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haha money printer go BRRR

Fuck kikes and politicians and wall street

It continues, because fuck future generations.

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Why did it suddenly go red this morning?

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bongs

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It's okay bobos don't kill yourselves yet we're still going up

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Are we ending green today? After a 10% day???

-3000 tomorrow cap this

penis

Senate is voting on the bill. live on youtube bois

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Bobros Jerome and his moon-sized printer is coming after you, you can not stand such firepower ,surrender or run away

new guy here again. if I keep it up at this rate I might be able to retire sooner than I originally thought

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if the dollar inflates, then shouldn't stocks inflate as well? Or am i a brainlet?

Holding SPXS 22.88 and SQQQ 25.11
This thing is going to crash right
I’m not holding a bag of shit right

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Senate is guaranteed to pass it, it's the House you want to watch.

Anons, how does inflation affect the US currency when it's the world reserve? How does it affect others?

the bear will always laugh in the end

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An SQQQ holder user. I am about to kill myself now after saying earlier I was alright holding. I should of sold at the minor loss, my god I am dying save me. I need hopium, please for the love of god my half stack SQQQ and all my shorts. Please tell me it will be alright.

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ITS NOT FAIR FUCK THIS CLOWN MARKET AND THE GOVERNMENT WITH THEIR ARTIFICIAL PUMPS

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I bought in at 24 and got out at 23.80 this morning. Save yourself before it's worthless bro.

It's only green because of Boeing stock buybacks

not really new thread but everyone laugh at this user pls

Whoever told me to sell Boeing on monday, fuck you.

Some idiots thought corona is bad for business.

money that goes for gibs doesn't flow into the stock market

Either sense pans out or I expatriate to the Dominican Republic. Win-win.

sell immediately. dont get greedy.

Who knows, just hold and ride this shitshow market to whatever end awaits. It doesn't even matter anymore.

YO WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT WE WEREN'T EVEN CLOSE TO THE BOTTOM FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK I DIDN'T BUY SHIT YET

thread meme
youtube.com/watch?v=W4VTq0sa9yg
>it feels like stealing money

hold the line SQQQ friend

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so wait when exactly should I buy my VTSAX and hold?

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it's over

When should I drop 50k in stonks? Wait to see if we get a bigger drop in April or just go all in now?

ARE WE AT THE BOTTOM OR NOT

IS IT TIME TO BUY?

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>SPY going vertical
They can't keep getting away with this

Just don’t sell low. It’ll go down. There’s no way this is over yet.

Set a limit and ignore the market for the day.

Don't worry about it fren

Tomorrow is going to be fucking wild
I can't wait

Well it just happened, I don't really know what you meant by
>volume

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Other user is right, take your gains. Put $10k into something safe (blue chip stonks, treasuries, whatever) and go back to gambling with the other 5k

OOOOO

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ahem*
SINCE THE STIMULUS IS ALREADY PRICED IN IT NO LONGER MATTERS!
PREPARE FOR THE DROP WHEN THE JOBS REPORT IS RELEASED!

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When do they announce employment?

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it means we just rejected 250 because this is a fake rally on no volume

I'm currently HODLing SPXS fren. Hold me.

no this is a dead cat bounce

we are going back to ATH tomorrow, cap this and checkem

The House isn't in session and Pelosi can enact a consensus without an actual vote to send it to the President.

When we hit bottom. Did we already hit it or is it coming up? We just. Don't. Know.

Implying the jobless claims aren't already baked into the cake.

Stock market will take another dump when the USA starts to look like northern Italy. Such a scenario is inevitable in New York and some places of CA.

If it doesn't plummet again with tens of thousands of Americans dead, then it's not worth buying VTSAX since it means we are still in a bubble and it still going to pop eventuallt.

HOLD THE LINE WAIT FOR THURSDAY
But damn I'm glad I only got in at 22.71, it's not too late.

I appreciate them including the market 24 hr clock.

Please...make it stop..I'm fine with a -25%

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Brookfield is STILL mooning

It's offset almost half my SDOW losses

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What’s the number then?

I bought this morning user.

The time to buy was monday.
Goverent is about to announce stimulus and bail outs and trumpbux.

What does this doji mean with an RSI above 70? Asking for a friend.
I feel better about my puts now because you consistently lose money. Every time I see you take the same position as me, I immediately cut my losses or inverse you. It hasn't failed me yet.

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I would unironically live in those log cabins. Looks comfy as hell.

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this particular bobo triggers me so hard, there's a retard in /plg/ on Yas Forums that uses it to troll every single day (he's posted his copypasta ~700 days in a row so far)

30k end of week

>SPY mooning like crazy
>BA slumping

FUCK YOU

The economy was made by men. The stocks market was made by men. The corona virus was made by men. Now tell me why do you expect it to be "natural"?
Greed and madness are natural to man.

