/smg/ - Stock market general

i'm still kind of memeing the thought, but i guess i was also memeing the thought that my exams would get cancelled due to corona, and that happened as well.

is this the point where we should start prepping for the imminent collapse of the world economy?
the virus makes no sign of slowing down, even in western countries that have long been locked down, and some of the countries where corona is only starting to spread (us and uk) are badly prepared both in terms of their health care and their leaders trivializing the issue.

Shouldn't things go up with the stimulus package passing?

Priced in

Clown world

Already priced in.

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jesus the stimulus is priced in and ppl sell the news

Yesterday I had steak. Today I'll have soup.

A bunch of niggers getting gibs isn’t gonna make the market go up

today is going to be another record day. probably end up 7% up.

this shit is insanity honestly.

With the inflation it'll cause, the market is only worth 85 cents on the dollar.

7% down*

How are they open?

We'll crab until they actually pass that stimulus bill, at which point it will go up some more

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By "Pass" I mean vote for it successfully. They said they reached a deal last night, but they still have to prove that.

priced in sorry SNSS user

VIX to 70 soon

nope. look at the global markets. they've all moved up/down together for the past 2 weeks in conjunction with the S&P.

asia mooned today.

>Wednesday, Mar 25, 2020
>12:00 p.m.: Convene and resume consideration of the motion to proceed to H.R.748, the legislative vehicle for the coronavirus stimulus package.
wait for this

How's it going bull bros? How are my little bulls of biz doing?

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Tell me if I'm wrong, but if we continue to follow the 1929 trend, the Dow will have a somewhat crab day and then tomorrow it should fall by a large amount (coincide with the unemployment numbers date) and then it will continue to fall for something like two or three weeks with a few green days, and we will see the (temporary) bottom for... Easter. And then we enter the second phase of the depression and everyone thinks it's over until the third phase begins around September. Honestly, I don't think Trump has chosen this date randomly, it makes quite some sense.

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Now that the entire country is getting NEET bux and NEETs will have the most purchasing power in the country, is it time to build a NEET portfolio? ATVI, NVDA, TSN.

europe has crashed today, who cares about asia

if it passes after market hours it's going to get eaten up by unemployment numbers the next morning.

How to short nyc trannies

Memes aside, I believe the following are priced in:
Gibs
Unlimited market pumping aka qe
Unemployment numbers
Virus fears

Here's what isn't:
Higher/lower than expected unemployment
A second wave of virus fears

What do you think?

That thousand bucks will be gone in a week.

>A second wave of virus fears

This is the real worry especially since we're apparently going for the herd immunity strategy. US is going to re-infect the world.

Yesterday I had 2 Whoppers, large fries, and a cheeseburger. Today I fast

longer than you cisboy

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the dax is down only a percentage point because our futures are currently slightly off.

you'll see in a few hours.

hahaha PRICED IN YOU LITTLE BITCH

Why do you really believe we’re living in even remotely similar society and world and economy as in 1929?

Add large bank doing the Lehman Brothers special.

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yeah, it's worse.

>virus fears
>priced in

These companies are going to be in the red for at least 3 months. Maybe longer. You're delusional if you think 3 months of no income is priced in.

it will be gone in a day if you're a biz bull buying the top on margin

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>there are people who think today's stock market gains are real
You boys are in for a rude awakening. Protip, look at what happened right after the previous "record stock market gains" in 1929-1932.

We're also going to get wave 1.5 at the community level with people who tested negative catching the virus after they thought they were safe and being asymptomatic super-spreaders.

what are good dividend stocks?
most likely didn't reach bottom yet, but I want to DCA with half of my money that I don't use for option trading. have my doubts about REIT stuff like $O, but the dividend and current price looks delicious.

Some of the biggest short term gains came from dead cat bounces.

It's already worse you dumb fuck.

They are priced in for now, because people believe le orange man, but a second wave would hit extremely hard.

You realize that they'll most likely slash divvies?

>post-corona economy
>dividends

KO LMT GD T DUK TROW

Knees weak, arms wanna but some more fucking TVIX. It fucked me last time, but it also made me nearly 200% before I, like a dumbass, held too long.
Is it time to TVIX again?

Son, the adults are talking. Go back to your room and play with your toys.

You think Shell will slash them?

Yeah , if not outright halt them for the time being.

What part of slash do you not understand

that's why I'm looking for strong companies that can recover quickly

I'll look into the ones I don't know about, thanks

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>2020=1920

Nigga pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease

So it's pretty much guaranteed that tomorrow will be a slaughter, but how are we opening today?

Do I sell immediately to buy more tomorrow, or do I hold and sell late?

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