/smg/ - Stock Market General

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>Meet user
>He single handedly saved the world economy
>how so?
>well he bought SQQQ
>and everything he buys goes down

This isn't you, is it?

>pull up DAX/DOW 10 year graph
duh, who would have thought?

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We're back bobros

Today will just be prepping the bear for the final few red dildos all the way to 180.

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im not feeling well

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LEEET'S GET READY TO RUMBLEEEE

This. Yesterday and today was bull trap. Stimulus bill to pump stocks. Normies think we have "returned to normal". 1 week from today when US has 100k infected and 5k dead, we will truly enter panic

Small rumbles sideways

what's the reason?
just algos that are connected?

>get tired of using RH because of its outages
>move everything to fidelity where I had a trading account I stopped using sometime ago
>transfer all my stocks and options to my fiedlity account
>transfer completes
>everything I transferred is listed as being on margin

are shenanigans afoot?

>Jump

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how do u call this formation

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DOESNT MATTER BRO I HODL SQQQ
RIDE OR DIE NIGGA

GOD DAMN IT AMD, STOP GOING UP

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wtf futures decided to wake up 7 minutes before open
truly clown world

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Oy vey, remember the 6 trillion!!
This is anti-Semitic!

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My only regret not buying boeing stock when it was 92. Gonna buy some long stocks after the bill passes today. Dow is only up 3000 since its lowest dip from 30k

this market is gay and for fags

Can I buy an option and then sell it the same day on robinhood? I heard that you can get suspended for day trading

I don't understand this market. I don't understand this economy. Nothing makes sense.

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I really don't get yellow fever at all

I can't disagree

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BUY THE AIRPLANES YOU SIMPS

FUCKING HURRY UP

GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO

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so...... vix?

Its a normie economy and you aspergers can't handle it.

If it's a bull trap, then the subsequent fall is going to be historical. It's more likely a relief rally, after which I think most people expect to go back to testing lows or gradually moving downward. I expect several low tests and then a slow grind downward until we see some light at the end of the CV tunnel with lowering infection numbers and people getting back to work.

>0.8%
literally irrelevant

day 2 green SPX and green VIX wtf is going on??

ALL SQQQ HOLDERS

GET OUT NOW

I REPEAT

GET OUT NOW

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yes but it will count towards your day trade limit. and its a federal law, not a RH policy.

5 minutes boyos
make final preparations

>only
>11%

I DONT LIKE THIS PLACE
NOTHING WORKS HERE
THE MEDICATIONS DONT WORK

That is how futures work silly.

What is the limit? Does it reset daily?

I feel you...friends called me retarded and I pussied out

How sad.

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Beautiful, simply beautiful. I can't wait to see my SPXS babies grow up big and strong once it completes.

Pack it up bobos. Close your shorts before you lose too much money. Blumpf saved the stock market.

i dunno. i assume you get suspensions for trying to freeride

I don't know bearbros you said this was a bull trap but it keeps going up... Was this the bottom?

IS JOB REPORTS TOMORROW OR NEXT THURSDAY?
>IS JOB REPORTS TOMORROW OR NEXT THURSDAY?
IS JOB REPORTS TOMORROW OR NEXT THURSDAY?
>IS JOB REPORTS TOMORROW OR NEXT THURSDAY?
IS JOB REPORTS TOMORROW OR NEXT THURSDAY?

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HOW. HOW IS THIS NORMAL user.

Anime poster who went 50% all in on SQQQ yesterday. Are you here?

youtube.com/watch?v=htgr3pvBr-I

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Bear will have the last laugh

Airlines/boeing will pop and the bailout $ will become useless

The future is uncertain today.

Good luck, anons.

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What are your favorite indicators in TradingView boys? Need some reccomendations beside Keltner Channels

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Tomorrow

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Where’s that guy telling everyone about Mist

Jobless claims thursday
Full jobs report (for february) following thursday

>just two more weeks
>just two more weeks and there will be bodies everywhere
>I promise

stimulus bill passed. it will go up again bigly today

limit is 3 in a five day period. on the fourth you get blocked for I think 90 days?

probably

me neither

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>50%
>All in

It's entirely fueled by greed and fear. There is no reason behind it. That's why it's frustrating to logical people.

We're in the age of zero fundamentals where stonks trade like shitcoins.

Bought boeing 162 call...will sell later today

Ok I pulled out of SQQQ... gonna sit this out and see if it goes below $20.

does this count?

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Theres no limit for day trading options that guys is retarded

30 seconds lads!

>”One minute! Move fast and maintain those puts!”

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