/smg/ - Stock Market General Thread

The edition where we are confused and terrified

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Niggers

Sleep tight bullfags

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REEEEEE YOU SOCIALIST JEW BASTARD

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is there another circuit breaker right now?????

All of the gains in the DOW came from fucking Boeing.

FOR RED OPEN

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Perhaps I have made a mistake
I will hodl and see

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They're gonna have fun sucking bear cock tomorrow

>462,162 cases

I won't long until new coronavirus cases stop growing so rapidly

whoops a little slow at the ends of last thred
Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up .40%, port still in neutral. Jeez louise that was an alarming close! Very glad my GLD didn't seem to evaporate over paper gold fears, still not sure where we're going, remains to be seen what happens 2morrow. Volume seems low o_O

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tomorrow isn't looking good.

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Sanders is unironically exercising more fiscal responsibility than the entire GOP right now lmfao

what

Rate my poor gag trade

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So that last minute dump was basically confirmation that nobody actually has any confidence in the market, huh.

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Iron handed sqqqoldiers report in.

Is Bernie /ourbear/?

WHY ARE FUTURES GOING UP AFTER THIS DUMP WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKK

Redpill me on this drop
Inb4 the jews

Activate job numbers.
8 AM sharp.
Continue the dump.
Jerome can't contain us any longer.

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How did everybody do today?
I'm still somewhat in the red due to some stupid buys but the EOD rally for SQQQ helped me, let's get to $30/share tomorrow, ok anons?

Where were you win Bearnie made/blocked you gains?

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NOT SO FAST BULLKEKS!

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still up 7% for today and 15% for the weak boboniggers, ur shitty EOD dump aint nothing but cheapies to me

Oh wow. Who jumped in on that Bernie Sanders sell-off? Damn. Free money.

>Expect senators to get of town quickly after today’s vote. The Senate is likely to adjourn until at least April 20, per senators.

>This basically means they’re adding next week as a recess in addition to two-week recess on the books

>It‘s unclear if the recess will be extended.

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4k pts tomorrow

Correctamundo.

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>2 trillion stimulus package
>only 2% up on the dji

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NASDAQ CLOSED NEGATIVE. DOW only closed positive because of boeing, and now there's no bailout confirmed anymore so its going to plunge

TOMORROW WE DROP

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REPORTING

When governments decide the economy is more important and the numbers must be hidden to protect it.

aaaa bobochads I want to buy

that's it im voting for bernie
hes got my back shorting this market

wtf I love bernie now

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How come?
Yas Forums said furiously that we missed the bottom.

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fpbp

+9.7%, needless to say Im having a great week
Deploying the UDOW ect profits back into Foodchad stuff

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once Q2 earnings come out and future guidances are awful because no company knows wtf is happening

THATS when you buy. everything will be so cheap

they fell for it

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Lock in some gains user

The volume today and yesterday was laughable. This was the big players trying to bait out the machines of the other big players. That huge dump at the end is because tomorrow is going to be where shit really goes down.

And soon it will be the force driving things down to hell.
That damn thing is going to hit $40 and then they get nationalized.

Stop these last minute pumps :(

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the drop was a bear trap?

I bought 20 more shares at ~$20.80 lol

Wait, what did bernie do?

green is just unripe red

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>shorted AMD at $45
>thought i was helping because market went up to over $47, i was willing to wait if it meant saving the world from economic collapse
>put in an order to buy at $44.5 just in case
>literally gets a bit passed there by EOD today, green to red move, so i made $500

SORRY LADS I TRIED TO SAVE YOU, I TRIED

>still up 7%
Learn to count you retard

This

Didnt get a good response. I will try again here. I want invest in China. I think they have intelligent people in power and managing the country.

What stocks can you think of that correlates with Chinas general economy?

Imagine selling in this market.
Every just brings more bullish news, it can only go up.

Extra nice. All in? You got it very low, you should hold your head high coming into tomorrow. You will win even in worst case. We are here together, we will make money or bust together friend.

Thank the lord.

I am voting for Bernie now.

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+1.09% ($252). Was up 2% before that Sanders thing cut my day change in half, but still green. If red tomorrow, I buy c-cheapies. THANKS FOR THE CHEAPIES, BOBO.

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Said that he would oppose the Coronabill

KHC? What you looking at, they all seem kind of good right now

Ideally it would be best to buy puts beFORE the stock drops, not after it starts.

I need recipes for steak tomorrow
I'm going to get tired eating it every day for the next few weeks.