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>he bought into the trap yesterday

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stimulus package passed - still futures red - wtf is happening?

Priced in

You had 2 days bullkek

Soon soon, the "check bill" will be law and 2400 bucks will be on the way to me. The house must pass it next and the pres sign it.

1. Protecting the wealth you have > making a profit.
(1% RISK for me, 2%, 3%)
(Better to not trade than do a shit trade)

2. Invest with logic, not emotion.
(Don't panic sell, don't panic buy)
(BEWARE of strong emotions)
(Don't fall in love with a stock)

3. Diversification.
(Spread your risk accross multiple avenues)
(For swing - Buy across multiple hours)

4. Do your own reasearch.
(Understand what you are investing in)
(Don't trust anybody's ideas - Do not trust analysts)
(Consider things carefully before action)

5. BUY THE DIP. SELL THE HIGH. Buy low, sell high.
(Don't FOMO)
(Don't sell low and then buy high)
(Be paitent with your winners, be impatent with your losers)

6. Mangae your losses.
(You will loose some bets, don't wish for recovery)
(Use Stop-losses)
(Do Not jump back on a failed trade)
(Accept a loss, retreat and re-group)

7. Every trade is uncertain.
(Take profits while you can)
(Buy the hype, sell the news)
(There is always a risk of getting raped)

8. Listen to the market.
(The market can stay irrational longer then you can stay solvent)

9. News affects markets, act accordingly and you can profit.

10. Have a plan.
(Know how much you are willing to loose, know what price you are selling at)
(Entry, Stop, Target)

11. Patience.
(If you don't have an edge, don't buy in)

Because its a meme. $1200 for a one time month isnt going to do anything. Trump is seriously betting that this is over by Easter so he can get everybody back to work. No chance its over by then. The stimulus will be bailing out the titanic with a bucket.

soon as in mid may

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Duh

Everything Boeing has been doing and done up until this point has been unfathomably bad for business.
This is a bullish signal in the Fed's NuMarket

Do you know much about them beyond the current general airline woes?
Like, have they fixed the issues with the 737 yet?

Maybe for the short term, never for the long term though, if it does ever get into deep shit the government will just take them over claiming its to level the playing field since its largest competitor Airbus is owned by some governments.

>those trips
Checked and based

12. Never get high on your own supply

Boeing no longer follows the laws of economics or god. 00 roulette is a better pick.

Is the world being shutdown priced in?

Boeing is defacto a department of the US government. Gov would sooner write them a blank cheque than let them go under. Answer: lol idk you do you senpai kek xDdddd

because they have been paying for campaigns ever since kennedy got shot in the head.

The market is like an abusive household. Daddy (Fed, Trump) have golden boys who that get all the treats and love, and whipping boys who go without food. Unfortunately, the whipping boy's chances of escaping the abusive household and getting their own food are low right now because its stormy outside. For now, it only makes sense to bet on the golden boys.

this table tells me that unemployment numbers for march will be published on april 3rd. why do people think they will come out today?

bls.gov/schedule/news_release/empsit.htm

I hate women.

why?

We all do.

Weekly jobless claims is every thursday. Job reports is something different and is every first friday of the month.

wouldn't go as far as to say that I hate them, I kinda think they're overrated like rick and morty :^)

rate it niggerinos

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There’s a separate announcement for employment claims coming out today

ah okay thanks

women hate other women
ur prolly a women or tranny

Hey bobeo what did you buy in SQQQ at? I was impatient and bought in at 24.

I didnt realize they were two different things either. Both will likely be bad knews but the jobless claims is what we are waiting on for today in about an hour and half.

Imagine NOT hating women!

Anybody with half a brain knows they shouldn't vote and they need to put in their place for our societal collapse to reverse.

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Trannies aren't women

Not even. Iirc they're planning on doing more tests "soon" and might have an updated 737 Max 200 by 2021
But that "soon" is probably going to be a bit later considering all airlines are in max damage control right now, so I'd hold off for now

Post a song which emotionally portrays the energy of this market.

My pic:
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Is it red because the stimulus package failed?

Should I sell everything and buy into the Chinese market

No it passed, but everybody knew they wouldn’t delay the vote longer so it’s priced in.

Good post user

> Trips confims
Based advice user

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Thank you, friend.

155 is brave

cringe

Nah it passed but it isnt very useful. People are still at stay at home orders and it will only get worse in the next few weeks. New Orleans now has a large amount of cases too.

I have 1000 @$21.05 from yesterday mid afternoon.

youtube.com/watch?v=Orlbo9WkZ2E

That’s when I should’ve doubled down, I bought in 2 days ago at 24

Since you seem to know what you're about, user, any recommendations for what stock to look into?

expect to be crashing at least 8% today when the usa opens markets

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god yes, 8 * 16 (my leverage), hnnngg

23-24 sadly

Yup, Nikkei was down too

>Crabs today
>Bears sell their puts in defeat after bagholding them for weeks
>TURBODUMPS next Tuesday for no reason at all

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Haha if you're new to this, stay away for a couple months.

i-it has to come back down eventually, right?

>tfw i missed the bottom

Honestly it was a play for today, it's pure luck that I am already up a decent amount on the position I bought and then about 50 minutes later bernie sent out his tweet.

Okay Bernie

>he bought the top

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markets aren't moving because they're poised for 8:30 jobless claims

wake up retard

It is, hopefully it wasn't stupid as it was brave, I wonder if I should've went for something like 170p

how is shorting the SPX today not free money
dumb bulls

Should have just sent me money instead

>TURBODUMPS next Tuesday for no reason at all
This is the most true prediction. The fundamental driver of the economy right now isn’t investor choice, it’s machine trading algos. This is also why huge shifts keep happening on the aftermarket where normies aren’t even allowed. They collect on the squeezes when you can’t even do anything about it.

Broad strokes there will be more downturn. It’s timing it out that’s hard.

my balls are sweating got 500play stocks hoping for a spike so i can drop these bags

thanks

EVERYONE EXPECTS IT TO GO RED
IT WILL BE GREEN THIS WEEK

Anyone have any thoughts on UBER? I watched their CEO give an interview yesterday and seems like a buy.

Everyone expecting to do the opposite of expectations is priced in already

Clown market rules

Wouldn't people already be able to predict that jobless claims will be higher? The chances of it being lower or not changing is logically very slim under the circumstances. What are they waiting for?

An hour and a couple of minutes left.

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I'm beginning to think I should just buy calls and puts right at the money in equal quantities and sell them when they rocket in the appropriate direction and just wait for the momentum to shoot back the other way to sell the other.