I wonder if analysts priced in the homeless and unemployed banging on the doors of their homes and workplaces, desperate for food and shelter. Worse, have they priced in that they will soon be among them - when the analysts lose their jobs and home will that be priced in? When they cough, fall ill, and begin to succumb to the virus will they recognize the prices were wrong? Will bearing witness to the deaths of their parents and everyone they love before they too eventually fall change their minds? Have they priced in the fact that all the money they've made is soon to be worthless? Standing in bread lines during their last days, carefully watched at gunpoint by the military and police, will they finally realize this isn't a matter of prices?
No. They will die, be cremated, and their ashes will be placed haphazardly into a small ceramic urn that reads 'priced in.'
I keep seeing companies use the phrase, "we're all in this together"
and I keep hearing in the media "hunker down"
is hunkering down code for strapping in?
Eli Smith
>mfw poorfag I wanna invest and make money to god damnit
Ian Garcia
All they are doing is delaying the correction until after second quarter results released. Once companies admit that their revenues have been cut 75 - 80% the current stock prices will be untenable.
Joshua Clark
Hit refresh.
Gabriel Ramirez
Ya'll making money during this irrational nonsense?
THE PUMP CONTINUES. IF YOU DIDN'T BUY CALLS THIS MORNING YOU'RE A DUMBSHIT
Kayden Mitchell
>VIX flat >stonks up 5% after a 10% bounce Alright boys, just sunk 27k into SQQQ wish me luck, No way in hell this goes up a 3rd day in row after up 15%
>Robinhood >app randomly fails 24 to 48hrs at a time
every online trading platform offers commission free trading. You fell for the meme
Parker Jackson
look at and be glad. You would have only joined him. fomo
Carson Perry
Bretty based I must have missed the TAKE OUT A LOAN AND BUY BUY BUY alert At least I snatched up a whole bunch of KO PEP JNJ cheapies on Friday’s dumpening.
Aiden Moore
We got this bo bro I didn’t even watch markets today cause I’m just waiting for tomorrow we got this
Hudson Miller
How does Cisco make so much money selling plastic bricks? Or do I not understand their business? There is no way legacy hardware is still profitable.
>"Wagie, here's your trump bux the senate passed" >"Why isn't it 1200 you say? It's taxed." >"No of course I didn't have to pay taxes on the money my company got from the government. Why would I?" >"Why are you upset? you're going to be replaced tomorrow." I'm not even joking around. That senate bill does good for some companies but every American who gets that check (Now in May or June.) has to pay tax on money that they government specifically passed a bill to give them.
I may start just being a salty stock buyer and options trader at this point....
Charles Long
SPY, dave and busters, TSLA
Jaxon Adams
> Or do I not understand their business are you from /g/?
I understand it well enough to know it's not the free market, faggot. Every night the fed does reverse repo to give banks liquidity to lend -- MANIPULATION -- and now they pledge to offer UNLIMITED debt buying and bond buying including the risky shit which means unlimited fucking printing. Yes, the fed doesn't LITERALLY print money but if you think those numbers on a screen will ever get paid back you're a FUCKING RETARD, so they may as well just print zibabwe bux you fucking NIGGER. "Oh it goes on the fed's balance sheet" oh you mean the one that's never been audited? FAGGOT. You don't know SHIT about what they do, no one does. You think they play by the same rules we do but they don't, they fucking do whatever they god damn want because STUPID FUCKING NIGGER FAGGOT RETARDS LIKE YOU believe it's all fair and just. Kill yourself.
Thomas Ross
i would
Xavier Powell
>Cases still soaring >Investors: Yeah it's all good now Is that what I'm seeing?
Charles Powell
Who else here holding onto SQQQ and TVIX for the jobs report tomorrow and selling instantly if it's significantly better than expected
Jonathan Cooper
Bobros, when do my 3/30 SPY puts start printing? They are gonna print r-right?
Literally priced in I bet it'd pump 20% if cases tripled tomorrow
Andrew Cooper
bobos get the rope
Luke Evans
all my long stocks are in the red you fucking assholes said this was the bottom now my mother is asking why my bank account is at $0 when im 28 years old
I'm holding on until it goes to fucking zero. At this point it's not worth bailing out.
Nathan Scott
Not to kick you while you're down but these options are fucking trash
If you are going to risk 30 grand why not buy a little more quality and realistically?
Use this as a growing experience you might get break even tomorrow if jobs are bad enough, remember options can make you many times your money so you bet smaller and make good money anyway. Also don't buy weekly unless you are within 15% of the option price. See the recent move on Boeing
Stop wasting valuable capital on ridiculously OTM like 50 cents on Ford. Anyway, I kinda wish you luck but I like America too...
Hunter Hall
Do you have ass pains?
Andrew Myers
Obviously not.
Justin Bennett
print 0's maybe
Asher Bell
if you weren't a retard you would've bought cvx and xom last week
Carson Miller
more like hold the rope
Andrew Bell
Getting nervous lads. I'm inversing myself as most of my options trades go the opposite, what puts do I buy that are late April to mid May?
Is it okay to hold SDOW overnight? What will happen if I do it??
Isaiah Clark
>F $0.5 Put
William Cruz
The end of the world has already been priced in at this point
Aaron Mitchell
Friendly reminder that now is the time to double down on your short positions. Even if you missed the initial crash, there's still time to become a millionaire.
Bentley Brown
they sell cloud infrastructure licenses. software defined networking - virtual routers that run on VMware/KVM stacks etc. It's a terrible stock though.
Angel Gutierrez
you will be based and redpilled
Asher Cook
Jerome Powell will personally come to your house and execute you
Chase Hall
>read the past 20 threads I wouldn't even know what I'm looking for because I can't distinguish shitposting on Yas Forums.
Take the loss and avoid options, rebuild your losses slowly
Nolan Davis
lose another 5% due to futures
Hunter Sanders
That's a weird looking pusy
Adam Moore
the FBI will bang on your door at 4am and force you to sell it first thing in the morning
Isaiah Ross
>Cisco develops, manufactures and sells networking hardware, software, telecommunications equipment and other high-technology services and products >services and products
Yea just not boxes
Liam Davis
Everything negative, yeah pretty much
Leo Baker
If you were to liquidate your portfolio right now, what would you dump it all into?
Adam Morales
I want to sell some of my long positions but I don’t want to feel FOMO tomorrow when the clown market is up another 5%
Juan Bailey
>check em Damn, Bobo the Bear hunts tonite!
Hunter Walker
>40% of my portfolio in may SPY puts >10% more at 255 >20% more at 270 >all in by 285 how to make money in a bear market. the only thing I’m concerned about is the expiry. June would be safer.
Brody Lee
SPXS
Noah Sullivan
why friday
Caleb Wright
what kind of hardware do you think the internet infrastructure runs on? magic pony dust?
Evan Bell
bought SQQQ @ $21.27 what does my future hold?
Ryan Jones
>dumped 20k on SQQQ last week >fell for the bottom meme >out -3k right now
