because the fed as unlimited money to buy assets and securities. the 2 trillion stimulus plan hailed as historic when the fed is literally doing 2 trillion every night in purchases.
>Mr. President, the stocks are faltering! >Send in the wagies, they can keep working >But Mr. President, won't they get sick and overwhelm the health care system? >ICU beds, ventilators and masks cost money. Dying in your bed costs nothing!
It unironically does. But maybe not for March 26..
Luke Evans
>"Benchmark rice prices in Thailand have climbed to the highest since August 2013" >Thailand will go back to its natural state as the cum dumpster of asia again Based
Ian Wright
News is out, market re-acted. I was planning to go long and waited for this after the dip of crisis. Looks like the time is right to go in ?
im honestly starting to believe this after looking at the charts since 08.
Nathan Powell
No unemployment is only going to get worse from now to the bottom. Businesses are going to lay more people off as their purse strings get tighter
Aaron Brooks
I've just about had it with FED printing fucking numbers into stonks to prevent them from dropping. How is 3.28 mil new unemployed people not crashing this shitty fucking market?
Hudson Morris
line go up stocks go up retard bears go back to hibernate
It's not real unemployment. Most of the the jobs should come back.
Colton Russell
STOP SAYING PRICED IN ALREADY
Matthew Williams
Nothing is a good indication how US markets will behave. This is clown world market now.
Adam Long
compare dax with us futures, literally the same most of the time
Xavier Carter
Remember joking about this when a candy bar costs ten dollars
Zachary Watson
The senate is going on recess until April. Why would the market go down? There's no second bailout coming. If the market goes down, they lose money, and the government won't be back for 1 month to pump them full of cash.
Zachary Clark
KEEP PRINTING JEROME OR YOU WONT GET ANY TRUMPBUX BEFORE BED SWEATY
Yeah that's why they are just dumping loans into companies until the crisis is over. Hey, it's low interest! So who gives a fuck right. The machine keeps lurching forward.
Nathan Thompson
I’m just gonna exit my sqqq position from yesterday pre market, it’s up like 20 cents, fuck this clown world market
Joshua Miller
>imagine believing anyone wants to hear what a felon has to say about things
or are you hoping eveyone has forgotten about your kiddie-diddling days again?
Leo Jones
why the fuck do they have a statistic meassuring it since the 70s then?
Gavin Thompson
>mfw watching red candles trying their hardest to go down but then a giant green dildo pops up on next tick
SO glad I bought calls yesterday. GET FUCKED BEARFAGS. AMERICA HATING LIBSHITS
Ryder Powell
we didn't, this is bad news regardless of how the market behaves. These people file for unemployment now, which burdens the system. And the companies will have to look for people to replace them eventually. Sure it increases their bottom line in short term, but how can you run a company without workers?
Ayden King
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You do realise they might want to shake out weak hands before the dump? try to fake a pump and then dump bitmex style?
Carter Murphy
how can anyone still be a bear at this point news that the earth will crash into the sun next week is already priced in
Kayden Rodriguez
You are absolutely retarded and the economy will crash whether you like it or not. Just because you are too young to remember that economies do in fact crash doesn't mean it wont. fucking zoomer.
Blake Hill
That is precisely what the FED was created for.
Christopher Williams
Pretty bullish considering all things
Julian Peterson
Exited SDOW premarket. The bottom is in. The boomers own the WH and the Fed. They want their 401ks back. Fuck LA, NYC, and Xeattle r*dditors lmao
Wyatt Wilson
>GE >long term blue chip um
Henry Price
What about post-08 charts makes you think everything is priced in?
I am nervous about going bull now but relief rallies have typically lasted weeks to months, haven't they?
At some point there's going to be a deluded optimism that lasts weeks to months. Maybe less because this crash has been moving faster than previous ones. And because I'm not convinced there will be no panic when people start seeing videos of people dying in basketball courts converted to hospitals.
If that fear doesn't crash the relief rally though then I could see fed's massive pumping being an overreaction that turns this into a v-shaped recovery.
Jack Green
Remember the times it just crashed -5% in minutes?
i remember...
Jackson Ramirez
The brrrrrr sound is the Fed printing itself into insolvency and dollar death. Look for new dollar backed by a crypto/gold/silver weighted reissue at Easter
Blake Wright
>all of this fed manipulation
can we go based to the days of based volcker? memespan ruined everything
it's the sound god's chosen people make when rubbing their hands together
Ayden Gomez
they are the living breathing proof of what congressional bribery is capable of.
Chase Mitchell
Because up to 4 mil unemployed was expected so already priced in, 3 mil unemployed is less than feared and stimulus is passing in few hours trump probably signs it today
Austin Miller
You better believe it, Commie.
John Rodriguez
Clown market. Literally
Robert Powell
Do I buy puts now or wait for the eotw? hmm
Adam Long
>GE Don't look at how much they their have on the books, whatever you do. It's definitely not upwards of 50 billion...
Logan Wood
Seriously, any fucking niggerbear still doesn't believe the priced in meme? Now you're just staring at your shitty fucking puts in disbelief, watching it bleed you dry while I keep posting priced in repeatedly like the bumbling retard I am but the price goes up anyway because FUCK YOU NIGGER
How hard is it to start an OnlyFans and get lots of following? Is it financially viable? I've just lost all most of my savings and I don't want to get a job
Nathaniel Jackson
From now on, only real bears in the market. Unlimited QE is priced in. We're still headed to RED. Over 180K in TVIX
not letting businesses fail naturally seems pretty communist to me senpai
Landon Perez
We're GREEN
God bless Saint Jerome.
Camden Watson
How's is this shit not dumping
Connor Myers
ROASTIES BTFO NO MORE WAITRESSING FOR YOU FUCK YOUR TIPS CUNT AAHAHAHAHA (I don't respect women by the way bros)
Connor Long
>World is a fuck >Born to crash >10000 million dead bulls
Henry Peterson
this is the kind of shit that gets people minecrafted
Levi Gonzalez
The worst financial news ever reported short of mass bankruptcies
>stonk go up
David Cruz
When I make a million dollars buying OTM bullish options on these worthless companies being saved by the government i'm going to have CLOWN MARKET tatood on my ass
Evan Diaz
ge is too big to fail trump will just steal money from wagecucks and pay off their debt with it
It is now demonstrated that the stock market is not a market of price equilibration among buyers and sellers. It is a forum in which predators allow a herd to graze. Predators periodically go on murderous rampages. The apex predator is the Fed. The grass is allowed to grow back but it is less nutritious every year. My belly bulges yet I starve. My dollar loses value but I have so many. When a company like Boeing is completely insulated from risk by a general tax on wealth, fascism has triumphed. Private profits, losses to the public. No rational analysis of price vs profits/revenue is taking place.
