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MANLETS

blood red Thursday

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Discord trannies are raiding again lads watch out

hope you enjoyed your... what was it, 2 days??? of green, bulls?
lmfao

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>"Are you considering waving tariffs during this"
>"We have a wall"
Your fucking mental gymnastics tho

Jesus christ trump supporters tho

First for losing a lot of money on my puts.

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STOP FUDDING !?!?

"Country wants to get back to work, our country was built to get back to work"
HAhahahhahahahah

>OUR COUNTRY IS ONLY WORK

you got duped by the FUD to buy SQQQ/puts and S&P is back to 3000 next week.

>MFW

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>tfw cash gang just watching the shitshow

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Also from the stream: youtube.com/watch?v=GGowUgT0Fr4

>We'll have a recommendation by Easter, maybe before

COUNTRY BUILT TO GET BACK TO WORK

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>mnuchin just coofed

>our country is not made to take off work
As in the civil war?

what are the odds this happens Yas Forums

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ALL CHEESECAKE FACTORIES WILL NOT BE PAYING LANDLORDS ON APRIL 1ST
>ALL CHEESECAKE FACTORIES WILL NOT BE PAYING LANDLORDS ON APRIL 1ST
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I SAW MNUCHIN COOF

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Whats the best alternative to atom for viewing my portfolios

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>People want to get back to work
>tremendous amounts of people want to go back in this outbreak

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OXY downgraded to junk bond

RIP REITS

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>OUR COUNTRY WAS BULIT TO GET BACK TO WORK
>OUR COUNTRY WAS BULIT TO GET BACK TO WORK

Is that who that jew in the back is?

RIP CAKE
RIP BULLS

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After rocketing up and down wildly for the last three weeks I think i'm ready to start buying the dip my heart can't take this shit anymore

dude like the market is down so just like join the revolution my man this is proof capitalism doesn't work

It's going to dump as soon as people realize Jerome's Jillions didn't cure corona.

that was just to distract you from his human costume slipping

DAY TRADE GANG, REPORT IN!

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The US will overtake Italy in cases in 2 days. Other countries, as they slow the spread, will close borders to the US.

based and tasty

Flip a coin at this point.

Pranked

fuck, I better sell some of my puts so I can buy more puts

NO HUGGING AND KISSING IN THE OFFICE
EVEN IF YOU FEEL LIKE IT

i'm a SQQQ'er now, thanks bros.

Tomorrow the streets flood with red

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The US is going to have millions of deaths lmao

Of course it was, I fucking bought it

Exactly. That is bad but not a Spanish flu like event.
They stopped the lock down and slowly reopen factories apparently.
And they were the first city that got hit, where everyone was totally unprepared and had no idea how to treat the virus at first.
The rest of China looks better.
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We know that.
Im just saying the markets have now factored in the risk of a severe lock down or a few hundred thousand deaths.

It may get worse and we are back to free falling but right now the markets dropped far enough for the expected deaths and panic.

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Rember to teach the young how to boog, anons.

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THEY'RE COOFING

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Good.
More companies should do this, because there's no faster way to kill businesses than to ask them pay rent when there's zero cashflow.
If renters demand companies pay them rent, there's going to be one hell of a shortage of small businesses in cities in two months.

>THE LONGER THIS GOES ON, THE LOWER THE CHANCES OF MY RE-ELECTION
You heard the boss, wagie. Back to work.

WHY THE FUCK DID GILEAD GIVE UP ORPHAN DRUG STATUS ON THE ANTIVIRAL

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Bukki!
I don't have enough capital for day trading but I'm working my way up by intra day trading.

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If Delta, Ford, and Boeing are any basis of comparison the stock will moon

GET BACK TO WORK WAGIE HAHAHAHA

GET THE FUCK BACK IN THE CAGE *NOW!*

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you may not like it but this is what an ideal cabinet looks like

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Italy wasn't on lockdown during the Spanish flu, no country was

I'm hoping for that American mad max footage on LiveLeak.

the actual president is speaking now.

