/smg/ - Stock Market General

Comfy bullchads report in!

Brokers:
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Stock market words:
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Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/bull/

Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/

Prior thread:

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first for AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

We can be bullbros
just for one day

everyone loves SQQQ and SDOW but what about sector shorts like DRV (real estate) and FAZ (finance)? If the bad debt crisis Bloomberg is talking about is real, won't they crash next?

The virus is priced in and it's so fucking sad that's retard niggerbears can't see it.

>may

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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ok so i want to buy to get in long...should see for tmrw or friday to grab some cheapies? I can wait for the long haul

>entire country on lockdown
>entire country unemployed
>virus infections only beginning
>thinking the recession is over

you people are fucking delusional. SPY to 180 in April.

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checked

I'm going to HODL SQQQ SDOW and SPXS until $20 or break even and there's NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT BULLFAG

>loaded up on LMT MSFT GD NEE KO FANG
>next tranch will be loading up on TQQQ
You FUCKING RETARDS should've listened but NO you missed the bottom. See you on mars.

I don’t respect women, bros

Bought PFE at $30 and $28 during this dip. Feels good to get a quality dividend stock for so cheap. Loaded up on GE when it was below $7 as well. Great couple of weeks, just wish I had more cash.

We're in the red tomorrow. Sorry, lads.

This is the problem with all of the extra clauses, if you want it to get out efficiently you have to make it simple

bought SPY 250p 5/1. we're gonna make it bros

OTCMKTS: JSTTY

Why can I not find a broker that sells Just Eat stocks?
Can someone explain? I have been looking for days.
Please

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Trump will destroy the country when he opens it

We got too cocky bear bros

CNN: 14 MILLIONS JOBS LOST BY SUMMER

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Bullniggers don't even realize the pump is already priced in. Tomorrow will be B-I-B-L-I-C-A-L

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Just bought a SPY put for $209, 04/08 at $2.97. Did I fuck myself or what?

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NOOOOOOO!!!!!!! I need my Trumpbux™ now!!!!!!!

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I am too afraid to look at the dow. How did they do in the last hour?

how will they crash with infinite QE BRR BRRR BRRR

stonks literally only go up you dumb bobofags

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Keep cucking yourself, be my guest
Priced in

>people stronk!! people go to work!!
>stonks +1000000%

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Stimulus passes tonight. Buy the following:
Disney
Royal Caribbean
MGM
AMC

Nothing else matters

Whoop whoop
Switching out this UDOW for CPB

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Gotta play it both ways, it's not going to drop all at once because the fed is a double nigger

you did, just take the loss now.

>Ackman turned a few millions to billions in a week

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post yfw J-shaped recovery

kek based

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Shut up nigger wait for tomorrow

based trump

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yo SAME

this is the cause of the bubble, the markets are pricing in Trump's "open by Easter" meme

reality is mass deaths by easter

I'm done with fucking stonks bros, and I only started on monday. Why can I never succeed at anything in life. I didn't expect to make millions, but to short the exact fucking bottom of the market is just incredible.

>SEC?

HOW SHOULD I SPLIT MY 10K OVER THE COMING MONTHS. I WANNA FUCKING BUYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

this sniveling bitch boy played everyone with his sob story interview

Bump
Help

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r*ddit fell for his act lmao

It's still going to go down you fucking retard

There's better individual companies to buy.

Low/no debt companies bounce back best after market crashes.

>cries to shut it down for cheapies
>gets insider info that itll rebound
>goes all in
hes such a scumbag its admirable

So this is modern anime. I missed absolutely nothing good then.

LOCK HIM UP

don't be so salty bobobro, I was trading SDOW and SQQQ just two weeks ago.

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It was all an act to poop-and-scoop.

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He bought a shit ton before he picked up the phone and sperged out

A lot of the Bill Ackman types are picking up bonds as well. Some sweet deals there

>The Dow has retraced 30% of COVID-19 selloff in 2 days

Imagine all the people swarming to shops and churches en mass on Easter. Its literally over

m-momma

This is your problem. You're SURE this was the bottom.
Now you're gonna quit and be angry when you realize the truth in 1-2 weeks.

>buy puts
>lose money
>buy calls
>lose money

Time to double down pussy

MY FUCKING PUTS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I've succeded at stock multiple times, but i'm a degenerate that has to double down and once against i'm at breakeven.

byebye

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Proof of Priced in
Nothing to worry about now

Buy CZR puts RIGHT NOW!

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WHY IS THE MARKET RALLYING ON MY DAYS OFF?
FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

I hope you zoomers bought plenty of $FANG

>switches sold out everywhere
>animal crossing selling like mad
>price gouged switches at 1.5x price are the cheapest option
>nintendo is down on a bright green day
truly the market is a rational and efficient distributor of funds

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Look for lowest % droppers. Not holding these long term. They just have the most to offer on good news days.

Put it all in Kohl’s

holy shit @ citibank being a based perma bear

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ITS DIPPING BULLFAGS

KTOS, MSFT, TSLA (at or below $500), LMT, RTN, BAM.A, LDOS, SOXL

500/month in a few ETF index

If you see headlines of MARKET TANKS 10%. Maybe yolo a couple of grand. But stick the DCA schedule

>2 1/2 days of stocks and youre done
what a pussy ass bitch made nigga. never come back to this thread again

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>stonks
You were never gonna make it if you use redditspeak, anyway

Lol no this is a hentai artist, not an anime. Anime hasn't had tiddies like those for years

just woke up, is the fed pumping again?

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THIS IS IT BEARBROS
WE'VE WON
SQQQ WILL NEVER STOP GOING UP FROM HERE

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checked. Anus prepped

Priced in blacknigger

Fucking PLAY
I bought in at like $17 with the expectation of it going up, now I get to hold bags until next week ... or year

They should probably look into it, BUT.. it's pretty damn based if you ask me

MSFT, LMT, SOXL: based
RTN: don't see the point but ok
the rest: cringe

It's an inverse market now. Good shit means red, bad shit means green. Do that and you should be good user.

>just started traded
>immediately starts shorting

lol, deserved

PRINCE CHARLES HAS CORONA!!!! SELL ALL QURAN HOLDINGS!!!!

The fed has been pumping infinite money since Monday. Unironically

The UK, Italy and Indian markets all had a green day after their lockdowns were announced

B I B L I C A L

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I wouldnt trust what goldman sachs says at all. They predict 2.25 million, the real unemployment will be higher, markets tank, they profit from their short positions.