/smg/ - Stock Market General

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THREAD THEME
ON REPEAT LADS
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
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first for fuck bulls

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LOOOOOOOOOOOL

first for fuck anime tranny ops lmao

this market is FAKE AND GAY

JOKE'S ON YOU BULLKEKS
CAN'T MAKE MY PUTS LOSE VALUE IF THEY'RE ALREADY WORTHLESS

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End of day dump will be BIBLICAL

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So....we gonna talk what's going on with oil or we gonna keep posting wojacks, aaaas, and bobos?

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>noooo but Yas Forums said number go down Yas Forums said big number go down!!! why big number no going down??? why money number get smaller??

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>nothing but bullposting in a bull market
>nothing but bearposting in a bear market

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>US markets dragging up the ftse dax, iseq

GOD BLESS AMERICA

Thank you OP

Is there a way to put money on VIX going up or down?

We're about to blow yesterday's highs. If we do then ~2640 on the S&P is the target, lovely

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titanium resistance approaching

HERE THEY COME!!!!!

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Based 236x419poster

Remember, the only thing that's not priced in is you capitulating and FOMO'ing the other side of the trade. That's incredibly bearish

>Had a classmate buy during class on the 10th
>Haven't seen him since due to school going online
>Haven't seen him in the online sessions
I know he was here from time to time. RIP

You mean end of day PUMP

Okay quick, how do I recoup my SQQQ losses? I'm tired of DCAing into it.

TOO COCKY BROS

Okay guys the real smart money play is post dated strangles. When one option goes up, sell it and hold the other. Rinse and repeat. Perfect for big swing crab market.

Up: UVXY or TVIX,
Down: SVXY

This isn’t the bottom... there’s no way...

load up here and cut losses if we break higher.

I LOADED my bags with SPXS just before close yesterday

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BEARBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

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How is it legal that when an index gains, like the NASDAQ, my individual stocks in that index can still be red? Gains should be distributed across all stocks until none of them are red, and then all excess profits can go to those higher performing stocks.

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Oil is dumped on market because the pandemic was known about in advance.

priced in

It’s never gonna reach 22k bullfags

Magnetic poles reverse
>priced in
Solar flare Carrington Event
>priced in
Gamma ray burst Sterilizing earth's crust
>priced in
Quantum decoherence, all mesons
>priced in
Joe Biden has a stroke
>SPY 477

foolish bulls are in for a rude awakening. The volume today will be extremely low, these gains are made of paper. prepare for the dumpening

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new yorkers are the most worthless leeches in the entire world, watch the dow skyrocket past 1 million when 90% of nyc is dead

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By selling yesterday

absolutely based

Posting this again to destroy pathetic bears

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do you believe in the crash more or less than you did last night?

priced in

>nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

STOP PUTTING THIS IN THE OP

>cut losses
My positions are already worthless though.

Comfy

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I just sold my sqqq at a modest loss and and fomod into a leveraged long position.
Fuck this unpredictable market, I'll just go with the flow from now on.

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nice.

just bought calls and now things are dropping.

IT'S A BULL RUN BROS DROP THE SQQQ AND GET OUT

then sink with the ship.

fool, we're at resistance

yes
pump my PSX
pump it

please keep buying more

literally just hold. that's all you have to do to make up your losses. if you sell now, you're homo and not real

>Unemployment numbers drop
>Stonks still going up
And you faggots were mocking me for saying it was priced in

TD Ameritrade app is absolutely broken. Cost me like 15-20% on a put because it's so slow.

saving the hollow points for mass repliers

is trump`s death priced in?

as soon as i change position ill get bogged fuck you

Bro... you will regret this

NOOOOOOOOO
YOU GUYS TOLD ME THIS WAS GOING TO BE BEAR MARKET FOR WEEKS AND WEEKS IM LOSING ALL MY MONEY HOW IM GOING TO PAY MY WIFES SON SCHOOL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

if he dies then the bull market will return

The death of 330 million Americans is priced in at this point.

friendly reminder to donate an appropriate amount of your profits to the man who fought off the hysteria single-handedly

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not a problem. losing 2k a day so i figured id try and make some of it back.

but nope.

