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WAKE ME UP INSIDE

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So yeah was getting into investing two days ago during the big dip a good idea?

First for newfrens getting blown out at record speed

Buying with 60% of my portfolio x5 SDOW after after DoW opening today, good luck anons.

AMD Chads staying strong

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Don't worry guys. The boomers have spoken.

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technically the best buy timing would have been some time on Friday
getting into investing at any time is a good idea.

I think that you're messing up a good thing. If you make more realistic investing decisions, the stock market can be very rewarding. Just buy stocks in good companies. That's all it takes

>HE DIDN'T BUY THE DIP

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I sold yesterday because I expected a drop the this/next week AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Thinking of buying ROK

Unemployment numbers priced in?

Good luck mate. I think we may see 22K on the DOW and perhaps 2600-2700 on the S&P in the short term, but the time to short again is coming.

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Anyone else short the bottom or am i the only retard here?

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Yas Forums - hindsight manifest.

Any econ majors want to explain how the efficient portfolio frontier makes sense in this economy? What's the point in diversifying with oil and bonds when they're at all time lows?

yup

So they're going to pass $2 trillion every week?

Bro, tomorrow is going to be up 20% on open.

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>didn't buy the bottom
>lost 10k
>Forced into becoming a sissy bottom for money
>Found bulls on the biz discord chat
>A bull in the sexual and business sense
>Getting topped now by chad bulls who laugh at me while I get topped >throw single dollar bills are me for being a sissy bear
>Humiliated sexually and financially

Feels good man

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what stock to buy now? Coca Cola? ExxonMobil? Disney?
Or just an MSCI World ETF?

gains come mostly from machines, I wouldn't even buy now

is this a bull trap?

>oh look a bearcuck
COPE

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It doesn't. If you want to get rich quickly, you either invest narrowly (buy an individual stock or commodity and hope like hell it appreciates) or you invest broadly with leverage (buy or short an index with leverage).

If you track the market, you'll never be rich.

Shell is going crazy

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>more nations on lockdown
>no foreseeable relief
>Boeing is pumping

this is truly a clown world

It's been a BEAR trap since march, bearfag

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Thank you for your service, my portfolio GROWS

Is it a good idea to buy boeing stocks right now? Or should I wait 1-2 weeks?

dont worry well retest the lows soon

summit.news/2020/03/23/czech-republic-says-it-may-keep-borders-closed-for-2-years/

Literally everything is priced in.

DOW 30K by the end of April, screencap this

US IS GOING TO BE A ZOMBIE ECONOMY LIKE JAPAN HAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAhahahhahaa

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Also why the FUCK are Autozone shares 800+

Been shorting (well, buying and selling bearish options) since feb 27 and was up quite a bit falling volatility and Jerome’s magic printer wipes out all my gains. It sucks but I’m still beating the market

>ATH by end of month
COPE
COPE
COPE
>dont worry well retest the lows soon
COPE

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>What's the point in diversifying with oil and bonds when they're at all time lows?
because they're at all time lows?

When the queen dies, that'll cause a 10% drop, at least on the FTSE . She's 93 anyway

Real life events dont matter now. If every human died there would still be a fed printer going buying assets up off the market. The fed is literally saying they will buy anything now and trump doesnt care what that means long term as long as the markets up for election year.

it's a poorly run company now, and it will still be a poorly run company in two weeks
that's just IMO though

but if it was really priced in, wouldn't the DOW be 30K right now? think about it

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rte.ie/news/coronavirus/2020/0324/1126051-italy-coronavirus/

new fucking high death count in italy, but everything is mooning - deluded stock market - i am putting my money where my mouth is

Bear C O P E

Be careful, today every work of human whether it is finance, education, shopping etc is done through internet but is the Internet safe enough, we are changing our currency in decentralized manner similarly we need to change our internet into decentralized protocol there are very few firms in world working on it one of them is Tachyon protocol they have exciting products which have good potential in future to grow.

send them an email and ask them to do a share split so you can buy
the worst that they can say is no

fuck off and don't post about they queen dying ever again

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good idea to buy ExxonMobil now?

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DEATHS ARE LAGGING INDICATOR
NEW CASES ARE SLOWING

C O P E
O
P
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This also makes no sense, explain the Shell moon pls.

Is this just bulls pumping bulls who then trigger more bulls?

