/smg/ - Stock Market General Thread

God no please don't tell fujoshi how to invest. They'll ruin everything.

HAHAHAHAHA

GET FUCKED RETARDED BULLS

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IT

BEGINS

HOW ARE YOU NIGGERS LOSING MONEY RIGHT NOW THIS SHIT IS EASY AS FUCK

ARE YOU SWEATING "BULL"?

sorry bobros, you know how it is

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Also I'm trans if that matters

trillions

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It is too late, they're buying the dip.

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buying calls, fuck you bobos

THE PATTERN IS BACK BOYS
RED DAY TODAY
FRIDAY BLOODBATH CONFIRMED

Got into trading yesterday with $53 and am already losing. God am I stupid, impulse buying.

You don't lose money if you don't sell.

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Stop crabing and just drop already.

How do I short the royal family?

fucking kek

i feel you tho bro. hang in there. i am also a poorfag

Where my crab niggas at?!

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so bruhs
red day or green day?

Yeah I’m trying to get started with some cheapies, idk if I should wait for another bottom. Trying to hold long

Good job you fucking retard, you bought the top. You listened to the retarded bullniggers here, didn't you?
BUY HIGH
SELL LOW
FAGGOT

Is unemployment number coming out tomorrow

This just hold bro.

Tomorrow. Although they’re probably available at the state level already

Buy MRO now or wait? TELL ME QUICK

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disgusting boomer tranny

April 3rd. Passing the stimulus today.

bls.gov/schedule/news_release/empsit.htm

no, its crabbed for the last month

>DOW up 1%
>my DOW puts are also up

uuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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the dow jones has a market cap of 3 trillion, yet the fed pumps6 trilion? wtf

>EVERYTHING IS PRICED IN
t. Yas Forums

Corona is over bros... we going straight to 30k

Long Scotts

Thoughts on in this man?

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Jerome’s Magical Printing Money Machine~! ™

clown market

Any one selling off SQQQ right now

what are your plays?

Aaaahh I'm gonna poooooooooooooomp

wtf guys 2trillion dollars was supposed to cure coronavirus what happened?

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WHY AIN'T WE FALLING

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>he didnt buy the dip

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CAN WE GET ONE FUCKING GREEN CANDLE

i'm holding sqqq and uvxy, don't wanna sell yet because it would be at a loss. Kinda wanna hold til tomorrow to see if the jobs info causes a sell off.

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>somebody already did Gate of Crabylon to compliment Unlimited Printer Works
I'm proud of you guys.

it was lower than this an hour ago why would you get spooked now?

CAN WE GET MORE FUCKING RED CANDLES

No you fuck.

why didn't I buy the fucking dip

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Very clever. They don't need it today, it's a green day. Pass it tomorrow when jobless claims come out, and make tomorrow a flat (maybe even green) day. They know what they're doing

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I sold SQQQ at $30, would rebuy at $16-17 DESU

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short now

No, holding until moon or 0. Stop being a limp wristed fag.

how do i figure out the resistance and support levels of a stock?

WE'RE GOING BACK UP MA'AM
WE'RE GOING BACK UP

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DOW GREEN S&P GREEN DISNEY GREEN SQQQ GREEN EVERYTHING GREEN EVERYTHING WHAT IS GOING ON BROS
WE ALL WIN?

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NGL Stonks and options are REALLY confused right about now.

>the bobo and snib-snab broforce
>against the evil moocucks

what time will the vote happen?

ALL IN YOU SAY??

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brrr.money/

You're welcome

KEKED

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Has hcq actually working been priced in?

Short term bull factors:
- infinite fed support
- hcq seems legit for mild cases and if so may actually prevent severe ones
- every crash has had a relief rally before extended slow decline

Even if the recession is going to be long and slow, every crash had had a relief period to trick the bulls for a few weeks to months. This crash happened faster so maybe the relief rally appears faster too.

It wouldn't be a bad time for a relief rally with remdesivir and hcq both looking very promising individually and the fed doubling down on massive unrelenting stimulus every time the stock market has a sniffle

The jet fuel added by the fed could make the relief rally a fucking mega moon imo

>moon
do you mean pre-2017 levels? because that wont happen

I AM MADE OF BLUE SKY
AND GOLDEN LIGHT
youtu.be/RMEauTuOSK0?t=2217

Hey you guys ever wonder what if humans figured out how to transfer consciousness into a digital form and eventually discarded the physical world until a once-in-a-millennium solar flare destroyed it all in an instant, and you stumble underground into an old abandoned computer consulting firm with crumbling earthtone walls and the wireframe model on the monitor is a lost soul who has been trapped inside their own mind for countless ages desperately screaming for escape?

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>many stocks down 50+%
>Yas Forums says it will crash more
>I hate 50% sales, they are a rip off
>Yas Forums is right

It's snibbedy snab time boys

He's knows more about economics than the retards here.

They will sacrifice all of us to the market gods. It was nice knowing yall

I think we'll be fine.

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this dow price action reminds me of bitcoin back in the good old days when it was $20k. it didnt end well for bitcorn

thank you for posting this link which we have never seen before, god bless you

Friendly reminder that dividends are your enemy and will backstab you when you need them the most

2020-03-24:$ENLC: EnLink Midstream $0.1875->$0.09375

2020-03-23: $JWN: Nordstrom halts dividend.

2020-03-23: $FCX : Freeport-McMoRan Inc SUSPENDED.

2020-03-20:$M Macys suspends dividends.

2020-03-20: $DAL Delta Airlines halts dividends.

2020-03-20: $BA Boeing halts dividends

2020-03-20: $HT Hersha Hospitality revokes and suspends.

2020-03-20: $APLE : Apple Hospitality suspends distributions.

2020-03-19: $TJX Reevaluating dividends.

2020-03-19: $F Ford suspends dividends.

2020-03-18: $DRI Darden Restaurants suspend dividends.

2020-03-18: $BA CUT TO 0.

2020-03-18: $MAR Marriott eliminates dividends.

2020-03-18: $WPG reduction to $0.0625

2020-03-17: $CLDT CUT TO 0.

2020-03-16:$PK - Park Hotels & Resorts SUSPENDED.

2020-03-16:$MAC Macerich reducing $0.75->$0.50

2020-03-13: $F SUSPENDED

2020-03-13: $NHF - NexPoint reducing to $0.10

2020-03-12: $APA Apache cutting dividends -> $0.025 cents a share.

2020-03-XX: $OXY cutting dividends from $0.72 /share to $0.11/share

2020-02-27: $AMC cut dividends from $0.20 -> $0.03

2020-02-27:$GCI resume in May, dividends ->$0.19 a share.

Bearbros should i sell?

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I meant more to above 32 levels like we got last week.

I once read a 3-post series about the rothschilds and keynes on Yas Forums, I'm pretty much a financial wizard

Why even have the stock market
Just print out shit tons of money and just give it to everyone!

No way PUSSY

I have it set to sell at 30. If it doesn't hit that by tomorrow I'll try to break even.

actually pretty good appeal to progressive base, but why the fuck would congress be MORE willing to vote for that

Dividends are boomer meme returns. You need shitloads of cash in the first place for them to do anything and with that much cash you can do a lot better with options anyway

Yeah sell at the top retard

the brrrrrr meme makes me cringe so much lads

4/17? Fuck no you've got time to work with. I'm unironically doomed with my apple put due to expire this friday after these last two days

Hold..you have plenty of time for a dump

I think this is the relief rally right now.

Target of approx. SPY = 270.

Rally ends when videos of hospitals being full & stories of triage start to come out.