I just bought two more SDOW. If it doesn't crash, I'm taking losses anyways. If it does crash, I'm just daily cost averaging.

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reminder that prior to 2020/corona bears were the most delusional people in this general barely beating out LCIguy "LCI to $15"

Bears are having their moment of gains but remember to always dial back on what you are told by a bear. When they say the bottom is in months, expect a week max.

A broken clock is right twice a day, and thats exactly whats going on with bears right now, they are delusional as fuck and you are better off not listening to them. They are wrong 98% of the time but they 2% of the time they are correct they make large gains and proceed to waste them by overplaying their hands.

Let's see paul allens dubs

WE ARE GOING TO MAKE IT
JUST PLAY VIDEOGAMES OR SOMETHING DONT WATCH BRO DONT WATCH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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kek, what's his copypasta say?

All the talking heads on CNBC are fellating themselves.

How do I make money off of Greece?

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Will you retards STOP asking "what the fuck is going on??" in every /smg/ thread? You missed the bottom okay and everyone called it so it's your fault that you didn't scoop some cheapies. Move the fuck on and BUY.

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I can't user. I'm scared.

>prior to the bear market, bears were wrong

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more and more cities are going exponential so youre not wrong
NYC and west coast are chinktowns so they exploded first, but it keeps fucking spreading despite the 'shelter in place'

This is still way too high for me to buy anything, if that was the bottom I guess I’m going to miss out

At what time will the jobless report come out?

Nobody missed the bottom, we haven't seen it yet kek.

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we suspect he's some chinese manlet in vancouver so he's probably been coofing too much to post it consistently for the last few days

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I'm holding SQQQ and added some VXX @$50, I'm not selling until after the stimulus package though so you've still got time to get out.

I finally understand why they call them stock BROKErs.

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EZ day boys. chilling the rest of the week then buying dat gold

>you can only be a permabear or a permabull
i take it you're a permabull

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this is just the last, most desperate pump they can pull before the real bottom

>bears were delusions
>turns out bears weren't delusional
>dial back on what you are told by bears

these are the people giving you advice Yas Forums

i sold yesterday at lunch and the FOMO is KILLING ME AHHHHHHHHH

Yes everything is back to normal already it's okay buy back in haha

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I don't feel so good...

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I don't have any bear positions (other than sitting mostly in cash), but I think regardless of what things look like now, if the coronavirus does spread as widely as predicted and puts anywhere close to 20% of cases in the hospital as reported, then stocks are going to go down. There's no two ways about it.

C O P E

NOOOOOO NOT FIFTY DOLLARS

>holding inverse ETFs until after the stimulus
why?

I mean, this morning was still pretty cheap too.
People need to understand: You are still buying incredibly cheap. Boeing alone is about to turn over insane profit.

My BNS Puts went down like 50% and the stock moved up 20% in the last 2 days. Can I recover if the put is for June?

F

>hey guys unemployment numbers will be record high, whats one more day to vote on this bill

Damn we rejected so hard we went up, weird

"the bottom"

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Thank you for advocating the market clock
Based brookfield shill, I love the company, hope it dips so I can load.

I FEEL LIKE A BERNIE BRO DONATING JUST BEFORE THE CONVENTION AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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You're going to get burned, user. If you're up, take your profits when you can.

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>implying they aren't trying to inject stim bump at the same time as jobless fall to crab it

Bros...

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The vote is going to be used to distract people from the unemployment count.

>Yesterday slept like shit
>Buy some stock early in the day that looked like it might go up, was ready to sell the moment it went down just in case
>Accidentally hit an extra "0" in my purchase and buy 1000 shares instead of 100
>Don't even notice it because lol sleep deprivation
>Dump almost my entire account into one stock on accident
>Manage to pull out with minimal losses but the funds still haven't cleared
>Could tell that today was gonna be another bounce and could have traded so much more, instead have almost nothing to work with

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If I miss the bottom, I will just re-deploy my cash into increasingly risky and speculative investments in order to re-coup the missed gains from the broader market.

>will be priced in
hell, even a nuclear bomb being thrown on nyc will be priced in

>Buying gold
Good luck, fren

Should tomorrow bring Royal Caribbean down a bit? I probably deserve this for actually being greedy enough to expect it to go below $20

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Dios mio...

I fucked up and accidentally bought $100 puts against BA expiring Friday, lost $15 selling them back immediately.

I bought a $100 put against BA expiring Apr 24, now THAT'S free money.

