/smg/ - Stock Market General:

YOUR TIME IS UP BULLS. Dow will NEVER EVER break 22K ever again.

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ive been following Royal Carribean for a few weeks, i cant believe it almost doubled in price the past 2 days. i fucking blew my chance. fuck.

Oy veying and kvetching the likes of which not seen in generations

Dubs decides when and how high dead cat peak is

>SPY @ 270 this Friday

KTOS user here

I just sold all my KTOS at $13 to buy SRTY

Sitting on 100% cash getting FOMO. We got another dip coming or is everything priced in?

should i buy some sxps before close ? Think it goes up tomorrow ?

I want you to know I hold you all personally accountable for making me buy SQQQ
that blood is on your hands

why did she take the mask off as she got right next to him

pic related is the US markets right now. the dildo signifies the economy and the shit is out of the fed's ass

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>r*ddit still freaking out about the kung flu
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO U CANT JUST GO BACK TO WORK THE FED CANT CURE COVID19 ITS NOT FAIR NO YOU CANT JUST BAIL OUT EVIL CORPORATIONS YOU AHVE TO PAY FOR MY ABORTIONS

THIS

MARKET

WANTS

HIGHER

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Six gorillion unemployments is basically priced in at this point
If you think it's going to dump you're anti-semitic

FUCK I just bought calls so expect 19k DOW soon

post priced in ONE more time
i fucking dare you faggots

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>wishful thinking based on nothing at all
this is why you arent going to make it

QE has really been good to them. They might just survive afterall!

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Biggest bull trap in history. Enjoy the bloodbath tomorrow.

I can see it
>Millions still working as unemployment only hits 70%
>S&P hits ATH in hours.

Your FOMO is already priced in. The market knows what you're going to do before you do it.
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

i highly encourage you to look up the major recessions and depressions. 'Relief' rallies can last a while and defy logic. So can major crashes. Everyone thinks they are smarter than the market and know where it will go day to day, week by week etc

Hell even Boglheads' were questioning there own sanity and the boglehead investment methodology during the 2008-2009 crisis.

bogleheads.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=25126

you know the drill

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I dont have to because it's already priced in

my posting priced in is already priced in as is your daring me

Posting priced in is already priced in lad

OY VEY SHUT THE FUCK UP

can somebody please explain gush to me as if i'm a total noob retard who doesn't know shit about shit. it looks like the most obvious buy of all time.

you are why this isn't the bottom

thanks for taking one for the team user

there will always be bad news

sell apha or buy more?

If you think about it if someone profits really hard from coronavirus and if only by being bailed out "unlimited amounts" wouldn't it be an evil empire like DB? If price goes lower again I am fucking buying

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Thank you for your service

Bull trap is priced in. WWIII is priced in.

bloodbath starts Monday

We'll move sideways for the rest of the week

SQQQ calls at the end of the day? There's no way this fucking clown market can go green tomorrow right?

Corona Priced in
Unemployment Priced in
Election Priced in
10% population death Priced in

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Which Elliott Wave doe the current correction belong to?

BRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

I'm putting so hard rn bobros

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Now THIS is a dead cat bounce.

just a little dip

>seething

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Why Monday?

>No fucking way it'll be green
Bullish signal

who else here bought the bottom?

>there's no way the clown market can do X, right?
if the clown market behaved sensibly it wouldn't be a clown market

i loaded up yesterday on $5k worth of sqqq and can afford to lose it all and now im holding it out of pure spite for the market. will do so until it reaches 0

bearish signal

Cant people understand that the priced in meme is a huge bull cope?

>NOOOOO NOTHING WILL NEGATIVELY EFFECT MY MARKET BECAUSE LOL BRRRR SO WE V SHAPED NOW

good luck next week.

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AIDS TIGER LEAP!!

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Just a 10% population death? Bullish as fuck goy we priced in a 15%er

anyne else shorting gym stocks/?

holy shit why the fuck are republicans just lining up to fucking speak and not voting

>news comes out
>nbcnews.com/politics/congress/handful-gop-senators-threaten-delay-senate-coronavirus-bill-over-drafting-n1168766

oh fuck
I

THINK

WE'RE

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>SPY closes +5% after a +10% day

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crabish signal

There is nothing but bad news everywhere. And not just business sector. The mortgage sector. The transportation sector. Real estate. Entertainment. Etc. Even outside corona-sama.
If the stock market has any coupling at all to the economy it should crash with everything else. But the stupid fucking Fed has basically made it so that it happens randomly instead of based on reality.

that picture makes me want to start smoking again

I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE DAY THAT SPY DOES THE FUCKING SHITCOIN BARTMAN AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WE FIGHT TILL DEATH

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Is this ass priced in?