These threads are a bit of a fascinating experiment. The vast number of threads on Yas Forums dies before like 10 posts over the course of a day, while this one get filled in mere hours. This is probably the only reason many visit Yas Forums to begin with

> weekly unemployment record high
> SPX +3%
okay I am quitting

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>fool, we're at resistance
What do you mean. Where is the resistance

Any of you bulls actually making money or are you just shitposting. Volume is tiny.

yeah wtf is that? stocksare pumping while volume is falling?

Also, the bear market cross level is roughly 2640 aswell so if we pass that then we're out of the bear market TA-wise. 100% worth to short that if you ask me (with a tight stop loss)

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Somehow I dont think I should hold onto these yet at the same time part of me thinks i should on as Im expecting something to happen by then

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App? Nigga, there's your problem right there.

>still at a loss
oooooooooooooook faggot

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With highly volatile swings, it's a bunch of autists just yelling "I TOLD YOU SOOOOOOO" whenever market switches mode.

>too embarrassed to show dollar amt
>calls others pathetic

just HOLD faggot stop having paper hands and get CHROMIUM HANDS

i can't complain

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Pump and dump by MM

We've figured it out bobros. All we need is for this guy to keep buying calls.

I bought a bunch of NIKE stock earlier today faggots, you envy me?

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>His voice.

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really? ofc

that's the only thing that realistically could send the markets any lower at this point

your sacrifice will not be in vain

Looks like the priced in numbers were really priced into the prices we're seeing today after all.

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Who else here will be able to tell their grandchildren that they're rich because you were able to buy a bunch of boeing stock at 100 dollars a share when the world temporarily listened to hysterical women who thought a seasonal flu would be the end of the world?
How is it legal to make such EASY MONEY

>he didn't buy every dip
Not gonna make. The dow isn't even up 25% and I still made it all back. Absolutely bullish

It's the only thing I read on Yas Forums now

who cares? as long as jerome is alove the markets will go up

crabs we're crabs we're the crabs
we pump at dawn we dump at night we're the crabs

Solved my ETFs 2 weeks ago and thought I made a big brain move after the market tanked another 10% but now it's already recovered above my sell price.

This. Rubs me the wrong way. Plus all these people wont find a job quickly as most companies in the u.s. take a while to hire people for a variety of reasons.

2.5 - 2.6 range for s&p,
22 - 22.5 for dow
7.7 - 7.8 for nas
haven't you been shitcoin trading since 2017?
We're going to drop (likely) or not confirm a break up. watch the volume.

>BLOODBATH THURSDAY
>SDOW SQQQ
>MUH UNEMPLOYMENT NUMBERS
is Yas Forums ever right?

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I cant speak for anyone else. But I'm shitposting.

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Don't worry I'm not going to sell, because there's nothing left worth selling. It's easy to have diamond hands when you only have a few hundo on the line.

>okay I am quitting
That was priced in

Not I, no funds to invest in the dip smdh my head.

whats the fucking point of selling them now? at a 70% loss? you owe it to yourself to HODL

>S&P 500 Low Volatility Index
>Launch Date:Apr 04, 2011
>YTD
>7,109.41
>-24.19 %▼
How is that "low volatility"?

FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH BEAR

NOW BULL IS MY BEST FRIEND

I don't speak ebonics.

>Volume is tiny.
Is it really? I sold a bunch of shares as this pump looks like it'll fail or so I hope.

>22k
Wtf bearbros?

To be fair, most of those threads i mentioned are either blatant off topic Yas Forums or Yas Forums posting, or blatant crypto shilling/delusion, so it's not like /smg/ has much competition for attention

It’s all rigged

Bo bros btfod

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Based vowel poster.

>CRISIS SOLVED BY DRUMP & JEROME
R*ddit absolutely SEETHING that their DCA boglehead shit missed the bottom because their next scheduled deposit isn't until next week.

