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MAJOR DISASTER

b-b-b-b-b-based

TRUMPO DUMPO
HAPPENING HERE
youtube.com/watch?v=s6i6BDHQaaA&feature=emb_logo

More unemployed people means cheaper labor. Good for the stock market.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>GO BACK TO WORK I NEED MY STOCKERINOS
>GO BACK TO WORK I NEED MY STOCKERINOS
>GO BACK TO WORK I NEED MY STOCKERINOS

>tfw working remote
>tfw trying to milk tasks to look as busy as possible while keeping actual productivity low
its a delicate balance

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>futures in 4 minutes
lets see if this really is the long awaited circuit triple circuit breaker

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So, puts on VNQ?

Thoughts on vangaurd, is it worth using?

trump rambling, sell.

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>today
>not tomorrow

>rambling again

spy is up after hours, no drop tomorrow

>FUTURE CIRCUIT BREAKERS HITS
>FUTURE CIRCUIT BREAKERS HITS
>FUTURE CIRCUIT BREAKERS HITS
>FUTURE CIRCUIT BREAKERS HITS

I'm using TD Ameritrade and one thing I don't get is it's lack of sell short button. Does this essentially mean it is not possible to short a stock that you currently own?

is my portfolio properly diversified?

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Fuck u fag

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WE DID IT BOBO-BROS!
WE FUCKING WON!

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For what? Vanguard is kind of the gold standard for long term investing. Like, really long term i.e. retirement accounts. Like dollar cost averaging over your entire career.

SOMEONE PLEASE LINK ME A LIVE TICKER TO SEE HOW THE MARKET IS REACTING LIVE TO HIS SPEECH!?!?

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No breakers on futures only limits both + and -. Breakers only during live hours.

So fucking glad I liquidated all my short positions today. Went all in on calls and went from being down 60% to only down 5% even with that bullshit eod dump. Couldn't sell due to day trade restrictions but two green days in a row looks very promising. Tomorrow should print.

Fantastic

>declares major disaster area
>doesn't explain what this means
What did he mean by this?

Say something nice about them, bears

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How many circuit breakers are we hitting tomorrow once the job report gets released?

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Futures arent even live yet you liars.

>tfw got laid off

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>For what?
daytrading

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I wish you luck my friendo.

If it wasn't for them, it would be the mortgage markets that are currently undergoing a slow meltdown

>bill has $950 a week in unemployment

everyone quit your jobs.

>tfw got laid

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The post that saved bears

they cute

I’m 22 and I have about 2k that I can blow on investing. I want some long term investments but also short term that could give me some money sooner than later. Should I wait till tomorrow to buy when the job stats come out?

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see
aside note; fuck at my regular haunts no one's coughed up the new james rollins book yet. sucker came out yesterday. normally these things are literately up the day of release.

youtube.com/watch?v=2pCv7k_Hzvg
they laughed.
they mocked.
they thought it was over.
they fell for the trap once again.
you know what you have to do tomorrow boboros.

not how unemployment works you retard

LINK PLEASE

>b-but muh quarantine
bobos btfo

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S&P500 going to the moon. Go long or go home. Fact.

Absolutely garbage. They are deliberately set up to be as steady as possible on purpose for people who check in on their portfolios maybe only near tax season. The only reason for its fluctuations now is because everything is volatile including the blue chip stocks it rests on.

>2 trillion stimulus passes only buying us a single green crab day

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There goes the USD

I just found out you cannot buy inverse investments (like SQQQ) on Vanguard so think about that when considering

Nigger, whitehouse.gov/live/

That’s nuts. That’s more than I make and I’m doing fairly well in my area.

Do you know how unemployment works?

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So I suppose final bill looks like 1,200 dollars per adult and 500 per minor child.

>More unemployed people means cheaper labor. Good for the stock market.
t. Jew

I think red day but nothing catastrophic yet, the next dead cat will be passing of stimulus... then the reality of that not doing shit will set in

FUTURES OPEN GREEN
>FUTURES GO RED
FUTURES REBOUND TO GREEN
>FUTURES RED AGAIN

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FUCK BERNIE. Always was and will be a KEK

futures going up
FUCK THIS RETARDED CLOWN WORLD

my 401k is on vanguard
my personal stocks are on merrill edge (plat honors boa)
my meme options are on robinhood

"I was forced to quit due to abuse, I tried everything and they wouldn't give me accommodations"


Thats exactly how it works.

Futies holding steady, will 2500 be possible :O
>missiles, rockets, lots of things
badass!

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2500 loss?

CONFIRMED THIS IS JUST A "ROUGH PATCH"

more unemployed means less money to spend on shit, less profit for companies.

doesnt sound like a bad strategy desu

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NO CORPORATE BUYBACKS!

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>missiles, rockets, lots of things
BUY LMT AND GD
BUY BUY BUY

not even necessary, you have to self-certify that you couldn't work due to the virus, that's it. Read the text

I don’t get what’s going on anymore, it doesn’t make any sense. What is happening?

