How can all these wagies work from home?

you aint seen nothing yet.. most of these faggots can't hack it and will get fired or made redundant within a month.. or the companies will just fail
t.WFH 10+ years

software developer.. my life hasn't changed at all.

>ordered a prostitute
>she works from home

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they will get cabin fever and lose it within 2-3 weeks
>t. WFH for 8 years

>based boomer parents think it’s a conspiracy:
m.youtube.com/watch?v=jfx7PnMtCeY

How do you avoid slacking off?

Routine, it doesn’t matter if you dont feel like working anymore than it matters if u feel like brushing your teeth.

You just do it because you’re supposed to

ive been self employed for 8 years, its simple: if you dont work you dont eat so you just do what you gotta do. most wagies have no idea what real life outside of their corporate world is like, theyre so used to suckling on big corpos tittys. fun fact: I actually wanted to get a real job again but got boned by the travel restrictions so now Im forced to WFH again

I can draft my AutoCAD drawings from home while the less educated have to actually do the labor

It's pretty comfy. I feel more focused and relaxed now that I don't need to meddle with dumb workplace politics or the worry that my peers constantly are checking in on me.

The only major thing that has changed for my job, is that I have to message people over whatsapp instead of walking directly to their cubicle.

I try to be diligent and productive to prove that this method works, but I'm sure they'll send us back to the office as soon as they ensure they won't get sued for risking their workers health.

What do you guys do?

marketingfag

>bragging about being a CAD monkey
kek
>t. principal architect

im an accountant

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Damn. You got me (pic)

I was in the same boat a few weeks ago, had just decided after a year of self-employment that I wanted a physical job, but along came corona.

I will be mocked, but I'm a successful online voice actor.

Its not the most reliable money but its been working for me. I don't encourage others to do the same

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If you can work from home your job is useless

hy cr1tickal

does he actually get voiceover jobs? I've only heard him meme about it in passing

Programmer myself, my wife does risk assessment at a bank.
Like 90% of desk jobs can be done from home.

i produced 400k in revenue for my clients last year, money that is directly paying wagies salaries
keep coping

As you already worked remotely or your employer is retarded?

Wear pants

I do webdev, I already worked from home so nothing changed, I just watched the world collapse from my window

imagine not being able to work in your underwear. what kind of faggot shit is that?

I'm in art/video/audio, even the developers on our team that normally do everything in office just needed an hour to make sure everything that needed a vpn was working alright.

what is a marketer, what is an accountant, ceo, director, someone that delegates tasks, engineering, etc... keep coping

I didn't say you can't. He asked what helps you from slacking. Dressing like you normally would for work has a psychological effect.

>accountant

What kind? The mickey mouse kind or the real value adding accountant?

FP&A analyst here.

thats the kind of faggotry I am talking about. just realise you hate your job. no clothing will help with that.

GODDAMNITFUCK IT'S FUCKING 12 YEARS IF NOT MORE AND I'M STILL.FUCKING LOSINGBJRUEUU NRHEUHEEBRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the irony

>what is a marketer
I build sales campaigns that make my clients tons of money, which they then use to their other wagies to keep the machine running. the businesses I serve literally wouldnt exist if it wasnt for the service I provide because in this business sales is everything.
I pay an accountant to do all my bookkeeping shit and deal with my countrys insane tax collectors. my small business literally wouldnt exist if it wasnt for a good account.
its called providing value to the economy.
you sound pretty butthurt that some people get to work from home, maybe you should have learned some more valuable skills

Dude plays connect the dots all day

Neet here, how do I get a job like this? I'd have to move to a big city, right?

The one that makes sure the bills are paid, invoices go out, collections come in, the cash flow is steady, and the previous month's books are closed on time. It's a small tech company.

Is that "real" enough?

I am actually really really worried about how this is blurring the lines between work and home. If you work from home and are always at home, you're always at work. And a lot of bosses are acting like that. No more nights off, no more weekends off, you just work around the clock now.

My boomer bosses have no idea what I do anyways, cant do anything IT related and generally don't care as long as it all gets done by certain time periods so I work hard and then slack off and hope they don't get wise enough to spy on me.

Faggot

Lmao, an excel monkey role basically. Fucking mickey mouse accountants man. They are so boring and devoid of any personality and emotion. Kill yourself.

What does a real accountant do?

Cook books nigger

Plenty of STEM people can work from home too. You’re just a retarded NEET.

I’m a corporate tax analyst.

Is the financial voice of the company. They provide solutions not problems. They offer expertise on how to turn out challenging downturns. They can guide their business partner in proper planning for the future.

They dont sit in a cubicle posting journals everyday. Thats mickey mouse accounting.

imao says the "analyst". I make sure the $14 million company actually functions day to day, if I ghosted this company they would be absolutely fucked for months or longer as I hold so many critical roles that I have "streamlined" to require myself in some capacity or it all goes to shit; what do you do besides report to some boomer faggot with your shitty "projections" and models day to day? Very replaceable.

Exactly my job. I literally print out excel files and scan them into a pdf to send to other people.

I'm a pensions administrator, I smoke a big joint every morning and then get paid to tell fund managers to sell xxxx from xxxx for 7 hours a day from the comfort of my battlestation.

Power distribution engineer actually
Get paid electrical engineer money to do cad monkey work. Could not be any luckier

>$14 million

Lmao. I help my business partner make financial decision on projects of that size on a daily basis.

We make £2bn a year of revenue and I am in control of what profits we generate.

Seriously I was doing the stuff you are listing 5 years ago when I first started in the accounting world. Its soulless and utterly draining

>I literally print out excel files and scan them into a pdf
What the fuck, why don't you just do Save as PDF from the print options in Excel?

Income is income man. Wishing you the best. Cheers.

>£2bn

Ah I see just another piece of eurotrash. Carry on. No insult could ever possibly beat being a Bong so I'm stopping here.

what???? you can export excel directly to pdf with 2 fucking clicks????? how is this even real life

What industry?

Sales Chad here and work from home regularly.

Sold $4M of product last year, and being a former engineer, project manager, site support specialist for the business I can backfill any departments shortages in a pinch if need be. Manager loves me personally and said I am her best employee with the best attitude.

The World will literally be end times before they let me go. Comfy as fuck now. Currently finishing a shit ton of home renovations now since I am home all the time and fucking my wife nigh continuously.

But keep telling yourself "sales makes me uncomfortable" wagie when the reapers scythe comes in the next two weeks.

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You’re a nigger I don’t even remember the last time I lost FUCK

I write software for automating call centers and I wfh. Sorry wagies, but business profits come first :^)