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hmm

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open your shorts boys! she's a biggy!

are the job numbers priced in

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lol clorox is up

Of course

Yes, your double dubs however, were not. Very bearish.

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this is only the beginning

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>>implying a nationwide pandemic having an effect on unemployment was unexpected, and not priced in

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So is this over or are we goin down more in the next week? I want to put my 2k into something and leave it

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there's like 6 /smg/ threads and OP yours was made super late fuck off!

>>>Implying retarded Americans would take the pandemic seriously right away

>Educational sites:
>nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

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>3,280,000 people guaranteed not to spend a time on the economy, number probably growing by 250k/day
>BULLISH BUY BUY BUY

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Save it for Wednesday. You'll know when you see it.

When steel demand dropped 90% in January you should have known this was going to happen.

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>Expectation: 1.5 million
>Actual: 3.28 million

Yet the futures is almost flat

Is this the power of the stock boomer at work?

>flat
its steep as fuck lad

No payroll
No inventory
No consumers
No travel
No income
NO problem
All priced in Fed Nu-Market

This, it's going to be another day of bearfags going "why is it going up with only bad news?"

>all these wagies who cant work remotely
get fucked retards

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They're literally green right now

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Watch today be another green day, clown market

Fedfags get the rope first.

>tfw just turned 20 this year
>tfw no money of my own laying around to invest during this once-in-a-decade opportunity

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What about us? We get sent home for 3 weeks and the government pays our wages for us

I'm not wrong, just watch.

>good news
Futures go down
>bad news
Futures go up

Can’t make this shit up

>3.2 million less on payroll eating up profits
>3.2 million who will continue to buy shit like they always did; with credit cards

LAYOFFS RAISE STOCK PRICES YOU DUMBASS BEARS

Why are you even here then?

I want off Nu-Market's wild ride

I think futures and the market are just out of phase with reality.

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how many dead based off what this guy said

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Literally makes no sense lol

Its a pure clown market, untouched by principles or freedom

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This isn't even a nu-market thing, anyone who lived past 2008 would have told unemployment numbers don't cause a dip.

SELL BEARS SELL THE ETERNAL BULL IS STILL HERE IT WAS JUST A DIP

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Sometimes. It depends on why the layoffs occurred. You're oversimplifying things to the point that you're basically just fucking wrong.

Isn't there something wrong with the system when I and I imagine most other investors stand to benefit from a further downward spiral in an already severe economic crisis?

post yfw suicides outnumber corona deaths next month

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Love to hear more about how this free money airdrop from Trump the Red and his Commie Politburo is going to happen

>zero people on payroll
>produce nothing
>sell nothing
Fucking retard.

2008 unemployment numbers didn't cause it to dip when that came out, don't know why bears here were banking on this but I guess they haven't figured out yet but on the rumor and sell on the news.

Not suicides, shootings and robberies. Everybody has bought a gun with their latest paychecks.

If everybody just shorted the market all the time we could all be rich forever.

WHEN SELL SQQQ?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Most don't though

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HOLDDDDDDDDDDDD

2008 wasn't caused by a shutdown of the economy either.

>Boeing pumping premarket again
Lol this shit is about to crash harder than a 737 max

What options should I buy with $500? What blue chips for $1500? I’m a newb

>trump signs bill
>market goes down

500 wont get you much with options right now.

Boeing is the Fed's blue chip stock. The price of the stock is completely arbitrary and divorced from reality.

Boeing puts
VOO

The banks were literally going to shut down if we didn't bail them out (some even did!). 2008 was a financial crises at it's core but letting the banks fail would have been the equivalent of a body suffering a heart attack and doing nothing to help with the heart attack to spite the body's heart.

Citigroup expected 4 million. Bearbros seething.

Isn't that strange with how fast transactions are nowadays? I'd think that the market and futures adapt quicker.

Oh no, off by 1 week

Say your fucking prayers NYSE.

Press F to destroy the US economy.

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loaded up on DFEN early this week, up 30% thanks to the Boeing pump

>jobless numbers don't matter
>t. mnuchkin

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I understand you cope, but everyone knows that beer "virus" does not exist and it is more likely tax money grabbing to solve non existing problem.
We all do what ever man, who gives money, say.

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>BUSINESSES EARNING REVENUE DESPITE NO LABOUR
>PEOPLE MAKING PURCHASES WITHOUT WORK
>TRAVEL AND TOURISM STONKS MOONIN DURING A GLOBAL PANDEMIC AND LOCKDOWN
Bros I think the next century of technological innovation and global catastrophies is priced in

Getting nervous i shouldve sold my profitable call.

>FED pumps trillions into the stock market
>This is the bounce they can muster

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>2008 was a financial crises
This is an health crisis and pouring money over the market won't make the virus go away.

what are you guys buying on open? anything gearing to moon?

>Can't lose money if I don't sell SQQQ
Priced in yet again, bullfags

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What is happening on/before wednesday?

oil looks like its going to do well tis monrig as people anticipate shit fromthe g20

AMC basically dissolved so with the NuMarket, expect it to moon

OH FUCK! OH FUCK! OH FUCK!

barrons.com/articles/why-the-s-p-500-hasnt-hit-bottom-and-could-fall-another-35-51585169263

>In a note to clients on Wednesday, TS Lombard strategists said the market has more room to fall, citing expectations that earnings for companies in the S&P 500 could fall roughly 30%. That decline, and the effects of the economic slump they see, put the fair value of the S&P 500 closer to 1600 to 1800, down as much as 35% from the closing level of 2475.56 on Wednesday.

>The severe downturn isn’t likely to feed into an immediate recovery once social-distancing measures are eased, in part because central bankers don’t have the same amount of ammunition, or room to cut interest rates, as they did at the start of the last financial crisis. At the same time, years of interest rates near record lows have obscured problems on balance sheets.

>Capital spending tends to follow earnings with at least a six-month lag, so the initial hit to profits from efforts to control the virus may hamper growth later in the year, Dumas adds.

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For what though? It just keeps going up!

at this point, what's the difference between the fed and tether?

Nothing
Burger

This is what newbies don't understand. Earnings will be brutal and it will be difficult to recover to previous levels anytime soon.

Duh. It's no surprise what markets aren't open right now hence no one working you retard. Normal people still have their jobs. Bartenders and clothes folders aren't people

Tanking the economy is worse than the virus itself fool and will cause a liquidity crises similar to 2008. Hence, the fed lowering interest rates to 0 and promising infinite printing. The irony behind retards thinking that corona is worse than just crashing the economy to fight it are hilarious.

When do earnings come out

Good luck on mr. bones wild ride today everyone