Are Spring Break Zoomers based or irresponsible pieces of shit that just destroyed the economy?

Actually this is based and hilarious

>"I just wanted to do some blow and catch a dick"
>The only men women want to be around are homosexuals
>This is the future marriage stock for all zoomers
I-is this based??

Sounds based to me coming from a moomer.

Why do you care

Well why would they care, they're resentful that they have to inherit this completely fucked up situation in the world. They are growing up with peak resignation that the world is fucked for them either way.

>I am very successful at reducing our culture to a cesspool and proud of it
Cool story bro.

the honesty is based. I don't recognize this creature but I do not condemn it.

I have a 2bd townhouse, 60k cash in my Schwab account and about 10k in 5/15 SPY puts. You're probably richer than me. At a certain point sex is highly overrated, I turned down fucking 18 and 19 year olds literally dozens of times to stay at home, play vidya and shitpost you guys instead.

Where did I say that I was proud? Limit your Yas Forums visits to maybe once per week.

>Where did I say that I was proud?
Fair enough.

She's clearly in shock from lack of "dick". Give er some penis

>doesnt screencap shit
Ok poorfag

I hit 90 from my birthday at age 17 to age 22. What did you do wrong you incel virgin?

im at 2 and only 23. sex is sacred you vile degenerate. all our numbers should be 1

you lack the mental capacity to form emotional bonds if your numbers are that high. do you like Huey Lewis and the News?

Seems like a small sum to lie about, enjoy the you tho

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Imagine thinking people larp about 60k

i'm a linklet and have that much in crypto
way too many tourists and fake NEETs here during the quarantine

I've only had sex with one woman (my gf of a year) and Im happy with it

Spring Break Zoomers? No. Are you paying attention to Louisiana? Those creole motherfuckers have doomed us all.

I'm no prude but fuck me imagine saying that shit publicly.

>18 year old zoomers are responsible for the economy crashing
lmao
glowies gettin desperate

Jesus christ what the fuck is wrong with those things

>sugar daddy private plane
>catch some dick
wait, so the millionaire is letting his girlfriend fuck other men, even though hes rich enough to get a loyal wife?

that queer next to her laughs at the dumbest shit. purge of the queer boys when?

You know, if I pumped 100 women with my tism-tainted seed and left them stuck with raging autistics I'd be happy about it. This is the genetic stock society deserves for the sins it has committed against me.

post hairline

Imagine watching the queer the whole video

only females have to worry about pair bonding thats why 99.99% of them are not fit for marriage after the age of 18 cuz they've been dicked down at least 5times and thats already a huge divorce rate %.

oh and virginal white knight simps that must defend m'lady anytime someone says something "bad" about them go look up the numbers are pair bonding before you seethe and go into eternal virgin mode and call me an incel. science proves what im saying and you can just deal with that fact

based. need to wipe out the old cunts

Not him, but I was also a massive manwhore and my hairline is shit now. The prolactin balding meme is real

Why don't I enjoy bragging on the internet about stuff that didn't happen like you faggots?
I must be some kind of unique person

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how many times do we have to see this type of shit except in porns?

im not really mad about what she did. im just mad there were probably a bunch of betas online who gave her money for licking the seat, so shes probably on the path of becoming a millionaire already

Why do you talk like an incel?

You can tell that she has deep daddy issues.

why do you talk like a defend m'lady queer

Oh you're not even the same person this thread is absolutely r9k tier filled with fake chads and incels.
No amount of sex would ever fix the people here

kek

You think you're special because you don't claim to have sex online. You think everyone who does is lying as if it is some unachievable feat. Honestly sounds like you two could be incel pals

the only way to have control over a woman is to own her. sadly that is no longer allowed in today's modern times

Knows his friend's a fucking idiot and is likely along to empty the fuck out of her parents' credit cards

>a fag hag
>has a sugar daddy
>literally licks toilet seats
>only cares about getting cock from beachgoer males who are probably of African/Latino descent
>doesn't care if mom or grandma dies

the absolute state of white women

white niggers

jesus, what a faggot. 60 at 24 years old here

I use to be sad that I grew up a sperg totally disconnected from general American society. But as an adult I honestly feel blessed that I was never apart of it.

>accuses people of lying about having sex
>calls someone incel in the next post

Astounding projection levels

no need for pleonasms

Who cares. Let it burn. My Monero bags need a pamp and I want VRA to overtake the neet gaming sphere in a post corona world.

>So what I did was I licked a toilet seat on my sugar daddy's private plane on my way here to go viral
>because I fucking hate old people

Day of the pillow has come. Based.

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> the plight of the beach partying youth

On second thought honestly this. Based zoomer thots dabbing hard on boomers

> my progeny deserve living hell because others were mean to me
Good idea, pay that shit forward to your kids.