The dump has already been priced in so it is crab time
Colton Roberts
I have a feeling the Dow is going to nosedive real bad, real soon. SARS-CoV-2 has an incubation period of like 2 weeks. People are gonna die all at once and it's going to be an Italy style situation, especially because we've done no fucking testing, like in Korea and Singapore. The markets are gonna plummet to the point that Black Monday and Thursday will look like a flesh wound. Wait for that overnight spike in deaths, then buy that dip.
David Lee
Do I buy an option at the ask or put it at the mid and hope some cuck bites?
Colton Howard
Nobody knows, literal clown market at this point. Probably pump because apparently the extinction of the human race would somehow be priced in at this point.
I can't fucking take it anymore. -50 fucking percent on EVERYTHING. I sold all my puts at and bought calls today. Can't sell until tomorrow but it's looking green
Crossposting. Good questions. I reckon there's about a 50/50 chance. But given that everyone is more or less gone at the moment. Thursday or friday at the latest. It could happen as early as late this afternoon. Citigroup is good. It's assisting with a few IPOs and it's not leveraged in CDOs like some other banks. It'll keep kind of iffy but it won't hit the lows seen earlier last week...
YOU TOLD ME TSLA WOULD FREEFALL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>limiting testing only to severe cases >MASSIVE UNDERCOUNTING What this really means is that there are countless people out there who got the virus but they just coofed for a week and got over it and the world will never know because they were never tested, so "the science" makes it look super duper scary becuase it has this huge fatality rate among those who actually were tested. The whole western world is run by people who can't understand elementary statistics.
Oliver Collins
Your quads are telling me you have a guardian angel and will be saved by a massive dump
Yeah... I'm sweating I keep hearing "jobs numbers gonna kill market" but it must be quite baked in since goldman's projection last week. And when SO MANY retards betting on one thing that's been known for a week and already had a major impact on the market...
can you please post every trade you make from now on?
David Cruz
I'm not selling my puts, basically no point now. Just buying calls. If this garbage is going to kep pumping for no reason i'm going to capture SOME value out of it
Gavin Bailey
WHAT ARE YOU STUPID YOU DUMBASS BULL, THE BOTTOM ISNT FOR MONTHS, YOU CANT JUST BUY BEFORE THE BOTTOM UR SUPPOSED TO TIME THE MARKET YOU RETARDED BULL!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP FUCKING BUYING IDIOT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
fuck it I'm selling Pfizer and you should too >goes down on red days >does nothing on green days fuck you pfizer I'm selling out of spite, literally every single other stock went up yesterday except you
Parker Gonzalez
No, I only hold Haa-chama and Haa-chama derivatives.
Of course it's diversified. I've got SDOW, and SQQQ, and SPXS, and TVIX. Look at all this diversity, I can't wait for the market to get culturally enriched again.
Noah Harris
hodl strong I believe in u
Jordan Bailey
An extinct species
Xavier Scott
WHY IS THIS SHIT GOING UP
YOU KNOW THE ECONOMY IS FUCKED
WE ALL KNOW IT
WHY ELSE WOULD THE FED PUMP MONEY LIKE THERES NO FUCKING TOMORROW
except they last forever in a vacuum because nothing is there to decompose their protein shells
Charles Ross
The market doesn't need investors anymore apparently. Just the Fed.
Nathan Lee
If the numbers are right, the shelter in place thing might be working. From 3/23 to 3/24, infection went up by 11K On 3/24 the numbers only went up an additional 8K
ATM IV went up a bit while OTM IV dropped also good job on bac they were my first stock buy ever and i got in at $4.
Alexander Brown
Just closed my 5X Leverage position in Boeing at a profit of 4k. What should I invest in now? I’m thinking Facebook but another user suggested Microsoft.