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Buy the rumor, sell the news. Everybody already anticipates a stimulus bill.

why aren't you using the 4 hour candles you dolt

Do you think I should hodl or take profit? I'm in at $52 and with this much volatility in the market even solid companies like Brookfield are trading like shitcoins.

lmao

What wishful thinking

lifting for you today bro. Hope shit turns around

HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU BE SO SHIT

>RESTRICTIONS ON DIVIDENDS FOR ANY COMPANIES THAT TAKE SUPPORT

Super majors announced no dividend cut and are performing well... I don’t think they have the Great Depression 2.0 priced in yet, should I take my gains?

>s&p500 back way above dec 2018
crisis over. that was the bottom.
some shitty flu proved to be nothingburger

>no dividend payouts allowed when companies are taking out emergency loans
dividend friends BTFO

Don't refer to bulls and bears like it's football with tribalist sets of fans who never, ever consider changing their allegiance. The idea of being emotionally attached to, or feeling some kind of solidarity in posting cartoon animals and being a 'permabear/bull' is fucking crazy shit

thats my feel i bought the first drop dropped half my money into it and hopefuly this micro drop wasnt the 2nd drop that i will miss because i was tooo afraid to see another 50% in the red but we will se

say it with me anons: just a ___

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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sqqq bros, I'm scared...

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recession

That's the most idiotic thing I've ever heard. There's no point in holding stocks if there are no dividends. Dividends are the only real returns offered by stocks. If there are no dividend, stocks are literally just worthless paper certificates that you hope to dump on a bigger sucker.

trap?

>we’re in a bubble until the market goes to $0
cope

Ah yes, its nothing but motherfucking green around here

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Love me some bat I do

>+1000

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>made 2 grand yesterday
>another grand today
Just another one to go, and then I'll have made up my corona-chan losses.

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>In light of the shift to an ample reserves regime, the Board has reduced reserve requirement ratios to zero percent effective on Thursday, March 26

federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/monetary20200315b.htm

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>bought and am intending to hold positions on a lot of stocks that took a dive like Dis, MGM, KO, etc. for months if not a year
>have a bunch of SQQQ that will pop into money fountains by Friday
In my head, I am a bearbro. But my heart, a bullcuck, likes seeing the green right now on my long holds.

you ARE in position for the rocket, right?

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bull being prepped

I should've bought puts

I'm liking these current highs. Time to sell sell sell

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>He bought Puts
>He didn't buy the dips
>He didn't buy the bottom

Prep the fucking bull bearcucks.

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corona-chan numbers coming in. positive cases up bigly. hold on to your fucking socks

god, i want to fiscally stimulate her balance sheet

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How do I invest I just looked at graphs for a month and money hasnt appear
This question isnt about "when should I buy/sell" its about where do I buy stocks

What else is new?

you're talking about the SDOW rocket, right?

Remeber yesterday when niggers on hear were like >muh Goldman Sachs
.>muh crab harmonics >muy Futures are down
Motherfucker that was fun taking your money.
I just want ONE of you honorable losers to step up and own your shitty predictions like a man. JUST ONE.

why do women try to be "independent" while at the same time are obviously just fucktoys vying for male attention?

first time theres been two consecutive green days since feb 21
>her

Normies boycotting bailed out comapanies when?

hehehehahahohohahaho

Did you try reading the OP you fucking moron?

can you post every trade you make from now on so I can do the exact opposite?

If you buy now you're guaranteed to make money in a few years

>her

doesn't matter today

I'm in the opposite boat, I have a bunch of shorts that I'm stressing hard over, but am mildly comforted by my green Brookfield and Kratos

Except Pfizer, fuck you Pfizer, I sold that bitch ass never green fag stock

Did I miss the bottom?

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The only thing you should ever sell are options.

I'll save this for Friday. :)

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buy puts now retard

Fucking retard it's literally the first link

I SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT THE BOEING CALL AT 120 AAAAAAAA

is it a dumb move to buy stocks of competing companies? AMD and Intel for example

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This is so tiresome. I finally jump back into put options and the market is pumping like nothing. So when do we finally get a recession or depression? No way I'm buying stocks for a high price especially whem it's been pumping for 10+ years.

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Fuck I wish I had more money to but spy puts.

I hope someone took my advice and stocked up on ODP.

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Maybe buying puts when it tops 200?

Just sold my CCL and bought some SQQQ. Don't let me down, bearniggas.

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I ALREADY TOOK YOUR MONEY YOU DUMB FUCK. THE GAME IS OVER. YOU ALREADY LOST. FRIDAY IS IRRELEVANT YOU DUMB NIGGER.

Same reason dudes do the same shit. It's all to sell their sex to the opposite.

Asian girls aren't the same as western roasties, dude.

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Only for SQQQ

>Whoever told me to sell Boeing on monday, fuck you.

user, are you the guy who bought in at $101?

Why the hell is stuff actually going up if nothing is good news or actually finalized?