I shoplift food and even booze all the fucking time

I used to do that shit too, OP.
Feels fucking great, lol.
Great way to save money.

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based

Only a nigger would think sirloin is a good cut

One time this manager Janny tried to stop me at the door when I was returning items I stole at another store(back then they had a cash return policy for items under 5 bucks) and I had to shove him out of the way to get out kek.

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Fucking WHY? You're both underprivileged just blacks a little more? Shouldn't you be banding together for rights? Like wtf

spics cant into teamwork, which is why they behead eachother all the fucking time

Nice. Dressing rooms is my bread & butter when it come to retail theft. Really need these stores to open back up, my eBay is hurting

>strait
I guess we know why you need to shoplift

also new york strips, prime rib, filet, just put sirloin for space. Rest assured I took all the best shit, so much so that I even took shitty foods when I got bored. The pubsubs were the best too eating them directly in the store and then just throwing the wrapper away.

Why did you respond to that post with that random bit of information you are not the OP. Regardless hating black people in an effort to seem white does not work you are still a disgusting subhuman and we need a wall.

Straight
>you're one of those guys huh? Caught up on little things ok fair enough

Yeah stealing is great, when I was in college I used to steal iphones from people. I stole around two dozen iphones and would sell them on craigslist for 200 a pop

>Strait

Maybe steal a diploma

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back to work ;)

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Damn nice score

real shit?
No stores have banned you?

Did you seriously buy the "whites are oppressors and the other races are under their heel!" meme? It turns out the various races all hate each other. Whites and Asians just so happen to have more autism which is why they're on top.

And Asians hate whites because whites are racist and stink ike shit. Whites are known globally for their exceptionally disgusting stench. It's the shit you eat.

>Asians hate whites because
Thank you for proving my point.

The only group of people keeping humanity in a savage state of shit are thieves. Every single problem in human civilizations can be traced to shits like you.

I went through a shoplifting phase too. mostly from supermarkets. the self service checkouts made it easy. i grew out of it in the end tho, never got caught but came close to it one time. i was fucked in the head.

>The only group of people keeping humanity in a savage state of shit are thieves.
Our country is run by them. Except their theft and abuse is on a much larger scale.

No user he has to be accepted by the based whites.

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Funny enough the border patrol is hiring blacks in droves.

Holy shit you lefties can’t help but out yourselves.
OP you realize sin is real and if you do it enough it will catch up with you

t. glownigger who probably isn’t even a human

I know man, I'll try to stop. I just have been screwed over myself so many times that I got apathetic.

Glow more kike. Your kind is fucking doomed.

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Go back chapo

Huh? I’m Asian and I don’t hate white people. They’re actually the nicest and most civilized in general. Also, I’ve only heard of black people complaining about white people smell. Hmm.

You can stay.

Bag boy i need help in aisle two

B8 M8

Nope

You can catch citations still no?

Based floridanon. What are the tactics to shoplifting from publix?

This guy gets it

Just shove stuff in your rectum

Ok here's what you do:
>they have these recycling trashcans for their plastic bags grab one from there or just from the front but quickly if from the front.
>you walk in looking like you belong and give off a nonchalant comfortable, a little busy vibe.
> try to dress kinda nice too and don't look up or down too much
>grab the items you want and put them in the bag only when you have all your items together that you wish to take
>keep the plastic bag(s) in your pockets till the end and store the items
>if you want a little extra bring an unrelated receipt to flash but prob wont need it
>If you wanna go big take one of those carry by hand carts and just pack em with goods, to put in your bags in the least populated aisle.
>find the most busy moment for the staff and when you commit to walking out the door keep a steady pace and block nervousness from your mind.
That's all I got.

He based

I've wheeled a full to the brim shopping cat outta there and thrown in the back of a truck, but I wouldn't recommend it, unless you're just going full on barbarian mode

You should be buying VRA since it's literally, unironically, stealing at these prices. ;)

Do you avoid going to the same store too often?

Ya things like that are good common sense for sure, there are many publix stores close to me so I can change it up all the time.

walmart is 100% easier than this. just go through the self checkout, (there's no scale) scan one thing that costs a dollar, "pay" and leave.
Plus Publix employees in my area tend to actually care about their job for some reason

dont care, youre gonna get caught no matter how clever you think you are.
You mock everyone in this thread as a form of coping because you know you have a criminal track record and are going to get caught soon

You will reply with
>get back to stacking shelves wagie
or
>lol, im not getting caught

but you know in the back of your mind, your arrest is coming, and you think by attention whoring on Yas Forums, it will rid the chance of it happening

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Wah wah fucking wah, wouldn't be the first time I went in. I can do time standing on my head.

t. bobby joseph

>dont care"
That's alot of text for "don't care" tattle tail.

WE WUZ AYYLMAOS N SHEIT

the more times you get caught, the longer the sentence retard. Criminal records stack up, if police and the court see youre just going to be a repeat offender, theres no reason in letting you stay free.

youre going to be locked up for a long time, and you wont be getting any quality steak in prison.

i honestly dont know how you havent killed yourself already, id be shaking in fear now. At any moment, a policeman could knock on your door and be fucked for life. It can happen any time of day too.
imagine living in constant paranoia of the police

basado y rojopastillado

youre going to be like 85 sitting in a seedy apartment with your stolen steaks and looking back at how much time you wasted in jail

Does anyone actually go to jail for shoplifting?

You are unfamiliar with Florida court of appeals, and seem to be laboring under the delusion, that I am a poor and unsuccessful criminal(i'm proud of it strait out).
If you have money here your time is so significantly reduced it's a joke.
Here's you:
WEE OOO WEE OOO NOOOOOO can't just steal from my precious society ;-;
>Fuck youself, real men like me with something between our legs are the one's who have kids

>At any moment, a policeman could knock on your door and be fucked for life
that can happen at any time regardless of whether you commit a crime

it can add up to grand theft

this

I don't do this shit every single day(at least haven't for a long time kek)
This is just little shit for the thrill, and to earn a bit of money, in my chosen profession of stealing.

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