Hope you guys bought bullets

I was thinking about it too user. Waiting for my deposit to clear though before I can buy jack shit

>COPE
not at all my friend i wish you all the best. imo it will move up to 23000 then for some reason, the market will come up with something, well see it going down to around 20000

When does the ride end

im tired

so how does all the pumping effect real life?

my binance margin is at 1.16 from a short at 125$ ETH
Do i add more funds or will it not go down to that level anymore and should i just take my 2k loss?

ooooo

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>well see it going down to around 20000
WRONG. When it moves up to 23000, you know what happens next?
IT BLASTS STRAIGHT THROUGH IT TO SPY 400

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I can't decide if I want to try and do a call or put on disney. It's impossible to tell if the pump is gonna keep going because of the infinite printer, or if reality will set in and it will dump again

Boomers get higher 401ks.

You know it

just bought it
hope I don't regret

Didn't mean to reply

The only important thing about the us are tech companies and they produce in asia anyways

BP doesn't make money refining oil unless crude is at $55 a barrel. I dunno where they are relative to other players in that industry but I'd imagine the other big boys are taking a loss until it gets to about that point as well. Btw is this info available anywhere?

>Yesterday and today before the jobs report tomorrow

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why do you use discord faggot? that's what you get for using discord.

Empty them in your pee brain, bearfag
It may be hard to hit

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The stimulus bill passed at night btw. $1200 stimulus checks when no one wants to leave the house should be interesting.

Discord is comfy. It's also a good place for newfags to ask questions.

Reminder this will be the last chance to milk the cows

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JOBS REPORT ARE NEXT WEEK RETARD

they are fucking buying their own stock back with the money from fed user, don't fall for it, they will dump it on the peasants and make them lose their 1200 trumpbux.

>people who care for promies, royal cunts or the kardashnians
>people who care for numbers and money
Shurely those are not the same people

what about our fast food and our national parks?

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Money printer go brrr doesn't resolve the people dropping dead in the streets issue

Nigga there will always be cars.

P.S. if anything this means those faggots struck a deal with the government for a potential bailout. kinda bullish longterm.

BASED JEROME AND MNUCHIN FIGHTING THE VIRUS WITH LIQUIDITY

CHINESE VIRUS BTFO'D

It'll just cause massive disruption, also markets dont like sudden change

Uh yes it does. it literally makes stonks go up. also dead people can't liquidate

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The fuck happened to these guys?

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AMAZON STOCKS TO $99999

Inoperable

It's always Thursday. People are just coping because Trump said in a conference he hoped they wouldn't release the numbers.

C O P E
O
P
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NO CUSTOMERS NO INVESTORS INFINITE MONEY ADAMANTIUM HYPER-DIMENSIONAL QUANTUM BULL RUN INITIATED. MARKET GOES UP FOREVER BECAUSE NOW THERE ARE NO CUSTOMERS TO LOSE AND NO EMPLOYEES TO PAY. SIMPLY PUMP STOCKS TO INFINITY WITH ENDLESS US DOLLARS.

GENTLEMEN.

WE HAVE ENTERED A POST SCARCITY FUTURE. CONGRATULATIONS.

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Ah that’s what happened

For real, it's gonna be like a direct cash injection for them

YEAH APRIL 2ND

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Please use a trip so I can filter you

The point is that you're going to need those bullets even if the fed somehow does manage to kike itself out of this. Maybe ESPECIALLY if it does that.

What is the 100% most based and redpilled position on this Wednesday 3/25/2020

I think it’s going to be green, and I am all in JNUG. Please respond and tell me the enlightened path

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I N F I N I T E

M O N E Y

it all makes sense now

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Hehehe JPM just upgraded KHC to "overweight" since everyone's eating at home. "Overweight" kekkies

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>fast food
Its the worst in the world
>national parks
The north American continent has a beautiful nature, pls dont destroy it
Maybe
But not fords and Chryslers
American cars are known for shit quality around the globe
Tesla might have a chance because it trys to automate as much as possible
Why?

>Tesla might have a chance because it trys to automate as much as possible

Tesla is a meme in a world of $24 oil.

>I NEED A ECHO CHAMBER OF BEARFAGS JERKING ME OFF
COPE
Wrong, stock repurches
>japa-
wrong, we are backed by oil

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NO. THEY ARE NOT UPSET. THEY NEED TO BE SMUG.

I had a history professor in uni tell us that the U.S. dollar is actually backed by tanks and guns. Kill two birds with one stone and slap some Arabs around and fix the gas prices anyone?

Hell yeah

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I'm talking about the lung-shredding pandemic that we're getting tossed out onto the street in, genius.

>>fast food
>Its the worst in the world
post what country you're from so that we can invade you

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bro, WARM WEATHER