/smg/ - Stock Market General

priced in edition

Brokers:
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Stock market words:
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Risk management:
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Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

Free chart:
tradingview.com
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screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

Misc:
market24hclock.com/

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VZ it is I guess

LITERALLY WHAT AM I BUYING TOMORROW

I work at VZ. Big layoffs coming FYI

Will bears feast tomorrow?

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gold

did you price in the fact that i'm going to fap before taking a shower

ahem* for any newcomers
THE STIMULUS IS PRICED IN THAT'S WHY THE FUTURES ARE RED

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VZ and F Puts

>coof

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>retards think its priced in

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What is the best thing a beginner with only 3k to play with should do? Its my first time trading.

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Fug :DDDDDDD

MAYBE I WONT START TRADING THEN

It's been priced in

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Riced in.

Sure did. Lube stocks are about to moon though

get 22k more

Oh yeah because futures are really looking that bad bobo

F puts? That's anti American.

I'll take 3.

no confidence if that isnt hitting limit up after the bill passed desu

WHERES THE DUMP??? YOU ALL SAID THE BILL WAS PRICED IN

It's been cocked in.

Where are we on this cycle?

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Penny stock. MFA
CCL

Return to normal

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Finna dump this SDOW tomorrow for big gains and buy up TQQQ

Kek. F and GE puts will print tomorrow screenshot this.

Return to normal

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CONT:

Just dividens?

Basically a call is purchasing a bunch of shares at a lower price and betting they will go up && puts are to opposite of that.

When you buy a call you can only loose what you bought, so, if you pay 1$ for 100 shares (every option you buy will be in sets of 100) then the gains you can make, theoretically, are infinite as long as it goes up not down. With calls you are better the stock will go up.


Puts; this is why they are dangerous, puts are betting the market will go down, but, if it goes up you can, theoretically, loose infinite money.

You can only sell when your options hit the strike price or higher/lower than sed strike price.

Don't bet on puts unless you know what you are doing man, You can ruin your life. I am new too and I only have dividends. I will make more than enough from the dividends aone.
At least enough to keep generating passive income ontop of my savings and job. Be smart don't be stupid.

I do plan on placing some calls in the future if I Can wrangle up the cash.

Lol, you think -1 is scary after all the site we just saw in the last month? We broke records for 4 solid days in a row in many different faucets.

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>-1%=no confidence
Ok doomer

Return to normal, new paradigm was yesterday. Bulltrap was afterhours.

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fuck calls, just buy spxl

bear trap

In the morning after the jobs report at 8:30, we'll see!

Return to normal. Cramer and CNBC were using the n word all day

Tomorrow:
>Jobless numbers
>1000 coronadeaths in America
>America takes title of "most cases"
>Trump says something stupid

It's over. people are talking general strike and rent strikes. We can finally bury capitalism. fuck bougy scum and fuck landlords. REVOLUTION NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

I need to clap them cheeks

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Ok doomer, still feeling bullish

cope

more accurate cope

>DOW will go to 80,000 by May and 10,000 by July
based

The unemployment numbers and the corona cases tomorrow will pull everyone back to reality that we're heading into a recession.

Walt what? In a buy put you can only lose your equity not more. Sell puts idk about

I’m just hijacking this post to tell you guys I’ve never gotten more (you)’s than pretending to be a landlord and dabbing on leftists. You can literally derail entire threads by yourself. It’s hilarious

Calls and puts are contracts, not actual shares. You don't know what you're talking about. Please research before spreading false information. Thanks.

Kek nicely done

based and also coincidentally priced in

>this post is extremely low quality
>this post is off topic
>this user is underage
such a hard choice

(you)'s are definitely priced in.

I don’t respect women, bros

This. Nothing worse than someone talking out of their ass when they dont actually know anything

Swing trade the S&P with or without leverage.
No leverage:
>SPY (long)
3x leverage
>SPXL for 3x (long)
>SPXS for 3x (short).

That's literally all wrong you fucking retard.

Ez money from noob bulls ))))

stealth phase

You shouldnt

how do i short cheesecake

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but jewish women are already priced in user

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Yeah I thought so too. Possibly still returning to normal but I'm expecting an absolute bloodbath next week. Should I get back into TVIX pre hours tonight, tomorrow or Friday right before closing?

YOURE PRICED IN

delusion.

Based&pricedin.

That's nit picking.
The point of what I said makes sense.
This is the /smg/ equivalent of huffing your own farts and correcting people on minute gramatical errors.

>This.

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The Stimulus is unironically priced in though, user, simple as

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$CAKE

literally

Good that means you have a chance at making it.

we got too cocky priced in bros

Thats a man

yea they dont respect you either incel

What is wrong about what I said?
That is literally what you are doing. You are bying 100 shares of a stock and then selling it for that price when it goes up, if, it goes up/down. That's the "contract"

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Priced in, my friend.

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thats priced in

I've seen some of your work browsing around and it gave me several hearty chuckles

What possible news could cause a double circuit breaker day?

Get the fuck out of here naked Snake!

that's what beatings and physical intimidation was created for

The bottom has been priced in bobo

my $6.5 F calls for $1 a piece printed today, and im going to buy puts first thing in the morning kek

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The job report, it isn't priced in yet, unironically the stimulus is.

Trump getting the virus, maybe.

if that's a boy he can fuck me in the ass all day not even gay

>SPY 161 4/17p
Bold, user...

already priced in

X dies of coronavirus, feel free to fill X in yourself
>Morgan Freeman dies of corona
>Fauci dies of corona
>Trump dies of corona (nvm that would be bullish)

Shes ugly dude

Things are going to get spicy when America hits 100,000 cases on Saturday.

what are your guys favorite $1 options right now? i saw some in xerox today but when i tried to buy them for $1 the price instantly went up to $48 despite there was no buyers (i even got the robinhood warning saying i was the only buyer) wtf is that shit?

Do not buy this "dip." Do not trust this "rally." It has been priced in.

The priced in stimulus is priced in bearcucks.

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how will bobo ever recover lmao

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They all swarm at you like angry bees with the most obvious bullshit bait. I don’t know how they make it through each day without dying of a heart attack

i'm pricing you in user!

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Earthquake in LA or some sort of black out

Calls are the right to buy the contract (100 shares) for the strike price. Puts are the right to sell the contract for the strike price. Buying a call is buying the right, selling the call is selling the right. I advise you to only buy options as selling as no limit for loss. These are not obligations as you can exercise when buying or be exercised when selling.

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Pics or if didn't happen I need to see this shit.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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you thinking it's priced in is priced in

yeah it was probably dumb but it was the only SPY put i could afford at the time. i got $600 tied up in groceries, im hoping it pays off in a couple months

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I don't respect price ins, bros.

A terrorist attack tomorrow isn't priced in. There probably won't be one, but you know, there might. If you were a durka seeking mass casualties it would be a great time to bomb a hospital. The FBI just stopped a Natsoc trying to do the same thing. Or an earthquake, there could always be a massive earthquake in Japan at pretty much any time.

California fighting the inevitable fires while still under lockdown will be interesting to watch.

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You are paying a premium for the RIGHT but not the OBLIGATION to but 100 shares of stock at the strike price. If the price does not reach the strike price it will expire worthless and you will have only lost the premium

>dog
Is this BEAR TRAP?

Buy 3k of 5/15 215 SPY puts

Ok incel

Ah shit my mind has been priced in!!!!

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i remember watching that live

The poster confirmed for inner city nigglet

So how do I see all these bear cucks loosing -25k off puts?

Bullish and priced in

We never did find out what happened to my pet goat

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They put in >=25k for their puts.