Lol read a news article and it said millions of job losses ‘expected’ inb4 priced in

How does it make any sense to give laid off people 100% of salary?

That completely deincentivizes working.

And what about people like me who took a large paycut to keep small businesses alive? Your telling me I would make more money not working at all?

Is unemployment going to make up the difference in my salary?

If this goes through I don't even know what I am going to do...

>ckm

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I miss tsimfuckis, I hope he's doing ok

I’m 22 and have 2k to blow on stocks. Should I buy tomorrow when the job stats come out? I want long term and short term

>only white people
disgusting

Yeah, there was a war going on. So?

the collapse is starting, isn't it? RBC calling REITs on margin, bond downgrades every day, restaurants declaring a fucking rent strike?

but day trading is intraday trading.............

I still can't get over this, they don't have the cash on hand to pay rent? Even at the most expensive locations, it's gotta be like $10k at most.

HA HA HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA

Just California has a million unemployed!
Imagine all the states!

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sounds like you need to buy a bullet and rent a gun

BACK TO WORK YOU LAZY FUCKS

what are some long term growth holds (20+ years)

The country I inhabits richest dude just announced he wount be paying rent to 200 landlords today, kek.

He also lost three kids in the Sri Lanka attacks

april fools

short term - buy SQQQ now (well at open tomorrow)

long term..give it a fews as we see more dips and buy VTSAX

Bullish as hell

>implying californians have jobs anyway

I'm 80% cash Start dipping back in slowly last week starting with travel-related companies.

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hey, real talk: anyone low-key wish pence was president? he's like a white obama with that charisma

buy a rope and neck yourself faggot

all in call on SQQQ

I would be pretty content with President Pence

Honestly, imagine if this was our president more like President Comfytimes Warmcocoa which is his real name

So that's why they've been plummeting. Fucking idiots.

If the mortgage market begins to crater the collapse will be a trickle until its a flash
I'd argue that this is the "cure" that could be worse than the disease.

California also has a high percentage of lazy minorities

Buy buy buy

You make me jealous. I would be making a ludicrous amount of money if I could daytrade in this market instead of gambling overnight. I seriously want to beat the shit out of those who made the PDT rule to keep poorfags down.

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2 days of green.. my shorts hurt. how could the government let this happen?

Well, that could have gone a lot worse in my opine :

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he he he he he GOTEEEM

Sorry. I'm an idiot. I meant buying shit, holding it for a single day, then dumping it about 24 hours or so later. Apparently that doesn't trigger the pattern day trade rules.

pence is a really good orator and good with charisma and charm. he is literally an A+ polished politician in the most traditional sense

pence is the voice of reason/mastermind behind the talking face just like bush/cheney

Soon
I'm so fucking close

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>boomers gone
>fats gone
>fags gone
>shit tier genes gone
this virus is bullish as hell in the long-term

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Real talk, Pence is boring.

I don't mind Trump, he's really funny, but why is Pence not President, he's so much better at speaking and just seems overall wholesome

He's missing something but I don't understand what.

MAN DOWN I REPEAT, MAN DOWN

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who is that nosecel anyways

if he were an actual nazi then yes

GDP of 2.751 trillion, 6th largest economy in the world.

E X T R E M E L Y
B U L L I S H

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You can have all my stonks if you can talk Trump into switching job titles with Mike Pence.

i had to live at home, get an engineering degree and work for 2 years to save up my initial stake, and did all of my research and paper trading during that time to build experience. it requires sacrifice and hard work, user. but the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow is you more or less get a money making machine, a money tree of sorts, if you git gud enough at it.

Because he doesn't get the fistpumps going that Trump can

Post death, the fool, and judgement. Love this set.

Hes a good christian too. Actually tries to live by it. Smart too. Id be happy with him but idk if he could fill the shoes after trump. Quite different personalities.

yeah pence is already president

just a 22 year old zoomer who is balding

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Is Pence just better at speaking? He sounds a lot more coherent compared to Trump.

