trump is planning on sending millions of people back to work while the country becomes the new epicenter of a pandemic. compare this response to literally every other country in the world.
Matthew Lopez
California's jobless claims went up by 1 million California makes up roughly 12% of the US population Extrapolating that to the US yields about 8.3 million people Even cutting it in half, you still exceed the highest prediction of 4 million, and are well above the mean
>CV doubles every 2 days >NY hospitals at capacity >Over half NY cases people under 45 >Prince Charles has it, most likely Queen does as well. They'll die >Morgues already at capacity >We haven't even started testing properly
Kayden Evans
Canada alone had 1 million and they are usually 1/10th of America
I think it's starting to look like that, but I'm also just some dumbass so what do I know
Elijah Campbell
leaf number is from LAST WEEK. It may be double that now.
Samuel Robinson
That is definitely what that last minute sell off was about.
Robert Russell
quarantine creamin is a fucking god tier title tho
Mason Perry
Unemployment numbers come out tomorrow. The anticipated number is 2.5 million. California apparently had 1 million alone. New York 1 million, and New Jersey is expected to have 1 million. We would need to have 1 million across the remaining 47 states in order to hit the high estimate.
oh not the baristas and bartenders who are still getting trumpbux regardless
Jaxon Cox
>the real problem with the system is that leftists don't get to spread enough pozz and wealth distribution >muh both sides are to blame dilate, commiefag
Blake Moore
out the window?
Isaac Cruz
>buy the rumor >sell the news does this apply to this week? >buying rumors of unemployment # >thursday massive sell off because unemployment #
Noah Jackson
For real though, is there some metric or are you just speculating?
Gabriel Martin
Unemployment numbers are priced in. The numbers have been floating around since last week.
Asher Cruz
1200 isn't going to cover a months expenses
Daniel Watson
In 2 days the US will have more cases than anywhere else on the planet. Countries that have contained it will have to shut travel from the United States.
no clue lol i just feel like the maximum pain hypothesis makes me suspect the jews want to screw over all the bulls now
Nathan Walker
It's 2008 all over again. Now that the institutions are loaded on shorts/puts the ratings organizations are starting to downgrade credit ratings across the board.
Connor Lewis
y-es
24 hour clock okay this sqeezy thing looks useless tho
Joshua Hughes
I'm ashamed I capitulated and sold half my puts because of the relentless pumping Bears forgive me
Matthew Thomas
good
Luke Stewart
...
Adrian Sullivan
VNQ or SPY puts
Parker Scott
this will be calming down in almost every country while the US is still deciding who to let die and then trump will get re-elected anyway lmao
no. i quite like it here, thanks. anyway, things aren't looking good for Jew York City. lotta problems. lotta ins and outs and what have yous.
Samuel Bailey
Is it possible to fuck a bobo?
Asher Parker
when was incest normalized in murican porn? is it because women are fucked up? I can't imagine a normal dude wanting to fuck his mother. This has to be something women did.
Connor Torres
You have not wronged us, so there is nothing to forgive. The only one hurt by you is you.
Chase Lewis
You can buy calls too you retard, it's stupid to exclusively trade in one direction
Benjamin Hall
Nobody is asking Nazi.
Alexander Harris
I expect it to be around 6 mil. Most of the food industry has went into lockdown, california is fucked.
Law firms aren't publicly traded by law, and for good reason. At least last I thought about that years ago. I also don't have the stomach to trade on human misery.
Benjamin Foster
Lmao all these faggot states that your themselves as being better than the rest of the country fall to a simple flu. Just shows how pathetic these fucks are. The south will rise again.
isn't it Feb numbers tho? why would they be particularly high when this shit didnt really hit until march?
Cooper Flores
I got SQQQ and VXX into tomorrrows job numbers. Anticipating at least 3,4 million
Zachary Howard
You are where I want to be. rationality and science and the world of STEM aren't cutting it. good luck on your journey. interestingly enough I am back to reading some Christian literature. i love Philip K Dick and he's a big gnostic-ish sort of writer.
James Brown
>The South will rise again. >The south has the highest R0 due to inefficient governments and governors favoring wall street over others. >Louisiana, up until monday denying reality went into full lockdown and declared an emergency. >Texas went on air proclaiming that the boomer must die and the average worker must die so that they can be wagies. >But the south is the greatest. K
This stupid jobless claims report better not be a nothingburger. I got all my money on puts expecting a big drop through rest of week. Better not let me down bobo.
Blake Evans
they went -0.5% now back to 0% green tomorrow again confirmed to squeeze the last bears to fucking death before doing mega dump on friday then random ass pump on monday
Jaxon Parker
thanks for completely derailing the topic at hand with your utter inability to cope with my off color throwaway joke, you fucking faggot.
jesus you people are completely insufferable.
LMAO what the fuuuuuck
same dude, hope to offset some of my inevitable XOM/CVX/RDS.B losses. oil is on a tear the past couple days. hope SQQQ prints. VXX might have been a bad call depending on where you bought in, it was already pretty high today iirc.
Jordan Nguyen
You dummies, it's not the unemployment rate released tomorrow. It's initial jobless claims. This is last week's. dol.gov/ui/data.pdf
Xavier Lee
lmao it's literally just one tranny who gets really fucking butthurt about gamer words, in every thread, every time
also nigger
Matthew Ramirez
It's going to be closer to 6 homie, screencap this.
So is Italy out of the doghouse? I heard their new cases are leveling out.
Connor Wright
its normalized in all porn dude. Its because porn is targeted at people who are usually low effort in their advances towards women. What is the easiest approach than someone you already know?
Oliver Fisher
>S&P futures down -1.9 >Not -1.9% >1.9 points. I'm pessimistic.
Sebastian Sanders
Probably not. Unless they genuinely felt it intentional. But in this clown world, who knows. Long CV, short the Royal Family.
You don't buy gold because of a market crash. You should buy gold because the Fed have become crypto bagholders and turned the USD into OPEC backed buttcoin with infinite QE.
Gavin Gray
You're right. Jobless claims. Bad word usage.
Robert Edwards
yo think you're in any position to threaten me paisan? do you know who I am? ask around. I expect your written apology by the end of the week.
Jews at Pornhub and the affiliated porn network, the name of which escapes me at the moment, are pushing it on literally everyone (((for some reason))). It's not actually popular.
Eli Allen
degenerate and disgusting
Josiah Nguyen
They also push interracial porn despite admitting they take a loss on producing it since they have to pay the whores more.
it is what it is, I don't even watch American pictures. only the finest 2d will suffice for me
Logan Wright
have you tried itching it?
Carter Moore
CRASH YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!
Thomas Clark
DOW is looking really fucking green, hope you faggots bought SQQQ and not SDOW
Justin Morales
Hello darkness, my old friend I've come to talk with you again Because a vision softly creeping Left its seeds while I was sleeping And the vision that was planted in my brain Still remains Within the sound of silence
yeah I heard some pornstars don't want to do it, because it's "bad for their careers"
Camden Hall
So now that the Senate bill is dead what will the market look like tomorrow?
Parker Garcia
Man, today was brutal. I had some closely dated puts that got fucked badly, so I lost 1/5th of my value on those (about 80k). I sold those, averaged down my long dated puts (because this is still fucked and the stimulus won't fix that), and also grabbed a few MSFT calls and bought into AMD (because it seems to be mostly unaffected by this downturn. Thanks Sue Bae).
Jacob Lewis
>crabbing with VIX this high It's just going to be even more glorious of a drop when it does happen. The Fed can't hold this shit back forever.