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If one is stuck in a position, should he wait till even or profit and sell, or sell with small loss and get into a more profitable position? (which could turn into the same situation so im not really convinced)

Beg, borrow, steal there is still time
Or make sure you're prepped for the next hysteria

This is the signal buys. Balls deep on puts now

universal virus vaccine is already priced in

>Unemployment numbers and Corona numbers way WORSE than already dismal numbers expected today, everyone made aware of fact through extensive exposure to media a la quarantine.
>Market just fucking ripping along

I'd say even more so now, but I'm hold an ETF, and was only expecting a 24hr turn around. I trade according to plans, of course there's a contingency but I would have honestly felt retarded not shorting today.

first stage of grief is denial

today is evidence that nothing will cause another red day.

>spend 3 months to lose $500
Based?

Hey im a retarded noob why haven't the stocks I sold yesterday shown up in my "buying power" on robinhood. I have something that says 800 CASH -790 MARGIN on everything and I just want to buy so I can make 10 dollars today. pls help;

That's because of Corona. /smg/ was extremely tiny during the bull market compared to the rest of Yas Forums, a single thread could last an entire day or more some times. We will go back to that when the Corona shit calms down and the market goes back to normal though, most people that are here now are just here for the shitposting

We hit resistance as I predicted. Now you may short, bears.

>Workers ded = stonks green
Cursed magic

I am financially ruined

i missed the bottom

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>GUYS LOOK, IM STILL RED & DONT KNOW HOW TO SCREENSHOT OR POST A PROPER PICTURE

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Are you a communist or just bitter?

I don't have any interest in any products related to that index

Unsettled funds

>S&P +4%
>DAX green after -3%

UH

Can't be unemployed if you're dead.

so stop watching it and wait for the crash, itll come
i dont like holding this shit 3+ days either but at this point feel like I gotta hold it

>in b4 SPY up 6%

Yup. I just sold my puts at 50% loss and moved to calls. Fuck it you win Mr trump

fool.com/knowledge-center/what-is-the-3-day-rule-when-trading-stocks.aspx

A lot of time and effort to not make a profit.

t. A guy who hasnt been profitable overall on stocks/options thus far and am still down.

Bears need to start waking up now. We're approaching resistance on the S&P.

when will inflation take efect?

Time to be a bottom bitch

I really enjoyed this post, thank you for making it

True that, financial happenings brings the boys together like nothing else. I barely registered /smg/ existing in the sea of crypto spam until shit got real and multiple generals propped up within short moments as the other ones got post-limit'd within minutes.

hot damn, why can't powell break 22

How much did you sell? Even if you dont buy on Margin, the less buying power you have the less the brokerage is willing to lend you on margin so as your cash goes down so does the margin buying power you previously had before your new cash buying power value.

It's a slow burn, you'll look back in 5 years when a gallon of milk costs $20 and realize it.

bro don't you know 3,500,000 people being unemployed is bullish?

if trader, stop loss and try again with a different plan. If investor, dyor and hodl

"Its priced in" is the most delusional Bull meme I've ever come accros,the awakening will be rude,sudden and brutal.

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ITT 99% of posters don't know basic economics

You guys are retarded. This crash is not because of failing economy, unlike every single crash we've seen before. The economy has never been better, it's just frozen because of the virus. Once we deal with that, everything will go back to normal

never, unironically

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Threw a grand into SQQQ at 21.06
LETS GO

>Boomers adjusting their volume levels on their PC on CNBC

top kek

>resistance
>$SPY has gone straight up
What are you guys talking about.

what do you think about carnival cruise lines (ccl)
it was down to $8 from over $60
even if it goes to half of what it was...
it's $17 right now

Inflation isn't real lmao

The best universal vaccine is to just get rid of all the viruses.

weak posers are FOMOing.
good sign fellow bears

unemployment is a lagging indicator, typically. they're uninformed, but i think most people trading are fucktarded and thinking this one isn't leading this time.

Jokes on you - none of us will have money and the cashier will shrug and say it's priced in.

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I still think it'll peak around 265 and then plummet all the way back to break 200. Hopefully this happens sooner rather than later.

