IMAGINE BEING A LANDLORD RIGHT NOW

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youll be hanging from the courthouse flagpole by next week

LMAO YOU DON’T GET IT, I OWN THE HOUSE NOW YOU FUCK HAHAHAA

>buy up all the property on credit
>drive up prices
>produce nothing
>consume everything

Landlords are parasites.

Imagine being a squatter when this is over

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not so fast buddy

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Wagies get payment and eviction delayed for a while, but only if they are otherwise good tenants.
They can't be evicted if their sole offense is late payment, but if they've done worse than that they still get evicted.

>the landlords thinking they're getting my wagies until at least the end of summer

OHNONONO

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>wagies get payment DELAYED
So that means that you still have to pay the rent eventually right? For example if you didn't pay rent for 3 months you will have to pay it all back later?

It's not just free rent

oh nnonononono imagine seething landlord pacing back and forth infront of your porch lmao fucking peasant

>filthy squatters thinking i won't shut off the power

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>his house
>his property
No. It's the bank's property. He's renting it out on their mortgage money and subletting it. If he actually owned it, he wouldn't care about a month's missed payment because this would all be passive income uses to foritfy savings instead of necessary revenue used to pay off loans. Especially so considering most places decouple rent from actual bills such as water and electricity.

documentcloud.org/documents/6819239-FINAL-FINAL-CARES-ACT.html
CARES Act — the Coronavirus Aid, Relief, and Economic Security Act.

just answer i don't wanna read the whole f document

>shutting off the power
I would hope you are with the actual electric company and doing so because the electric bills havent been paid. If not, and this is simply over rent, then that is highly illegal and a surefire way to find yourself sued, imprisoned, penniless, and without any remaining control of that property the bank let you gamble their money on.

alright I'll try to read it thanks

it's just a delay in payment but you can't evict the roaches

>electric company
My state (not in the US though) just put a freeze on power disconnection as well.

Landlord here, been keeping a spreadsheet with all my tenants and how much they haven’t paid.

As soon as this is over I’m raising the rent to recover every cent.

If they choose to move out I will nitpick every single $ of damage and deduct from their security, and will give them a terrible reference.

Not paying rent is within the confines of the law right now, and will be the status quo for the foreseeable future

Turning off the power is a breach of contract and punishable by law. Retarded land kike

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Good strategy user. Now please get in line for the court backlog. Your wait is important to us, and we should get to your case within 3 years :^)

not paying rent is breach of contract

and anyway your threats don't scare me, if you can't afford rent, you can't afford a lawyer. on top of that, how would you even contact a lawyer if you don't have power and you're trapped inside

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I am LITERALLY DABBING on US landowners right now

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>contract
>not enforceable

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>on credit
I bought my house cash and rent out two spare rooms. Why shouldn't I?

Not in my state, land-kike. But good luck in court. As unemployment soars and the gov is theatened by millions of Americans getting shoved onto the streets, I'm sure the judge will care about your sob-story LMFAO

Also
>*cops close patrol car door*
>"user you the owner here? This is your final warning, turn the power back on. We've also been submitted proof that you've threatened your tenants. If I hear any complaints again, you're getting locked up"

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>If he actually owned it, he wouldn't care about a month's missed payment because this would all be passive income uses to foritfy savings instead of necessary revenue used to pay off loans.

Owning 2 rentals myself and no clue where you get that flawed logic from. But good luck in your future.

>Americans getting shoved onto the streets

not my problem, pay your rent or that's your fate

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and how exactly are you going to kick me out?

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Why would the courts get involved?

I’m legally raising rents once this is over, and if they choose to move out I’ll take them to the cleaners with the deposit.

I fucking hate you entitled swatters.

My grandfather gave me that house. I fixed it up real nice, put my heart and soul into it, invested precious time and resources to make it comfy as fuck only to be tricked by one of you zoomer faggots thinking you would treat it nicely, only to ruin the paint with your dude weed and nigger parties. I used to be quite optimistic towards the newer generations but quickly realized you need to be cleansed.

Fuck you. Commie dirtbags

good luck finding a decent place to rent after you've been evicted

read

this.

it's about as legal as me going to his house and shutting off his power

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i'll just pay someone to stop by and explain why it would be in your best interest to find somewhere else to live. that's pretty much standard practice in dealing with squatters. there are people who do it for a living.

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That's gonna hard no from me bud. Still have 2 months (so far) to sit comfy and not give you a single fucking cent.