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>He invests in a honk market
Honk honk

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back to r*ddit bernie can still win

these pumps are not fake and gay, they are organic and dumb. it's over. you can't beat buy the dip frenzy.

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No but I did spooge in my gym socks

is that a boy?

Well, I took a nap as I said I would. Unfortunately I can see the nightmare continues, I am still bleeding 500 dollar and my half-of-my-value SQQQ is below 22. I need a god damned drink, for the love of all that is holy please, please ensure me the market is red enough tomorrow to recover my losses. This is such bullshit.

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what the fuck?

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Your girlfriends ass is public information and property.
So yes.

I started doing dip the past couple weeks due to this stress. Didn't want to stress the lungs.

it's also just fucking cash on hand. people NEED somewhere to put it and this is as good a place as any.

Bailouts for all!

those feet are priced in my mouth

Where are the OOOOOOOOO posters?

Need a few days for the bull trap to burn out. People will spend the weekend watching the news and hearing about the shoah in Jew York. Speculators and algos start dumping Monday morning trying to cash out their gains from this week.

>green ID
Nice try mumu

>Stage of grief: Bargaining

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hello

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UNLIIIIIIIIIIIIMITED PRIIIIIIIIIIIINTIIIING

SPY 350 by end of April. This will be the biggest V recovery in the history of USA. People are waking up and realizing this is the largest overreaction in history to a fucking flu. Everyone will be back to work and normal by Easter. This is a tiny blip and all yearly economic targets will be met. If you're holding puts they will go to 0.

This is my fucking guy. Bless your returns child.

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Anyone doing Elliott Wave counts for SPY?

ill price that in for you

nice feet

>VIX is up
>Stonks are up
THIS IS fake and gay

I'm thinking we're back.

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Nyow you understand

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE GOT TOO KEKY BULLBROS

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please

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

We use to have TA user but he fucked off when it became all tripfags and shiposting

so true

SELL YOUR STOCKS!

TOMORROW WE CRASH

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Keep your 9mm, I want a man's round, .45
Better dead than red!
FBHO!

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OH FUCK IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING

I feel yea man. That and MGM. I waited too long and got too greedy. I feel retarded buying in now when looking at the last week gains. But then I zoom to 3 months and I feel like this is still better time than ever to buy

ITS ALL OGREEEE

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Your death was priced in the day you were born.

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How do you buy stocks at next week's prices?

I'm getting the rope ready.

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Sell Sell Sell
Sell Sell Sell
Sell Sell Sell
Sell Sell Sell
Sell Sell Sell

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EVERY MOVE I'VE MADE FOR THE PAST 3 DAYS HAS BEEN WRONG

AAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

Welllll now I need an Asian eslut to bang through the happening.

:(

RED CANDLES
REAL INSTITUTIONAL VOLUME
I'M GOING TO FUCKING

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No, now get the fuck out

before you go out, how will you go all in?

>'e bouet ze dopp
>you have your inztrujions

STOP I JUST WANTED TO BE COCKY FOR ONCE, WHY AM I NOT ALLOWED TO BE COCKY FOR ONCE

Every move I've made for the past 3 days has been right

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9mm is cheaper so it is a superior round. It all depends on the type anyways. 9mm FMJ for all your "Greatest Game" needs

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you and me both. counting on sqqq to surge so i can recover my losses and just breathe and watch until monday

OH NO NOT AGAIN
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>mfw I bought boeing
its going down by a lot

looks like ((they)) are fucking over the little bulls again

Okay but there's a minor problem with that analysis

It isn't actually true

Look at that end of the day drop wew lad

SQQQ EOD RALLY I SHOULD'VE BOUGHT MORE AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>the big boys are now dumping everything into SQQQ for tomorrow
These fucking jews are so predictable.

>Dump brought me back above 25k
YES JUST STAY THERE FOR NOW OR I AM FUCKED