The real mastermind behind Trump is Kushner.

Priced in 3 weeks ago lol

Pence delivers such a better speech and really puts in the effort to explain gratitude to healthcare workers and addresses the nation properly. Get trump the fuck out of there. Pence might be a cunt but god damnit at least he's not completely retarded

Spanish flu is a bad model. World population was 2bn vs today's ~8bn. Naturally, population distribution grows directly with population. Moreover international travel can be completed in hours and days where it'd take weeks in 1918. Likewise postage and other vectors can transmit, and are equally mobile.

He's well spoken. If he spent less time stroking Trump's ego I'd love him

The point is to disincentive working, retard. The goal is to keep as many people home as possible, to reduce transmission. You AREN'T supposed to be working right now. The longer it takes for Americans to realize this, the longer your half-ass lockdown will need to be in effect.

How much of it is tech? Every fang software development engineer I know is working from home, but still working.

that's called round-trip. multiple days/weeks would be swing trading, longer than that is usually considered position trading.

Imagine NY

You mean 30 years ago

based christian in a sad materialistic world..

In times like these, these socialists show their true colors. Remember who these people are, they're the ones who take advantage of the situation and trying to skip rent, do NOT hesitate to report them to the police. Throw their belongings out on the street if deem necessary, because these communists belong to the streets.

Literally kikes to keep poorfags poor.

please tell me he's not actually 22

I'm not a burger and I wish this guy was your president. It's like watching the real president take the stage after some kind of a caricature just spazzed out on in front of the cameras.
Of course this wouldn't be nearly as fun as watching Trump and his twitter insanity.

Who here based drip feeder into investment fund or ETF

>Fund goes down
>Nooo.... But ah well buying cheapies now, more units

>Fund goes up
>Yes good news, but buying less units
>However I bought loads of units when they were cheap, and now they are worth more

If you're in it for the long term you CAN'T LOSE just make sure you de risk when you know you are close to that full encashment

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You're a cunt mate, shut the fuck up

I thought Pency was a good choice for VP from the start and he's been doing a fine job.

Trump is a better leader of the masses.
Pence was a perfect VP pick since Pence knows how Washington DC works.

But unless you can captivate and energize the base, all the "polish" and "technical know how" doesn't mean dick if you don't energize your voters to put you into power.

its literally his job
i mean look at this conference, Trump just took a 30 minute massive dump, left, now Pence is here to spend the next half hour cleaning it up

Adjestment is one of my favorites 2, I rarely post it tho :o

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Trump is a horrible orator. I have no idea how he got in without being able to speak coherently and clearly. He's not even speaking plainly, he rambles and goes on weird tangents and has disconnected trains of thoughts. It's dumbfounding

VTSAX baby

Why are you memeing the gold standard dollar average index fund investment? That is literally what anyone who isn't checking the stock market on a daily basis should do. It is the safest option out there that has the best shot at beating inflation.

Any Europoors here?

Our market closes when NYSE opens.
I don't know anything about my country's markets or companies.
So am I pretty much limited to buying ETFs and holding over night? There's no way I can get access to the American markets so I can daytrade?

Are stock markets redpilled or bluepilled? Like do markets know now that it will crash in a month or two when the lies of Trump and Pence about the danger of the spread of the virus is obvious to the impact on the economy?

Fair point. Thanks for clarifying so I stop fucking it up.

