/smg/ - Stock Market General

And they also now can't reinstitute their halted dividends if they accept government aid, as a penalty for being responsible in uncertain times. I'll pray for you divviefren.

Do any companies offer free product or admission to their shit if you own stock?

If I own 40k in apple stock they should give me a free macbook.

>I think you're talking about motivation, am i right?
I'm not sure, what context are you using that term from?

>ok so you are talking "perennial philosophy" sort of stuff?
yeah kinda, hermeticism, theosophy, gnosticism, neo-platonists, rosicrucianism, that kinda vein, but also I recognize a lot of truths one can extrapolate from regional pagan folklore, with the gods being representations of spiritual forces/phenomena. Also there are surprisingly many good concepts in Hinduism, even if the representation is very explicit and culturally painted in an attempt to convey the concepts. Also Daoism interests me a lot.

>how do you view God? similar to the Christian God? are you a pantheist?
I would say this is the closest kind of thing
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monad_(philosophy)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Absolute_(philosophy)
but even then rather than adhering to any concept concretely I utilize those concepts as well crafted tools/bodies/systems of theological work, undertaken by humanity's collective genuine spiritual pursuits to try to help my own understanding of divine mysteries.

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Patience bear bro

>bought the dip at its lowest point
do I sell now?

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rich people dont need free shit

No you suffer unrealized gains because that wasn't the bottom, and now you'll wait a year or better to recoup those losses?

>Ford cut to junk credit

finance.yahoo.com/news/ford-cut-fitch-concern-long-221915583.html

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sell now bullbro
t. bobro

They're a month out my confidence has flipped and was considering loading up on puts kinda nervous now that I didn't buy up more.

my state is going into lockdown bros

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which state?

Ford should be BANKRUPT.

Desu lots of companies should be bankrupt.

we didn't even finish the last thread yet shitlord

Colorado, order begins tomorrow morning
governor said it wouldn't do anything then walked back in a single day

I don't think that's divviefren.

Some do but most don't. Look up shareholder perks on google and will find some that do.

why? Im a brainlet

I made 36 bucks today by buying a dipped MRNA after losing like 30 over last 2 days.

Ssssh shshsh bobo, it's okay, your gains will return to the Great Bear, it's okay, relax, let it go, it'll be over soon.

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Yeah I was tempted to load up on more puts, but I've diverted most of my FCF to gold because I'm a boomer retard prepper. We have the same Uber put we talked about the other day

That's why I picked up XOM last week for $30, only dividend stock I have atm and one of my few longs for now

No that’s ‘here’s this list of companies who have no history of solid dividends who cut their dividends’ fren

If you’re interested in dividends wait until this is over and you’ll notice there will still be Dozens of companies who have raised their dividends through black Monday, the Great Recession, and the great chink panic.

>I GOT LIES TO TELL YOUR CHILDREN
>WHEN MY SMILE PIERCES THROUGH YOUR BONES
>RIGHT THROUGH YOUR BONES
>THE GRASS IS GREEN INSIDE MY YARD
>I CAN MAKE YOU LAUGH SO FUCKING HARD IT HURTS YOU
>INSIDE YOUR BONES

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This is a twist I didn't see coming.

Lol you still remember me?

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But ESPECIALLY Ford!

Not a single quality company. Opinion discarded.

do I just keep buying to cost average down or...?

this is about $9,000 total assets

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Tell me, financial wizards, is this the bottom of this disaster? On one hand this stimulus seems like it will signal the start of what will at least appear to be a recovery where maybe it'll still go lower, but not at the magnitude that we've seen. On the other hand, with quarantines likely to be in place for the next couple of months you'd think the economy would keep going down. Either way, it feels like we're just staving off the inevitable as the market is still over inflated

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look at the chart after the 2008 stimulus. the market dropped a ton for months afterwards

could be wrong on any given day, but mainly just a history of lining up as far as foreign markets go. probably one reason is the amount of japanese conglomerates with american subsidaries.

It really is madness. Open the country back up to soon and the Virus will overload the entire health system and cause even more deaths and shortages. Keep the lockouts in place and you run the risk of shortage in pretty much everything but fewer dead and infected people. Either way your fucked

why did chinas markets recover so quickly when they were in uncertain quarantine and every other market tanked in theirs?

Collected a dividend today and it finally clicked with me what an advantage of dividends is besides passive income. Since I personally manage my portfolio, every time I collect a dividend I can invest the money how I want to rather than how a nondistributive equity wants to.

sure but its not the only factor and it was waaaaaaay smaller
they underestimated the damage of allowing big companies to go bust, and they are trying to avoid that this time around.
Back then they were only worried about the banks.

The chart that I posted only shows that one variable: deal rejected, deal passed.
This chart might be more useful, it also shows when Lehman and Stearns imploded

they manipulated it shamelessly by banning shortselling and forcing big money to register with the government to be able to sell. Not sure if anyone was granted permission for that.

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you are right

i guess only utes are safe divs

and maybe KO

big pharma should be safe, I doubt MRK and PFE would cut.

My semiconductor divi stocks are doing just fine. Solid companies with fair dividends are safe. Boeing has been a fuck up for a bit now you should know that divy wasn't safe.

as someone else asked earlier - how does buying after hours work? can I put in an SQQQ order in now and get actual SQQQ stock? or will I get it at open in the morning, if I play a buy order right now (tonight)?

CUT MY PORTFOLIO IN TWO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST DIVIDEND
NO PROFITS
NO RETIREMENT
LOSING MY HOUSE

China's market is actually rigged unlike the memes here about NYSE

i was surprised how long it took BA to cut

>gets 13B emergency line of credit
>does cut div that day

ALL IN SQQQ

why does this spastic weeb appear every evening and make early threads without checking the catalog?

