Any alternatives do Degiro for someone in the UK as they don't accept my bank
Robert Perez
what does xerox offer to remote work? dont they make most their money from big expensive copiers and toner for corporate offices?
im buying groceries like kroger
Brandon Howard
be careful not to ask any specific questions about how anything works because then people become self-aware that they actually know nothing
the only way to learn is to click randomly on the screen, and your dopamine will reward you when you click correctly and make money
Jack Rivera
If SQQQ gets back up to $22 EOD I'll sell and buy again tomorrow.
Lincoln Lopez
that could be worth $300 someday!
Austin Hughes
>be wagie >get some extra cash >ask /smg/ for blue chip stocks >literally buy 5-10 shares of each with no research >next day, up about $200 >today, up about $100
is investing this easy? what do I do if my portfolio isn't beating the S&P500 though, why doesn't everyone just buy loads of that SPY ETF?
Every single one of them needs to get out, make their speech, and get their media snippet for their upcoming re-election campaigns. Fuck the voter, they have to keep their jobs by grandstanding.
Ayden Cook
KIKES PUTTING UP A BIG FIGHT TO HOLD OFF 22000
Adam Barnes
Any amount is a good amount. You can do it fren I believe in you.
Connor Thompson
>SDOW
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Henry Adams
Robinhood is my favorite video game!
Tyler Reyes
This is the biggest dead cat bounce I've seen. When the SPY gets back below 230, the panic will be glorious.
Ayden Bailey
I don't really see this being over... I'm gonna hold on to my cash for a month.
Xavier Ross
I will unironically be voting for senile pedophile Joe Biden because zion don faggot piece of shit cost me money yesterday. Fuck the fednigger """"""""""""economy"""""""""", this game is RIGGED, the only thing that matters is that I make money without actually getting a j*b. I don't care who the democratic candidate is or what his ideas are, I don't even really care about how their presidency will affect the market, I just never want to see this orange nigger again after he made me lose 9% of my investment on SQQQ.
>imagine unironically thinking your smarter than the harvard graduated hedge fund jews that manipulate stocks
Wyatt Morgan
thanks, i think there's big cash to be made in airlines, but im waiting for the big crash, i know this boeing pump is a meme
Brayden Young
lol what is volume
Christopher Anderson
happening canceled we're in a dip buying frenzy, even if it drops it again it will have been pushed up so high the drop will be nothing
Caleb Harris
Cramer is one of us who somehow managed to get a job doing his spergouts on television instead of a tibetan finger-puppet forum.
John Johnson
Got 200 @ $28 before the big green meme yesterday and the government's panic stimulus/repo/interest change combined with Trump's "Open America by Easter :^)" bullshit is going to whiplash hard. Americans arent used to their president lying to them.
Sebastian Edwards
this is just shorts covering... no return to work... no buy
Robert Peterson
Kinda, but I know his trust has been buying some shit. I don’t know WHAT they’re buying and how much. Dumped Citigroup on the pump tho.
Anybody know when jobless claims come out tomorrow?
Robert Stewart
The entire market is a meme
Benjamin Robinson
>Americans arent used to their president lying to them oh, sweet summer child
Ryan Miller
FELLOW BALOO'S, HOLD
IT'S SIMPLE BEAR NECESSITIES TO HOLD DURING A PUMP
Hudson Watson
I can still hold for a bit more but I'm sweating bullets here bearbros. Did we really get too cocky?
Isaac Johnson
I put 6k into my retirement account as SWPPX (schwab's mutual fund for the S&P) about a week ago so I'm probably even now, but also 2k into various SPY puts for the dopamine rush, if it never crashes then I just keep the recovery gains on the mutual fund, if it crashes then I cash out the puts and dump more into cheap SWPPX
Dominic Russell
>tfw +buy a bunch of random blue chips and go for walk and make $300.00 before I get back.