Better hope Corona is "just a flu bro" and blows over and the markets and workforce magically recover, or those 2 months are gonna be another 2 months, then another, and another. Then the bank is gonna come knocking to (you), while I'm absolved of legal implications. These are comfy times for us and bad times for (((you))).

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>pay someone to stop by
lmao and do what, have a nice chat? anybody breaking into my residence is getting the bullet

you're going to shoot someone who's a full patch member of one of the most violent outlaw biker clubs in the world? good luck.

Does living in a flat make stand-your-ground laws magically not apply to me? LMAOOO read

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AHAHAHAHAHAHA
GET BTFO LAND KEKS, NO SUCH THING AS A RISK FREE INVESTMENT. I HOPE YOU HAVE 3-6 MONTHS OF SAVINGS. BETTER STOP BUYING AVACADO TOAST

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>orange man will give me free rent

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bait

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HELP ME BIKER GANGS
>I WAS SUPPOSED TO GET FREE MONEY FROM HARD WORKING PEOPLE EVEN THOUGH I PRODUCE LITERALLY NOTHING. MAKE IT STOP MOMMY HELP ME

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LANDKIKE COPE

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kek, he thinks he's going to recover enough profit from security deposits to cover all the months of lost revenue yet to come

funny little guy aint he?

>Will

He IS giving me free rent

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>imagine buying houses you can't afford and expecting others to pay for them.
What a bunch of cunts.

Yes. I unironically believe that Trump will argue to leave landlords out to dry if it means propping up the stock market and making it so wagies will comfortably go back to work for the S&P500 companies. He's already got Powell printing money on a leash, and you really think that he's going to let you bankrupt and evict all the wagies before he can get the economy back up? So that they can all collect even more government aid and have a harder time getting back to work?
Use your fucking brain.

im a landlord who owns 3 properties, i gave all of my tenants rent suspension until july at which point ill evaluate the crisis for further suspending, lower rents, or if everything is fixed normal rent. ive also started a gofundme for them and its raised nearly $5,000 of money i can donate to them during the crisis and write off next year. it helps that i am also an extremely stingy saver.

The government has to bail them out just like they have to bail everybody out.

Landlords not getting their rent would lead to them defaulting on loans to the banks who would start to fail.

my deposit was like $400 or some irrelevant number I can't even remember. He can keep that considering I'm ducking $1.5k monthly payments topkek

Another landlord larp threat... no one can he evicted without a court order, you can’t shut off utilities as that would be a breach of warranty of habitability which would negate any obligation to pay rent, furthermore it would be a violation of landlord tenant laws and once the judge finds out about it the city will fuck you so hard about illegally renting property in their jurisdiction. None of the “landlords” in this threat know anything about being a landlord. Tenants enjoy your free rent for the next 3-6 months.

>Hello [electric company]?
>Yes I'd like to cancel the contract for [house you're in], nobody lives there so I'd like to save a bit
>Okay, thank you

>work hard for a few decades of my life
>decide to invest in real estate
>put effort into keeping my place up to standard
>rent it out to people looking for a place to rent, they agree to a price to pay
>We establish a good business relationship where I supply something demanded by someone and we both agree to the conditions
>I'm somehow a parasite and deserve to be pulled from my home and hung in the streets now.
There would be a ton of less infrastructure to live in if people don't have any reason to offer it to you. How are landlords any different than people who build houses and sell them? Yeah, instead of selling it all for once I rent it to you on a monthly basis because you can't afford a house. If rental property didn't exist no young people would have a place to live. You don't have the wealth yet to purchase a place of your own, so in the mean time I'm offering you something inbetween. Why the fuck am I the bad guy? A respiratory virus hits the world and suddenly this entire board went full communist.

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>we are all just random fleas living on a dogs ass
I'm a landlord and I'm the dog. When I wag my tail you fall off. You fucking parasite.

Or the bank repos the properties and becomes the landlord. They offer lower rent prices because they can eat the loss thanks to new liquid reserves, or more likely, get scummy and offer agreements to tenants to not pay rent for now with a legal and fed backed obligation to pay interest on lower cost rent through the future and past lease expiration in some kind of hellish rent-mortgage hybrid.

Landlords defaulting is not the same as homeowners in 2008 defaulting, as there is a clear path for the banks to the recoup the money. This could very quickly and very easily turn into banks eating the landlords.

>Uh sir you don't pay the bills for that house
I mean I know Americans are fucking dumb but what the shit? Rents in my country you pay for everything but water.