>1.5 MILLION 1.5 MILLION >1.5 MILLION 1.5 MILLION >1.5 MILLION 1.5 MILLION >1.5 MILLION 1.5 MILLION >1.5 MILLION 1.5 MILLION >1.5 MILLION 1.5 MILLION >1.5 MILLION 1.5 MILLION >1.5 MILLION 1.5 MILLION
ITS BECAUSE RETARDS LIKE YOU THINK THE TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS THEY PRINTED IS ALREADY IN THE MARKET, IT TAKES TIME TO DISTRIBUTE FUCKING MONG
WHAT DID UR RETARDED ASS JUST THINK "DUUH 6 TRILLIONDOLLARS THEY MUST PUT IT IN ALL AT THE SAME TIME"
NO FUCKING DWEEB THEY PUT IT IN IN INCREMENTS U ARE LITERALLY A FUCKING RETARD EVERY DUMBASS RETARDED REDDIT BOBONIGGER IS A FUCKING CLOWN AND I HATE U ALL FUCKING BOBONIGGERS
BA is just going parabolic at this rate i'm gonna be ITM on my my $200 calls today
Ian Evans
he said wash your hands
im not kidding
Bentley Cruz
>WHY IS THIS SHIT GOING UP How many times do we have to tell you, we've hit bottom.
>YOU KNOW THE ECONOMY IS FUCKED It was already fucked even before this pandemic happened. This seems like a good restart and on the way for recovery. 0.003% of the population dies, mostly boomers, so what's the problem??
>WE ALL KNOW IT No, you don't.
>WHY ELSE WOULD THE FED PUMP MONEY LIKE THERES NO FUCKING TOMORROW There's no reason not to bailout some of the still-useful companies especially those that are supplying the defense.
>selling a divvy stock I’ve been buying more PFE. Gonna keep buying.
Angel Edwards
can any bear explain why 10 trillion dolares of inflation won't pump the market to ungodly highs?
Asher Price
its a long term pick me up, not used for actually projected price dumbfuck. If you play with options long enough you would understand.
Connor Hughes
Been watching infection2020.com/ simply because it collates the data in a way that's more useful for me to make a quick glance analysis and see how the overall curve is doing. If my numbers are off then that changes things a bit. Though this does suggest that it has slowed down the rate a bit as prior to that the numbers of new cases effectively doubled daily. Going from 500 to 1000 to 2000 to 4000 to 10000 to 20000 (As a model) so if it went from 10k to 11k then that's actually kind of good.
Nolan Taylor
Lockdown extending past Q2
Ian Wright
You just can't the government. I had to learn that the hard way
Juan Gray
Hold cash to short next big green candle
Ethan Brooks
When people can go back to work though that will mean there will be a massive jump on employment.
If the goverment can get people to that point and keep businesses afloat the market will retain faith in the system. I am fairly unconvinced by the notion that unemployment numbers will cause the market to react extremely negatively.
What matters is how investors faith in the market itself is.
All banks have, idk why. No one is taking out loans and there are many in danger of missing mortgage payments
Jose Jenkins
Man, the NASDAQ is weird. Now it's Red while the DOW and S&P are Green. A while ago it was Green while the other two were Red.
Carson Adams
What software is this? pls respond
James Harris
the bailout does not go directly into the stock market you moron
Aaron Martin
>bankrupt company that can't actually do anything succesful for fucking years >rejects any bailout that gives the government equity >senate gives boeing $17B anyways >stonks go up
>SDOW >SQQQ >SPXS What's the point of diversifying when you're gonna get fucked in the ass anyway.
Thomas Baker
that money is not printed to be injected straight into the stock market you idiot, they don't 'put it in in increments', you are spouting total bullshit and somehow convincing yourself you know what you're ranting about
Jacob Lee
RETARDED BOBONIGGERS
Luis Hughes
US bonds for this year are about to go negative, shits about to get wild
Oliver Edwards
well which currency will you buy instead?
Gabriel Diaz
It was literally just posted you mouth breathing faggot
Bentley Ross
Big selloff coming up tomorrow. The short squeeze + bull trap has ran out of gas.
Exactly, however government action plays a huge roll in confidence.
Asher King
capitulation when
David Johnson
Because we don't have the political will/balls to just declare a debt jubilee, instead we will fuck over creditors secretly by inflating the currency so bad that all debts are worthless.
Creditors will take massive losses which will be offset by the fed buying stocks for an eternal crab market, like all socialist countries do, until literally everyone in America is brown and it collapses.
Carson Cruz
I thought you faggots told me that the stocks are going to fall. What the fuck is going on?
Christian Barnes
its thinkorswim application from TD ameritrade. They are pretty based of a brokerage, and the software is as good as you are going to get.
Owen Clark
USA NUMBA WAN
Colton Perry
idk, could be right I'm using worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/us/ bear in mind that NY is now only testing people who are hospitalised, others may also have changed to this method