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mommy is speaking.

that pie chart was

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I guess that makes sense, I'm willing to bet that way more than 50%-60% of this country are borderline retarded, and that's on the left and the right. Why are so many people knuckle dragging drooling idiots user?

you can buy american stocks during their opening times if your broker allows it

Don’t listen to the bears unless we see a 7% move down tomorrow this is literally your last chance at cheapies just after the initial reaction

Buy your favorite (non video game) companies even MCD is fine also PLNT is now overpriced or think about what will change the world but diversify and for maximum comf get dividends because all stocks are virtually down the same amount anyway

gay detected

That is why Pence is based. Because he works with a literal orange clown and yet supports him all the way he can which means he is doing 110% of his job description

Stock market, for all its painted as an indicator of optimism for the market, lags behind it. There is so much momentum behind the 10+ year bull market that investors have forgotten what it means when ALL the indicator lights are flashing red.
When the stock market breaks, the economy and everyone else will have known we were in a recession for weeks or months beforehand.

We also had no medical facilities, no antibiotics against infections, no knowledge of viruses, WW1 going on, no way to lock down a country without people starving, etc.

The thing I fear is that it will become a seasonal thing.

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IT JUST KEEPS TUMBLING DOWN

Tomorrow, got it, when tomorrow should I buy SQQQ
What does that mean? You mean buy tomorrow? Sorry I’m a complete noob

Only 1 million? Fucking bullish
Gonna finna moon

>it's an "everyone forgets that no one was talking about illegal immigration before Trump joined the race" episode.

Any remember when Obama was president and there were pretty much weekly ISIS attacks around the world, BLM protests burning down city blocks, Armed stand-offs/law enforcement assassinations, etc?

It was a golden age for happenings, I kinda miss it. But sociopathy aside, it was some bad times.

to be fair, on that note: they make a great team. they perfectly balance each other. you need someone like Trump to fuck up the establishment and deep state and MSM fuckfaces, you need the "wild card" guy with the power to cut through the bullshit political correctness we've been dealing with for so many years. you need pence to be the guy who balances that out by remaining level headed and getting shit done in a practical manner, organizing stuff, etc.

it's like the classic comic and straight man duo routine. pence is the straight man, which also makes sense because he supports electrifying the gays lmao

>FIRE
appropriate

I bet she was super cute 50 years ago.

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>her name was Leah for which I am named
>name is Deborah

uh what.

>also PLNT is now overpriced
What
Why

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stop blogging bitch

youtube.com/watch?v=oE4KJe0B5Rc
hes a 22 year old swedish/irish amerimutt zoomer who is cursed with shit tier genes and autism

I think the stock market is going to go red lol.

buy SQQQ this very moment so that the order goes thru tomorrow morning. you wanted SQQQ yesterday. the argument goes that SQQQ will go up tomorrow after unemployment numbers are released

>He sounds a lot more coherent compared to Trump.
So does a pissed off Donald Duck, user; it's a low bar.

YOU LEAVE MOMMY DOCTOR ALONE

MOMMY BRIX
SUCH A SAD STORY
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
What a kind and gentle woman with such a sweet voice full of warmth.

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What are you talking about?
Dwyer been saying don’t buy the dip, the fuck is he pumping?
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I BLEW ITTTT

I JUST WANTED MORE MONEY TO BUY MORE SHARES OF EXCELLENT AWESOME COMPANIES!!!

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Th-thanks
Bear or bull put spreads? Credit or debit?
I’m not good with the terminology even though I’m looking investopedia right now.


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What did you mean by that? You think they already found a cure?

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Well youre wrong lmao

It seems like most bears here are happeningfags and most of the bulls are bag holders. Are there any day traders without a dog in the fight that wanna weigh in on what’s gonna happen tomorrow and Friday?
I’m watching the vix climb even with these green days but I’m not sure we’ll have another leg down. Maybe just a slow bleed

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>IF ONLY YOU KNEW HOW BAD THINGS REALLY ARE
>IF ONLY YOU KNEW HOW BAD THINGS REALLY ARE
>IF ONLY YOU KNEW HOW BAD THINGS REALLY ARE
>IF ONLY YOU KNEW HOW BAD THINGS REALLY ARE
>IF ONLY YOU KNEW HOW BAD THINGS REALLY ARE
>IF ONLY YOU KNEW HOW BAD THINGS REALLY ARE

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