/smg/ - Stock Market General

The physique of a bull edition

Brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

Stock market words:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor

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Damn, Alex Jones looks like THAT?

Buy bitcoin cash, you won’t get any of that cookie cutter, monkey shit.

Rate my portfolio.

How autistic is it.

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REAL THREAD:

What the fuck is wrong with this guy?

So as a reaction to the GOP senators trying to remove the UBI from the bill. Sanders is threatening to hold up the bill if the UBI isn't in the bill.

Nikkei down 3% on open

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Kill yourself

Diversity is our pandemic, not our strength.

REAL THREAD:

REAL THREAD

REAL THREAD:

futures are fucked. if dubs this is the real real thread.

IT SICK IT PISS

Sell the bch and litecoin for monero and you're good

leave it to this retard to bump the wrong thread

fuck off fag

Big Lenny and his tan1010s would be sick of all the cookie-cutter shit going on in this board. Ashamed.

LENNY

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What a disgusting body

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hey baggie whatever happened to your gook gf?

>red futures

HAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BEARCHADS OUR TME IS NOW

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GH gut

what options are you goys buying at market open?

So the Dow Jones looks like it's going back to normal.

I wanted it to crash and burn. Will my dreams be fulfilled?

bought my SQQQ and SDOW at close. I'm ready for it.

Bros do I sell or hold

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im glad you asked.

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Is she white or asian?

how do these things even work?

Go long on leverage. Then short the shit out of it

She's a med, brunette w/ green eyes
You pee on them and they tell you if youre pregnant or not
Ill consider it

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Now this is bloatmaxing.

SPY put

They detect the hormone hCH in urine. Women get flooded with it when pregnant or when they have a uterine tumor.

>Women get flooded with it when pregnant or when they have a uterine tumor.
I think having the second while hoping for the first might be the saddest thing I've ever thought possible.

>tfw 24 next month still single still no kids
>75k salary solid portfolio

I'm not gonna make it. congrats bro

he didn't buy the dip

Really sad to see the redditors with coombrain. At least they finally realized they're full on gay

Crypto is over. This is a Stonk Board now.

PLEASE SOMEONE VOTE NO I WANT FULL APOCALYPSE HAPPENING

How hard will the market crash if the bill doesn’t pass tonight and they don’t reconvene until 4/20?

>AMC effectively has disintegrated
>stock futures are only down by 0.05
This fucking fucked market.

HOLY SHIT HE VOTED NO
TRIPLE CIRCUIT BREAKERS TOMORROW

BROS HOLY SHIT
BERNIE JUST ANNOUNCED HE'S ALL IN ON SQQQ AND WILL BE VOTING NO

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Robinhood isn't doing it for me on making up for the outages. How am I supposed to know what I would have bought and sold during that time. That being said theres no way im going to keep using robinhood after things calm down but I cant afford to do a lengthy transfer when things are changing so quickly.

Which service should I transfer to?

Made this in last thread and I will post it again

just would like to pop in and recommend something for new investors and traders (like myself)

At least for covid-19, look into biotech and precious metals. Also grab cheapies while there still cheap.

HE SAID NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is for the amendment retard.

Keep it, congratulations.

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Read the bill, they aren't even giving the money to poor people. None of these hacks will ever be elected again after all the posturing and new reporting.

schumer injected clauses that no company trump owns or has a stake in can benefit from the stimulus, hes baiting trump to veto it out of spite

Ameritrade. It would take you months to years to get to a point where you might find it limiting and that is if you started slinging around serious amounts of cash.

get fucked pedowood

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my thotfolio

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schwab like a boomistro

>we're almost at 21k again

yeah our "recession" is fucking over, we'll get another +10% day tomorrow, people already realized corona is a fucking nothingburger

Good, fuck poor people. They choose to be poor

>3D
cmon bruh, you know better than that

>non-white women
disgusting

Will it drop more? That's all I need to know

Schwab is painful to use. It does the job very well but goddamn it makes me feel like I'm playing some kind of stock simulator game made in 1991.

fuck off