How many fucking billions of dollars do ????? (We don't even know who) need to "research vaccines", like seriously where does that money actually go? That's an immense amount of money, even by R&D standards.

based

LIKE A ROCKET SHIP
Did you fucking hear that!?;?

Dude I don't know anymore. I don't know fucking anything

IVE GOT LIKE 25 DIFFERENT CALLS AND PUTS BECAUSE IM RETARDED BUT IM STILL MAKING MONEY

I JUST WANT TO GET TO 25K SO I CAN DAY TRADE AND MITIGATE LOSSES

We will never go under 2500 ever again
Are you done with the storyboards for the manga yet

It's all a dream user

>2 trillion stimulus.
>But americans only get a portion of it
>slush funds all over
>fed printing 4 trillion
Dont act like this stimulus is some great thing. Its garbage.

to some ceos of some pharma companies

Fuck pass the shit already. I need that 2400. (married). I got a self loan to payback and a credit card bill to nip in the bud. Need it by april 14th. So I can screw the company outta interest fees.

This.
Trump probably hopes to have everyone back at work by that point, poor bastard.

nytimes.com/reuters/2020/03/25/business/25reuters-usa-bullard.html
>Bullard: 46 Million Workers Could Be Jobless in Short-Term
>As many as 46 million people in the U.S. may be left jobless in the short term as companies shut down services that have "high contact" with the public during the battle against the coronavirus epidemic, St. Louis Federal Reserve president James Bullard said on Wednesday.
Bullish as fuck. Less time at work means more time buying stocks and printing BRRRRRS
KHC to 320$ and AMAZN to 3k USD by friday.

Golden hyperbullrun confirmed, you got too cocky bearbros, 100% unemployment is priced in.

No I have all the characters, setting, general plot structure, and 4 important scenes all written :3

"the cow that jumped over the moon"

I think nvidia is doomed
>hit 285+
crypto blow up
>hit 315+
next day pandemic fall begins

what the fuck are you doing in a stonk investing thread if you're unsure if you're gonna carry 20% interest on a credit card jesus

Shit, really?

>GREEN FUTURES AGAIN

Someone post the suicide hotline for all these bears. Their accounts about to go to 0 LOL.

7% of my portfolio is cash. I'm feeling kind of foolish.

AAAAAAAAAAAA

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE KEEP ME UPDATED ON WHAT DRUMPF SAYS??? NO FAUCI TODAY??? CRAMERS ON INSTEAD OF THE CONFERENCE SO IT MUST BE A NOTHING DAY!!!???

I’m loaded with shorts ETFs and very shaking. If dwyer is wrong then I will be in trouble. Hate to be on the bear side, and on the opposite side of rat and RKG and you and the fed.

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LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

as long as you earn less than $75k though. what bs

feds are buying futures with both hands to front run the employment numbers.
our government is a total sham.

crypto is already priced in

Unemployment causes crisis for large companies you fuckin retard

the US economy is evolving into the chinese model

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it shall be eternal

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it's fucking +0.5%

yes. my idea was to fuck around a little inside my Roth IRA (which is through Vanguard). sure I can still fuck around, but not with inverse investments like SQQQ. i am opening a TD Ameritrade account now b/c I don't know who else to use and don't really care - they can't all be terribly different

>cutting costs is jewish
Is jewish code for BASED now?

Or you want commie make-work jobs?

whitehouse.gov/live/

drink your own piss, Nigger.

It's gonna be another falseflag green day.

After +14% last two days....... Convenient how you left that out.....

Time to buy apartments then, that’s what you do over there to get rich.

President said $99,000 was the cut off a couple of minutes ago. Might be $600 or something for 75k+, we just don't know yet.

I'm gonna hold SQQQ and SDOW until they make a profit. I don't give a fuck how long it takes. Tomorrow, Friday, Monday, a week, a month. I will never give in.

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Historically a big fucking relief rally has been common

If this ends up being a real recession or depression then it should still turn bearish eventually. I don't know if it will take a few weeks or a few months.

If a cure is announced during the relief rally then it wouldn't surprise me if it continued into a v shaped recovery or just became an even bigger relief rally that traps all the bulls and crushes them for good.

Imo this is obviously a play to overshoot the proposed numbers so that when it’s something astronomical tomorrow but still less than the speculation the market won’t react and things will turn out green. They’re trying to make 1.5 mil seem like a letdown even tho it’s historically high

>tfw I think I still have a job
I'm on furlough pending reopening of various parts of my university. Still no word on pay beyond the initial two weeks.

In better news, leaf government figured out their differences and passed the stimulus bill today. Looks like I'm eligible for up to four months of cash from the gov if needed under the new legislation.
cbc.ca/news/politics/trudeau-income-supports-covid19-1.5509247

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More like the Japanese model

>a very beautiful building
can that retard also say something useful?

The only people who want the economy to fail are jobless losers who want everyone to be losers like them

>Need it by april 14th
dude do you not realize how slow federal agencies move?

>It's one of the most beautiful buildings, the most beautiful building.
Why does he keep rambling on random stuff that is tangentially related?

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