>Let's zoom out for a minute. New York is running it close trying to keep up with hospitalizations.
New York can handle it, it's not like everyone's going to get sick over this virus.

>St Louis. New Orleans. Detroit. Miami. Austin. New Jersey. DC. Kansas City. These are all going to start getting overwhelming numbers of cases over the next few weeks, right as New York is peaking and using up all available federal aid.
You're underestimating the capability of our hospitals. Also, you're forgetting about the hospital ships which can accommodate tens of thousands of patients.

>Remember when everyone said the US would run out of ventilators if this became a major pandemic in America?
Why can't we just mass produce ventilators similar to battleships during WW2? This is America, we can literally mass produce ANYTHING if only we TRY.

>It's now a major pandemic in America, and we're just watching the clock.
We're months away from the first vaccines I know, but it's not the end of the world holy shit, can you at least stop panicking?

Are you sure it's not you who's coping, Bobo? :)

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stop you fucking retards

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Not the other guy who responded first, but he makes a point I didnt consider. At the very least, this feels like much more doom than 08 so that might lead to more motivation to do something. I don't remember people openly weighing saving lives or the economy last time anyway lol

WHY ISNT IT DUMPING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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PFE seems like a bad investment to me

no offense

>New York can handle it,
doubt

dr de blasio kept schools and everything open forever. it will be a text book fuck up.

Depends on the brokerage and what account type you have. In general, the normalfaggot can't trade NYSE after hours. Those are Futures. You can typically upgrade your account when you git gud. Some brokerages will take your buy order and put them in the stack for market open, others tell you to wake your degenerate ass up early and do it yourself.

Pretty sure it's when the market opens, so you'd probably want a limit order just in case

It's just more volatile. There's a larger price spread (no agreed upon price). Fewer traders, one large brokerage making a large trade can swing prices wildly in one direction.

>New York can handle it
The governor has been saying pretty clearly they can't

why would it be dumping? market's closed

>dr de blasio kept schools and everything open forever. it will be a text book fuck up.
Are you retarded? Kids can't get infected.

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change the order type from "day" to "ext" (does not apply to stinky doodoo robinhood)

>what are futures

>Wealth beyond measure, outlander

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Cuomo has very much said New York can barely, if even, handle it. Other states will not have as good of a response or as much federal aid (after New York takes a lot of it). Its going to get worse.
My guess? Florida will be particularly hard hit, and will have thousands of deaths due to its elderly population.

They can be carriers and infect family

What stocks do I buy now that the Democrats have basically ensured that Trump is getting reelected? What were some of the first stocks to take off with him in office?

bitcoins

I'm sorry that you missed the bottom

>now that the Democrats have basically ensured that Trump is getting reelected?
The fuck are you talking about?

oil

Stimulus stalled over Republicunt shit ammendment
c-span.org/networks/?channel=c-span-2

Get fucked, lol
tradingview.com/chart/DJI/VyL12ylR-What-does-the-DOW-think-it-s-doing/

good

t. native floridian

you still have almost a month, the stock-market crashed nearly by 50% in a month. relax.

>VIX futures go up at the same time as other futures go up
doom incoming

The bill isn't going to pass the senate tonight lol

We run Yas Forums now

Cryptocrap shills, GTFO

what are you talking about. trump said during the press conference that it was the largest stimulus ever passed.

hasnt passed senpai. Dont believe everything the president says

You mean he was talking out of his ass? 45? I don't believe it

reminder to maximize your welfare money the best investment is equity in the stock market. We will get higher returns while the average person is fucked over. Get to it. Equity is inflation protected.

>Decent arguments within the senate
RARE

asx

>The governor has been saying pretty clearly they can't
Mayor Cummo loves to blow everything out of proportions, but it's understandable to always be very careful especially on a pandemic. However, it's not good to make people panic over this, it's just so wrong. Social distancing really helps a lot and if only people will just follow health protocols then things won't get worse. How come we're not mass building hospitals?

Schools should be supplied with test kits.

Trump is a fucking moron

Stimulus hasn't been voted on by the Senate or even gone near the House.

45 is once again talking out of his ass.

The bill hasn't made it through Congress yet and the Senate is currently having a pissing match over the bill.

True trump is known to just pull shit out of his ass

ladies and gentlemen these are the bulls. Wasted dubs on a sub 80 iq brainlet like yourself

>New York can handle it
Lol

>there are 3 threads
The bull market lasted so long investors have forgotten what it looks like warning lights start blinking, let alone when ALL of them are blinking.
There are so many incomprehensible gains right now. Delta, Boeing, Ford, Carnival, etc.

>UNEMPLOYMENT REPORTS 2 MILLION - BELOW EXPECTED
UNEMPLOYMENT REPORTS 2 MILLION - BELOW EXPECTED
>UNEMPLOYMENT REPORTS 2 MILLION - BELOW EXPECTED
UNEMPLOYMENT REPORTS 2 MILLION - BELOW EXPECTED
>UNEMPLOYMENT REPORTS 2 MILLION - BELOW EXPECTED
UNEMPLOYMENT REPORTS 2 MILLION - BELOW EXPECTED

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Ding ding ding ding that’s the key difference that makes not being an indexfag worthwhile. You can also trim high performers periodically and reinvest the gains into higher yield payers instead of dripping back into a bubble

oil too. don't forget about oil.

Where does /smg/ get then anime commissions done?

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You obviously have 0 understanding of how this works. Tests are sparse, and it takes time to get results, so by the time a kid tests positive he'll have already infected other kids

>Half the unemployment reports in the entire country are in california alone
Smells like bullshit

The largest and best casino in atlantic city, the largest wall in america, the largest bill ever passed. I'm starting to see a pattern here.