/smg/ - Stock Market General

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Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

Free chart:
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screeners:
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Pre-Market Data and Live data:
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Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
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List of hedge fund holdings:
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Misc:
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And just like that, We are back!

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WHY IS IT ALL FUCKING GREEN

Should I long a MILF from my gym who's been giving me thirsty looks?

I bought Boeing at 92. When should I sell?

FUCKING FED NIGGERS MAKE ME SO MAD
STOP PUMPING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS

DOW IN FREE FALL ( WE GOT TO COCKY BULLBROS)

OH NO NO NO NO BULLBROS WE GOT TRAPPED

REPEAT AFTER ME: SELL. THE. NEWS.

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Aaaaaaaaaa

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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You should have sold right after the open

you deserved this

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WHEN SELL SQQQ

you shouldnt be going to the gym, but yes

Uh oh

seethe
steak is back on the menu, bobos

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w-whats going on, on...

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$28

Do you think it will hit 200 or higher long term?

UHHHH BULLBROS?????????

Clown market

If this stimulus ends up doing nothing...

Yes, pics or larp doe

My freaking portfolio looks like a heart monitor as someone is giving the patient a defribulator.

I'm going for maybe $25-30, anytime before the Coronavirus Task Force press conference.

We're going all the way down to the third powerlevel limiter.

FUCK IT'S CRASHING

>Almost bought more puts at the top but promised myself I wouldn't put more in
At least I stuck to my guns for once

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It's priced in lmao

is there one today?

28 (realist mode)
29 (hard mode)
30 (steel hands mode)
31 (diamond hands mode)

Well?

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>two green days
>my account still hasn't been opened
Should I call them? Is it taking this long because the broker is not operating at full capacity because of nCOVID19?

Prince Charles has corona

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BUY THE DIP

Idgi

>+700

>-70

>+4

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YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE

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I think so, but only after another correction

Pretty sure it's everyday? In any case there's bound to be some sort of public meeting / announcement esp. with the stimulus bill advancing

how much did you make so far ?

My TDameritrade account was ready in 30 minutes

Lol, yeah. You buy that "dip," user.

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>New measures have been brought in to stop non-essential London Underground journeys, as passengers posted pictures of crowded carriages again this morning.

are L*ndoners the New Yorkers of Europe?

BRRRRRRRRRR MACHINE IS NOT WORKING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Aaaaaand were back

Hah. Sweet bear meme. Mind if I save it?

So this is going to get way worse as long as people are out of work, right?

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>Stock of mine hits precisely the price I was looking to sell it at
>Market was still going up so I figure I could wait and it'd probably gain a bit more value, and I could catch it if it went back down
>Instantly goes back down, and is now lower than the price I bought it at

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Can TVIX get above $600?

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Quality Bobo, saved

AAAAAAAAND BACK DOWN

FUCK SAKE, THE STIMULUS WAS AGREED

BUY YOU TIGHT CUNTS

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so is biz downstream or upstream of /r/WSB in the meme centipede ?

About 25K

>limit order for SQQQ at 23.90
>bought 23.38
Watch it shoot up to $30 now

IT'S OVER, THE VIRUS IS FINISHED

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This is why we set sell limits

Is that when youre sellin?

it was like 800 on Mar 18th

Obviously

So. I was user freaking out over half his stack being in SQQQ yesterday, promised to update. I nearly necked myself this morning but sitting much more comfortably now. I think I can hold. I can do this. My screaming has ceased. I will ride this crab until the crash thursday. I WILL make money! Just got to hold the line. Not selling.

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I think that's why people are selling, it's confirmation that people are out of work and need a bailout

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Parallel. But r/WSB is far more fleshed out, this place is full of crypto retards and larping commies (who would be downvoted to hell on WSB).

TRASH ECONOMY

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>VIX already back at 65
something is about to fucking explode

>2 trillion stimulus
>4 trillion fedbux
>"limitless" debt purchasing
>"limitless" repo
>helicopter money
>YangBux to all americans
STILL
FUCKING
RED
E
D

Bobos just wait til cuomo speaks and announces 10,000,000 new cases in New York today

PARADIGM SHIFT

We are upstream in the sense of being older.
Most /smg/ users are wsb crossposters.