill is pointless.

My puts are almost 50% OTM. Expiering in June. Lost 1000€ already. Should I get out? This market makes no sense. Even if we go down 30% theta will kill me.

Welltower can be depended on.

If you are a gambling man who wants to play risky, EPR. Simon is also a gamble too atm but less so.

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Reminder that this ENTIRE pump is because orange man said it will be over by Easter and normies are buying en masse trying to make bank

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INFINITE MONEY
Politicians do NOT want to give up power in Nov.
THIS is why INFINITE MONEY will continue until elections are done. BULLISH BUY NOW V RECOVERY.
THEN in the NEXT WAVE of the MUTATED VIRUS the market craters.

>And like all leveraged ETFs, SOXL is rebalanced daily, deftly mitigating margin risks.

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>Someone explain the dark magic at work here
Simply look okay the charts my friends. This has happened before

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user, with all of the ways a man can make money owning a truck, nobody can afford to not have an F-150 during a recession

>goes all in on $1,000
>already down to $955
Well I'm off to kill myself

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Ok everything has been moved, my base has been set, I am now propped for the "NEVER SELL" strategy.

just go with div yield and a long history of dividends, something like O would be a solid bet

This feels like the most textbook bulltrap I've ever seen
>low volume
>foreign markets are red
>seemingly irrational market
Jerome is so obviously pumping
>inb4 coping bear
I'm all in cash right now

What can I do as a 20 y o unemployed yuroppor with 150 bucks to spare?
I have some food supplies and another 50 bucks just in case I need to buy food so I don't starve .

Activating REIT crash fud in 3...2...1...

>Mfw watching people freak out in these threads.

Oh come on, switch to the weekly view on the charts and calm down.
Of course it's going to bounce like a motherfucker after a huge and incredibly fast selloff like that.
Market takes time to move, just give it some time and we'll take another leg down before you know it.
Then we'll see some weeks of green and the same thing repeats.

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Mass death is bullish. Many reasons. We've been over this.

>corona not getting better
>fed announces they are fucking over the economy at the fundamental level
>socks still go up

>bull traps are single days
No

Bobo cope
It's literally just a flu
Hold that SQQQ over the weekend for maximum loss

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fucking eerie how similar it is to the 1929 crash/depression.

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did you buy on a friday or what?

I’m in WPC and IRM if you wanna check those out

This dirty fucking filthy cancerous terrorist power hungry degenerate inbred fucking filthy fucking kike. I'm salty by the way, My name's autism.

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C'mon you sons of bitches a cannot-fail company like boeing is worth at least $250, it's a steal! Buy already!

I don’t believe the polls. I live in the reddest fucking state and everyone thinks he’s an idiot now. Don’t believe what you hear on CNN. Everyone thinks the way he handled this is literally clown tier and everyone can see that he and his friends made a lot of money during this crash and are now scrambling to go back to normalcy. People aren’t happy.
He will be re-elected but only because the opposition is a literal retard

Can TOS based anime poster bro check in?

How are your positions? What do you think of unemployment being priced in?

Think it through. Or don't.

So uhh I know it's not advised to hold SQQQ long term, but it will be ok waiting until the next red day(s) to sell, right? We will have another red day... right?

just dump it.

Same neurochemistry for the most part

Oh no no no bullbros

idc about dying either you daft inept fucking clowns

I live in a red state in a red city and everyone I personally know voted for him in 2016 (and will vote for him again) but thinks he’s a moron that’s indebted to the kike globalist Jews. Everyone can see after this that he’s literally just another pawn for kikes

unironically buy silver or a gun

Fuck it. I'm just holding what I have until tomorrow. Suck my nuts "stock market".

wondering myself if i should sell now or hold until tomorrow considering that it's a 3x leveraged inverse

god
he knows

hahahahahahahahahahahaha
>my dumb okie family members lie to my face because i have spent the last 4 years screeching and they want me to stop hurting our relationship

>TOMORROW WILL BE RED!
This is why this board is known for pink wojaks

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this. trump has two angles here. first, his big claim to re-election is 'look at the stock market'. the economy has been doing well. this whole situation turns that on its head. he has gone ALL IN on his opinion that it's just a flu/hoax. if and when this goes against him the markets are going to crash and unfortunately we'll probably get a democrat in the white house. second, he has a personal stake in this due to the majority of his wealth being attributed to tourism. he's always been heavily leveraged and like most of the retarded companies is unable to carry operating costs or even fixed costs over a short period. in short the orange man doesnt give a shit about you, me or me-ma, he only cares about his re-election and personal revenue.

Living in a city of a red state is still living in a bubble you retard. I live in a blue state and I talk to tons of people who love trump. And guess what, half of them are fucking hispanic. Get FUCKED commie, I want you out of my country by tomorrow morning

you have no excuse bobos, you had your fun now its our turn.

wait until EOD rally like yesterday. it'll be bigger today

No.
I will be celebrating the death of every filthy fucking kike and every faggot ZOGbot trooper and Jew puppet.
You fucking faggots knew exactly what you were doing. And you will get your fucking just desserts.

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>european
>gun

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no this is a real reversal right now, triple big green days in a row

spend on upgrading your skills so you are not a yuropoor

OH NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOO
BULLBROOOOOOOSSSS

Well yeah but let me make some more confident recovery posts to squeeze the last drops from my fellow posters.

Thought vectors

Hello I will post my picks one last time. All Dec 2020.

