Republicans cucked! Stimulus was passed with rule changes, now if you make more than 75k you get NOTHING, if you make less you will only get ONE 1,200 dollar check instead of the two we were supposed to get. THANK DEMORATS
thehill.com/homenews/senate/489382-senate-white-house-reach-deal-on-massive-stimulus-package
>The bill will give a one-time check of $1,200 to Americans who make up to $75,000. Individuals with no or little tax liability would receive the same amount
communism
Guess I'm finally getting my very first NEETbux
Funny how the rule change means less money for Americans, communists should be pissed at dems
Be sure to buy dividend stock, so it keeps on giving!
you just got paid $1200 to shitpost, give it a rest
It was supposed to be 2,400 asshole. The republicans were gonna give us 2 checks
>tfw just barely made under 75k
Feels good because 72k is still a lot for my area, glad I changed positions to a low cost of living for free vs getting fucked at my old location
For which year? They arent using last years taxes
1200 bucks one time. Cool.
How much did United Airlines get and when do we hang the executives in minecraft?
So then they dont count a married couple as one?
Are my kids getting this too? Makes no sense.
>tfw made 84k due to shitloads of overtime
Someone should kill every last Democrat in minecraft. This is fucking bullshit. Do we at least get the $10k knocked off student loans?
>500 free linkies
Nah, this was the 2018 filing. Basically work was like "well no raise this year but we can give you the option to work remotely if that's okay".
>did some research for cheap cost while still close enough to something in my industry
>NM is good, live a little outside of Albuquerque
>move my ass out there
>average income is ~38-40k where I live, making 72k
>only got a raise near the end of 2019 and it was for the prior year and this year
when the fuck do we get it
>Do we at least get the $10k knocked off student loans
I hope not, fuck college retards
They are going to post the bill tomorrow morning so you can read it tomorrow
About 4 weeks, which makes the whole fucking thing pointless as fuck if you think about it
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Lol, the "literally the end of the world" amounted to a welfare holiday, my fucking sides
sucks that the ones who contribute the most tax dollars aren't getting shit back
fuck. I thought it was more like 1-2 weeks.
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we still prob gettin 1200 a month. it said 1200 for 1 month assuming the national emergency is declared over. 1200 each month were under national emergency
What are some good dividend stock?
It's by the end of april, most and taxes were pushed back to July. Mostly the idea is within 2-3 weeks but could be 4 depending on how you filed/where you live. Grandma who filed by paper only and lives in buttfuck South Dakota might be 4 weeks, where anyone in a semi main city could get it in 2.
if you make that much money how the fuck do you not have mad money saved up?
>we still prob gettin 1200 a month
Dude, hate to burst your bubble but its a one time payment. You get 1200 and thats it, no more money, not next month not ever. Atleast Republicans were gonna give us 2 checks
it's 1200 a month if the pandemic gets worse and we don't flatten the curve.
Source?
its the principle of it. Why should i work at all if it disqualifies me form free gibbs?
>we don't flatten the curve
Don't worry, we didn't. We super duper didn't. Remember: there is a week lag in incubation time, and then about a week until testing/hospitalization time. We barely started taking distancing measures seriously like 3-4 days ago, this ride is only getting started.
You should be fine, the bill says if you get nothing if you made under 99k not 75k. Also, Idk where people are getting that the old bill guaranteed two payments of 1200. It did not, it say it pay 1200 IN two payments.
you shouldn't work at all. you should only work in a system that isn't designed to screw you over. stay home, collect those neetbuxs to help accelerate the collapse of our economy. that's what im doing
Are NEETs getting it?
>75k/year
>how the fuck do you not have mad money saved up?
What are you, 10?
>officially made 28k in 2018
>actually made 160k
>get full amount
Thanks for the neetbux lmao
Communists are hypocrites man
republicans didnt want neets to get it but democrats made neets get it too now. no ones disqualified anymore
what shithole do you live in where 75k doesn't allow you to save up?? you must live in commiefornia cause that's basically upper middle class in most states
I think it's $75,000 cap, but separately. If you have kids (dependents), I think you get $500 per.
I just don't know how they're going to logistically get us our money. Mailing checks? seems unreasonable and slow
direct deposit
>Individuals with no or little tax liability would receive the same amount
How are NEETs getting it if it's still based off taxes?
Anyone else not getting anything from this? I guess I have to pay for everyone else instead, just like everything else this country spends money on.
Yes but it means more money for niggers, spics and college students.
Weird how that is the only groups the democrats care about
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Probably still had to file, or they will just send it to everyone who didnt file
Whatever desu, it's more money I can put into ARPA while it's low and let it compound with Binance staking.
>make 75k
>40k after taxes/retirement/state-required insurances
>16k after mortgage+utilities
>then groceries, car maintenance, and anything else you ever spend money on in an entire year
75k in like half the states ain't much if you're not 22.
This entire month has been wagie's getting BTFO and neets thriving, and yet again the neet triumphs against the wagecuck
It's based off 2018 tax returns OR 2019 if there is no 2018 filed. But you had to have worked in the past 2 years and filed.
BASED
>he thinks it's over
wew
move to a less shitty state and you can easily save 10-20k a year more
The house dem plan was for $2000 per person per month so I'm not sure how much of a "thanks dems" moment this is.
On the plus side there's better unemployment insurance and paid sick leave, and actual oversight for the gigantic corporate gibs.
>work hard to get good job
>pay tons of taxes
>don't even get check
This. Take from the ones who save and give to those who don't. Consume you will or we devalue.
If this is going off of 2018 taxes then I am set
Made 70k in 2018
Making 145k now
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just dont pay lmao, mexicans and jews don't pay so why should you?
That's an enormous problem. I live in based NH where I can choose to not give a single fuck and my modest salary gives me enough to live on and save with. Someone in NY or San Fran is fucked to an extraordinary degree, yet a 75k salary, which basically pays for bills and nothing else in NY, gets them cut off any assistance. Also consider anyone who made 75k on their 2018 taxes but got laid off immediately as shit hit. No help. What the fuck is that? The tiering at 100k and cut off at 200k is much more helpful.