Who else Team Landlord here and having to deal with their mutts talking about not paying? I've used this as an opportunity to kick out some tenants that were already behind as a warning to the others, any law fag know if I can just throw this stuff away or how long I have to leave it on the curb?
Who else Team Landlord here and having to deal with their mutts talking about not paying...
>team landlord
you really don't like the idea of keeping your head attached to your neck, do you
absolutely based. Let them swell the ranks of the destitute homeless, there are more mutts with paychecks who are willing to pay to live in your shoebox. Use a management company to remove the hassle of dealing with the plebs and avoid exposing your neck, expenses are tax deductible anyway.
Waiting on banks to start foreclosing on homes to buy up some properties. Those who position themselves to take advantage of this crisis will come out on top. Times of crisis are always an opportunity for the ambitions to claw themselves to the top of the pile.
> you really don't like the idea of keeping your head attached to your neck, do you
Make a few extra buck selling some of their shit on Craigslist. The rest is donated to Goodwill and used as a tax deduction. I am always a bit surprised as to what my former tenants abandon when it time to leave. I guess if they knew the value of things they wouldn’t be poor fags.
*chop chop*
Shut up faggot men are talking
Until then, pay up
>A commie thinks he’s threatening
> *chop chop*
keep talking while you still have mouths
scum of the Earth, killing people like you will be a massive boon to society
More like lynched team xD
In my state you have to take someone to court to evict, you cant just change the locks and dump their shit out that is highly illegal
Great homeless uprising
Runs me over with a stolen shopping cart
Still homeless
Can you show me which one?
What states are not like that?
You know there are other ways to pay rent. You could just have your girl come suck my cock for half or let me fuck her for rent if she's hot, or give me 2 ounces of weed.
larp
Im on team landlord cause my parents are landlords
Go team
I live in CT
all landlords are filth
scum of the fucking earth. slumlords like you that don't value the people literally making you a living are better off dead
>Himmler
SIEG
>keep talking while you still have mouths
>scum of the Earth, killing people like you will be a massive boon to society
what state are you in?
I'll file you under "worse New Jersey"
michigan
Even when I was making $15 an hour I still had an emergency fund for 6 months. The only kind of person that could not keep obligations on payments is the one who lied about his income when he signed the rent agreement.
literally kill all landlords. I’ll volunteer to work the firing squads
>*Current* tenants
I hope you hear the thwack of leather polishing blade in your nightmares, heebdemons
> literally kill all landlords. I’ll volunteer to work the firing squads
old dude has to take you to court then if he wants you out, which i'm sure will be full coming the 7th of April. I go as far to say you could probably get two free months hahaha
The ultimate chad NEET aint paying ur shit vs the virgin wannabe jew landlord
Most of the people renting and living paycheck to paycheck are subhuman chaff. They are from the lineage of slaves and serfs. Where is the evil in using an oxen to plow your fields? In replacing it when it grows lame?
Either you are on top or you are on the bottom.
Heard an NPR segment the other day where they were having people call in with personal finance issues getting out of hand because of corona
One guy calls in, says he was 'returning from vacation' when he got teleconferenced that he was getting laid off.
At first I figured vacation could be generally speaking and that he was just taking time off.
But then it hit me that from his other details that he was a corporate guy and most likely on an actual vacation, he was 2 weeks and was positive he would not be able to pay his bills within the month...
How do you go on a vacation knowing you're 1 to 2 paychecks from being fucked? I get time off, sure, but an actual vacation?
Sure, I got mine, but I made sure I also stashed away a savings that I won't touch for shit like this when it happens.
>evicting someone during a global pandemic
nice larp OP
anyone with a brain is giving a grace period to avoid social backlash and potential lawsuits
plus most major cities have super strong tenant laws it takes months of non payment to even try to evict someone and then up to a year to actual get them out
but really though cool larp
Or be like me and old dude will kick your ass out, collect a few months of rent, and your poor ass can't even pay for an attorney or file a legal action. What's your claim anyway? I broke my contract because of the flu? HAHAHAHA
But it will nevertheless come to that will it.
You folks can’t even get out of bed long enough to
vote for Bernie. Face it, we own you.
These super strong laws are the reason you need to give notices early as possible. The sooner the process is started the sooner you can’t get the bum evicted if it comes to that. Usually you can make a deal in court and when you break it you now had lied to a judge. Meanwhile you are making it harder for you to find someone else who will rent to you.
Cute LARP, renter
Sure thing. But until then pay up, worm.
People who hate landlords are usually the same people who dont know how to pay bills in a timely manner, why should a landlord suffer because you are a retardo that dosent understand payin bills on time? You fucking knobheads deserve poverty.
> landlordism is feudalism 2.0
i mean you're right, but this is a reason to be against it.
people who hate landlord are usually college students who are coping with making no money from their epic marx studies
landlords bitch they can't pay their bills without renters all the time lol.
Feudalism is a good thing
okay my dude, enjoy your monopoly class
"Im going to be an artist!" fuck sakes, dont hate the player...hate the game. fuddlesticks
I'm on team landlord because I don't pay rent I live for free.
anyways, you're a retard for choosing to rent over paying a mortgage because at least with the mortgage you eventually own the place.
Rent collected go into dividend paying stocks
Look forward to a day when I live off of nothing but dividends and I let my rentals sit vacant until I sell them for double what I paid for them.
Rent fags seethe
I don't get why retards want to be niggers about paying rent. Do people really think it's okay to live somewhere for free?
>landlord
>man
Pick one
Gas the kikes
Based and no(you)pilled
total larp
almost everywhere in the western world there are halts on eviction procedures due to the chinese bat aids, not to mention that the courts will be backlogged
and if you own RE in a third world shithole it isn't even yours you live and die at the merci of the local corrupt police force/judge
that said considering it is mentioned several times here feudalism is really a step up from the current situation, it is how it happened in reality
renters couldn't earn enough real money to pay landlords in roman cities so they moved to self sufficient estates in the countryside, urban landlords got rekt cause they still had to pay landtax to the roman government
in feudalism you can get a house and land to farm and have to donate some days per year in labor to your lord, there is always work to do and you can't get laid of, our current situation is much worse than medieval feudalism
we are probably going to see a repeat of this scenario where the now worthless cities will be abandoned for a live of substinence agriculture
>you really don't like the idea of keeping your head attached to your neck, do you
Tldr plz, I read the first couple lines, you sounds like the kind of person that will be homeless this time next week
where i live it takes 6 months to evict someone under normal circumstances, crazy renter protection laws
so no i am not particularly worried
also social security with bat aids premium covers quite a lot
its actually not that easy getting a job at mcdonalds if you're not mexican or black depending on where you live