Look at this dude oh nonononono

Look at this dude oh nonononono

*breaths in*

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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That looks like some healthy, sustainable growth. Time to buy Yas Forums, its definitely not too late and the market definitely wont crash anymore, the orange man told me so :^)

How is this even possible? Everything is closed until Easter which is a week or 2. Things are getting worse everyday and now you have more nothing burger Magatards saying it’s nothing because daddy trump says so. This is a quick fix to a already long term situation.

Literealy all rises in the past 2 weeks has been fed niggers bering and all of the dips are the normal market operating

It's just a matter of time till the fed can't keep up anymore and then we get chaos

JUST BUY THE DIP, BRO!

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>BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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It won't be Easter. State governors won't be loosening the rains until mid-late April earliest.

Honestly I missed my chance to buy dips since I was to fucking scared this shit was going to stay sub 20k for the next month.

IT'S LITERALLY CORPORATIONS DOING BUYBACKS WITH FREE FED MONEY

The market has no real buyers left.

It's "priced in" as a select group of retards like to say.

I was sarcastic, man.
This shit is tragic.
We just entered into a depression.
If i were you, i ll wait a bit.

This is a bull trap right?

Yas Forums really is filled with illiterate retards

nope, virus is priced in

Yo... does anyone have the source to a video where its the ohh no no laugh over some youtube trans pride video... lmk thanks.

>ironic post
I'm scared. pls don't joke.

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why? FED has infinite amount of cash

please explain to me what happens if the billionaires and big coprs do buy back their stock just to dump it again... Isn't this just proof of a market played by the super rich? but there's no way they can resuscitate it entirely right??

financial markets abhor uncertainty, they have a little more of an idea how this is gonna go down

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Go bankrupt
Fed gives you freedombux
You buy your stocks back
Price pumps
You sell your stocks again at the inflated price
Money is back to flowing again

Mania. Delusional speculators. Greed.

It’s an infinite cycle.
They sell, you buy
Pump
Sell
Buy back
...
Profit

>the city of OP

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that's a meme

>denial plastered all of this board
better fomo in low and repent your sins before your little amygdala will fomo in high

Based Bill ACKMAN

so you think people will buy back again?? the general seems to be it's gunna collapse hard.

why are we blowing bubbles at a time like this?

>How is this even possible?
Unironically BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Buy backs with BRRRRRRRRT money

haha green line go up whee

Never did I say they’re going to buy now. Anyone smart would have bought at the all time lows. It was literally stealing candy from a candy warehouse.

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHERE IS MY CRASH, 800 "PEOPLE" DIED. WHY WHY WHY

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forreealllll.
wtf... why pump. god dammit.
on the brightside if they pump sqqq and sdow will be so cheap.

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So we're past the bottom then? I'm really thinking of getting United Airlines but the was $20 and they're nearly $40 now. I missed the bottom.

This is the bearest of all bear markets right now. It's literally saying 'are you ready for the crash of a lifetime?' in stockspeak.

so do i long my shorts?

True but the stimulus will let them ride out the wave.

Of course. Afterall, orange nigger is looking out for me and not his jewish oligarch buddies ;D

It's possible because people with half a brain are starting to realize the "MILLIONS OF PEOPLE DEAD" are not a reality and even Italy is managing to flatten the curve, making the idea of a massive global long term crisis seem stupid.
People are also starting to realize the media is setting a panic tone, it's just unclear if it's intentional or not. They could just be that stupid.

based

it's their last chance to save their ass. this was needed to keep CEO's with liquid in their pockets.
They're not dumb enough to long this. That's why they've been quitting incessantly

It's going to go up again later this week when the stimulus package is passed. Sell after that, before it goes down again over the weekend when US cases pass China's. It'll go down another 5% after that and will probably start stably going up again after that. You're all dweebs.

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>even Italy is managing to flatten the curve
Not it hasn't

Trump saying back to work is bringing the market up more than the fed pumping money in. Airlines going up as well because more people flying due to the country opening back up.

Wait until the disease spreads and the case rate explodes. Then the REAL dip will happen.

Case rate being high is good, it means there's more testing available.

More like Down Jones

>stock market rebounds after trump proposes a blood sacrifice to the almighty dow
finance is the same as paganism

haha brrrrrrrr

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Blood for the Blood God!

I lived to see hardcore capitalists saying that they want the government to make the problem go away by printing more money.

>Big business looks to the gov for help and handouts during times of crisis
Wow how surprising who could possibly have seen that coming right?

P R I C E D
I N

The brrrrr is too powerful bear bros
give Corona your energy

I'm not talking about business. I'm talking about hardcore some believers I know

>rains

The actual IQ of biz in a post.

thissssssssssssss

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leddit

What are the odds it gets close to 29,000 again?

Non-existent

looks like were going back to the good old days

in 2023