NVDA 250->400
GOOG 1100 -> 1750
SOXL 100 -> 600

thanks and stay humble / become better and improve yourself

oh man im hurting from my losses and this dipshit pussyhat box wine swilling cat lady DRUMPF cope just made my day, thanks retard

So uh, this is still a bull trap.

so what you're saying is i will be fucked since this isn't dumping till mid april

Close out your positions today, I’m warning you.

>san fransisco leftoid thinks he's representative of the country
>or a real person
dilate

I dont fucking understand it

black markets exist even in europoorland

WE DID IT BEARS

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biz is good at long term trends but absolutely terrible in short term

>largest unemployment claim in history
>dow up 1000 points

Weimerica

Nah I was a Trump supporter too and he’s still better than the alternative but if you can’t see that his entire cabinet is working for big globohomo bankers and Jews after this, you’re a lost cause. Everyone else can see it. That’s why they are scrambling to push this stimulus bill through and placate people with gibs

>it's going to drag out for that long
Fucking hell

>and everyone thinks he’s an idiot now.
Sure they do, leftypol.

what stonk is this

We’ll just sacrifice more old people and boomers until the DOW gods are happy

it's all rigged dude

I gave up and invested into strong cheap dividend stocks. Everyone tired of it all should do the same

YOU HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS SHIT FOR THREE MONTHS.

leftypol go back

whic is better SOXL TECL or TQQQ I need to diversify my boomerstox

Hispanics are literal retards so it’s no surprise that when everyone else is seeing the writing on the walls, they’ve latched onto Trump.

You can warn some other low IQ neets on this board, i will prefer making money, thanks.

and how would you go about getting to such black market sellers when you're literally trapped inside your home by a 100% police state?

Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.

This is a textbook bear trap. I’ve been 90% cash since Feb 1st but holy shit you’re a fucking moron if you’re buying significant amounts of anything right now.

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FANG!!! WILL SAVE US!

if you look at charts long enough they all look similar user your brain is tricking you into seeing a pattern

not the greatest time to do that when no one is hiring is it? also it is hard to get in america if you don't already have a potential employer, no?
>gun
wish I could
>buy silver
I am trapped in a village atm and I can't move because of movement restrictions, I can't buy any silver around here, though I could do something with the little I have online

yep, $FANG will moon when oil goes bakc up

incase people missed it

TSLAMD kek

Campbell's soup company, the stock that goes up in times of crisis

Im as surprised as you are but I was at a grocery store in Arkansas last week and the ladies in front of me were talking about infowars and how trump is a global kike pawn

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WHAT IS GOING ONNNNNNN

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>hey guys former trump supporter here

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SPY 230p Apr 1 is unusually high. What does this mean

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V-shaped recovery hasn't been priced in yet. You've still got time to make money while this goes back up. Know what I'm sayin'.

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PRICED IN???

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

thanks - i'll be buying my SQQQ in a year

More like regular Yas Forums go back. It’s over. Trump is working with the establishment to pump up the market artificially, bailing out dead corpse companies, all to fuck over YOU and please his kike overlords. Congrats

>and how would you go about getting to such black market sellers when you're literally trapped inside your home by a 100% police state?

life, uh, finds a way..

Funny how they're finally waking up to what was obvious years ago

Hey moderation team, can we prune some of this garbage that has absolutely nothing to do with stock markets please.

>not shorting this bitch to 200
ngmi

Someone got mad at me and called me a shill for talking about NVDA in here at 200...

Already recouping my sqqq losses with ccl that i just bought today hehehe

Dave and Busters will lead us into a 100yr bull market

>switch to the weekly view
these people look at the minute chart bro

Polls are always just pure kike lies

It will rise even more

Liar
Liar
Youre right because it makes logical sense.
I would trust this man.

I don't agree with him but I'll still vote for him to keep the Democrats out. I think that's how a large portion of the Republican party feels right now.

someone's planning an epic april fool's prank

thank god we're going back down for sure now

I'm actually right there with you. It means unlimited printing and wont stop for anyone. I'll take my 56% loss and along with my ,256% overall gain and switch tactics a bit

Hibernation ain't over yet, bobobros

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watch him win the popular vote in november
stay retarded

Got 5K that I can't invest until tomorrow, sucks

gonna sell my sqqqs for some sweet spxl fuck this bear shit!

simp

For real though, when WILL jerome turn off the printer? He has to, eventually, right?

>(You)
>Liar
I think you quoted the wrong post fren

Bullniggers are fucked

>NNOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST POST WHATEVER YOU WANT ON Yas Forums IT HAS TO BE HEAVILY MODERATED LIKE R*DDIT

How sad. I bet that was breaking news to him.

so why do people keep comparing this with 1929 just because the chart looks the same?

its a pandemic that is causing it to go down, all the jobs that were there in 2019 still exist, and can be filled immediately, and the USD is the back bone of the World Economy + isnt chained to the value of gold

How is this situation even simliar to 1929, Please explain? Because it sounds like your a doomer bear who is just spamming "DUH CHART BROOOOO"

Don’t buy anything right now.

>bear capitulation
This is your sell signal

>MOMMY THE OTHER POSTERS ARE BEING MEAN TO ME MAKE THEM GO AWAY
GET FUCKED YOU FAGGOT COMMIE

>worst job numbers of all time
>markets are up
what is this sorcery?

I've been saying "it's gonna be red tomorrow" all week.

its going to be worse until we get a workable vaccine.

There will be a similar dip in november

Did either of the other have the Fed point blank say they were going to engage in infinite QE on the scale of half the GDP?

uhhhhh ohhhhhhhhhh

>>stimulus packages dont affect the market

We have transcended reality
Only market abstractions now