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HONK HONK HONK CLOWN WORLD FEED ME DADDY YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY

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im ordering mcdonalds breakfast to make my fat fucking ass feel better. i hope the delivery slave has corona and coughs on my food

>there are no long term effects to shutting down the worlds most powerful economy for 2+ months
how fucking delusional

VIRUS CURE PRICED IN.
RETURN TO NORMAL BY MAY 1.
NO MORE CASES: HERD IMMUNITY.
TRAVEL BOOM. AIRLINE BOOM. PEOPLE OUT AND SPENDING MONEY. BABY BOOM.
BOTTOM IS IN.
SMART MONEY KNOWS THIS.
BUY BUY BUY
B U L L I S H.

Thats why Im holding one day they all jumped up to at least 30 or 40% down on open and the other two to 50% iirc.

It started out as just a meme. Now the Fed has made it a reality with their own "infinite QE" meme.

the awakening is already priced in

BEARS ITS NOT TOO LATE TO REPENT, SELL YOUR PUTS AT A LOSS, MOVE TO CALLS, GET ON YOUR KNEES AND SAY "I'M SORRY FOR DOUBTING YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP, MY HERO"

Yes do you have a point

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>BACK TO NORMAL BY EASTER

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We're APPROACHING resistance

2600. 2650. 2700.

>these volumes
You are absolute retards being baited by the big boys.

for USD, correct. USD hyperinflation is a meme

I have money now, you really think it’s worth getting in at this price? Puts???

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

certainly a clown world, my divvy portfolio alone is up about $8K today. this is either a bulltrap or algos are realizing the curve is flattening dramatically

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I HAVE NO MONEY TO BUY CALLS WITH

>companies propping themselves up with buybacks like the worlds largest Jenga tower is totally healthy
Okay user, sure.

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>nytimes.com/2020/03/26/opinion/doctors-coronavirus-safety.html

doctors are writing their wills

is this priced in? bullish?

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Isnt EU doing a big BRRRRRRRR operation as well?

HONK HONK HONK

What's it called when you approach resistances one after another?

>Deaths and infections slowing in the UK
>FTSE down

>US unemployment numbers 1.8 million above expected
>Dow up 4%

99% of investors don't know basic economics either.

Bullish

>know literally nothing about finance/stocks
>never invested
>already made 200 bucks from investing, in a day
We need more of this coronavirus stuff.

No doctors means less sick people getting better and being a burden on the economy
BULLISH AS HELL

bobro it's an impossible fight. any time anything drops 1% the Fed steps in an annihilates the Ask until it's 3% higher. the economy is still being destroyed before our eyes, just in a different way that we can't profit from.

this. someone explain how this happens lmao

>Remove traders from the stock floors
>Perma rise
Ah i see, humans were the problem all along

I sold 800 dollars worth of various stuff. Sad day for me I know... already missed out on like 30 dollars. I hate stocks!

muh efficient markets. economists are worse than weathermen

Based Divi poster. Thank you for your service. Because of you I picked up a big stack of WY for the divi when it was 14 a share.

Tell me your secret

This is the beginning of the recovery, dump it all in NBR or even BA still. You'll at least double your money when we return to baseline. But you have to do it NOW

LIKE A ROLLING STONE

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Fucking Lockheed going to the moon!

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remember to post again when you lose that 200

HONK HARDER HONK HARDER NEVER STOP HONKING HONK YOU CAN EVEN BEGIN TO REALIZE HOW MUCH I HAVE COME TO HONK YOU

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99/100 economists never see a financial crisis coming and most professional investors and hedge funds lose against index funds, economics is a junk pseudoscience

thank you

zoom out
we still are way down overall so there is still a lot of time

Not just based. Bullish

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Why is it a meme user?

i dont need a degree in economics to know that buying the dip, over the long term, is the way to make money. stay poor faggot

Wtf I just tried to buy Boeing and it looked like it went through but it doesn’t show on my stock list wtf

Market can be irrational

Reminder bears that every time the market has shot up like this in the past 5-10 days there has been a sell off shortly after. I scalped on SPXS calls and bought in lower. Go hunting.

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BULLISH NEWS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

23k today screencap me

>volume
>in 2020

Overshoot. Intraday movement is volatile.

Have disability money, don't pay rent this month even though you can afford it. Invest in airlines.

Post the stats

>bought Lockheed calls a week ago
Were gonna make it

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