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dubs wont pass

FIRE IT UP JEROME!

BIG thank you to all the anons here making over 95k for the free 1,200 dollars I'll be using it to buy more options

So we're expecting another green day, I'd assume?

Whichever side that doesn't let it pass at this point is going to get wiped out in november.

>The amounts of the one-time payments, which officials hope could go out to Americans as soon as early April, will be based on income reported in 2018 taxes, declining gradually beginning with individuals who made $75,000 or married couples filed jointly who made $150,000. Individuals making $99,000 or above or married couples making $198,000 or more would receive no check. People would also receive an additional $500 per child.

Another green day incoming? MY PUTS!?

Check these gets for when the markets crumbles to 17k by Friday after no deal passed and unemployment report spooks investors

se at the New York City parade largely weren't concerned.

“I’m not worried because there haven’t been any confirmed cases in New York, as far as I know," said Diana Szeto, 24, in town to visit her mother and attending the parade for the first time. She considered wearing a mask, she said, but didn’t care enough to go buy one.

David Youtz, 60, came from New Haven, Connecticut, to march in the parade along with four of his children, adopted from China.

“We want to have our kids involved in Chinese culture,” he said. The virus wasn't getting in the way of that.

“In the U.S., there’s very low reason for concern. ... We weren’t worried at all.”

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NO MAN NO

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Anyone know if the check will still go out to those who didn't file taxes in 2018? Also will it be a retarded Bush check where I have to pay it back a year from now?

I need blood red tomorrow and green silver and gold

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GO AWAY STINKY NEET

Alright what are predictions for tomorrow?
My guess, big green day due the 1200$ news and then Thursday huge red day as unemployment numbers come out.

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>misinformation about coronavirus
>

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FUCK YOU I NEED EZ CASH TO BUY AMMO AND SMOKES

Back when this happened Coronavirus was still only confirmed in China and not spreading to the USA. It was only mid february when the first cases happened.
This all happened because media hype wound up feeding a negative image of asian people which she deftly countered.
Presenting this without that crucial bit of context is misleading to say the least and is a sure sign that you need to go back.

We might open green, but then red all week and then Death Monday (literally thousands will die over the weekend).

red Thursday and Friday

STORES CLOSED, GO HOME!

Wednesday, 400+ gain, retract to 234+
Thursday, -800 loss, retract to -300
Friday, -700 loss, retract to -500
Market settles at 18k by Saturday

So then mid Wednesday would be the best time for short stocks and sell on Monday?

Democrats heads will roll next election. Even their sheep want blood.

Kek, imagine getting rich over advice you got from a Russian basket weaving forum

A broken clock is right twice a day.

kek it's priced in already

bro it's 50/50 market either goes up or down, you can't even get those odds in vegas

Unfortunately. Praying for a small increase so I can hopefully crush it for Thursday.

U don't get it
m.youtube.com/watch?v=0akBdQa55b4&feature=emb_title

Not denying it all, I just find it hilarious. My boomer uncle uses a ""financial adviser""" he pays monthly and still trades like shit.

>buying a dead cat bounce

stupid goy, never learn

"He bought ze deep?"
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>Just buy the fucking dip!

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NOOOOOOOOOERINO NOTERINO MYERINO HECKINERINO ASIAINERINO-AMERICANERINOS ITSERINO NOTERINO FAIRERINO!!!!!!!!

OH NO WE GOT TOO COCKY BULL BROS

How do we know its a dead cat bounce only? They got stimulus going now and the fed is literally saying there is no limit to funds to pump stocks.

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The more this meme goes on the less legible it becomes.

>made under 100K in 2018
heh

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>implying you can print yourself out of a financial collapse.

Simplest way of explaining it is that the underlying instability still exists within the system. All the bill does is open revenue. The overall valuation of the company then becomes slightly different as a measure of how leveraged with federal stimulus money they are.

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We only know what happened after it happened. Anyone who said otherwise is (OH NO PREDICTION BROS WE GOT) too cocky.

>Made 82k last few years
>only 20k of it is taxable and thats all that matters when it comes to these things.
feels good bros. I cant wait to get my free money to blow on strippers and booze.

Most FAs and brokers are dogshit unless they focus on a specific niche, trade churning generalists are a dime in a dozen and may have trouble understand options and margin. I say this working a few years in the industry.

Because even with infinite fed pumping you can't maintain a V recovery and the moment reality sets in and the bubble pops, you get a triple breaker collapse followed by another triple breaker collapse and it's game over for everyone.

we wont hit a triple breaker circuit in our life time, but i agree with the rest of your post

Additional factor to consider.
The rally we saw today, as determined by JP morgan and Goldman Sachs as well as other analysts, was that the trading was more or less automated systems moving liquidity into pre designated safe havens of low volatility. Since these were major industries, there appeared to be a rally. There was very little real confidence driving it.

It's going to pass. Pelosi surrendered and agreed to bring the Senate bill for a vote in the House. You don't give up and then obstruct again.

>one time payment of $1200 cause trump wants us back to work in a month

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CHURCHES OPEN FOR EASTER

oh no no no vacationbros we got too cocky!!!

>Churches open for easter.
Is he planning on using the Coronavirus as a plague?
Cause all the boomers will be dead in 2 weeks.

Just wait until New York reports 1000 deaths on Thursday.

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it will require unanimous consent, good luck

look at the volume. did that look like the volume of a v shaped recovery to you

god I fucking HATE REDDIT

>one-time payment of $1200
>shekelstein says rent is still due because HUD doesn't apply to all apartments
>eggs sold out
>milk is now $20
>toilet paper sold out
>loaf of bread is $10
>meat is sold out
>have to wait 1 hour in line to get groceries

Was this agreement priced in? Futures should be skyrocketing right now.

>New York
why stop at 1000, they'll report 5000 deaths if it can #stoptrump

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I'm honestly considering traveling to Okinawa until this thing blows over.

I think it was, it was also expected to be 6 trillion dollars.

No it didn't. Which Is why I'm in agreement with Goldman sachs appraisal of it.
tl;dr it was a dead cat bounce. But that's not used in trading circles.

What do you think happened today dumbfuck

Federal stimulus money that most likely won’t be required to be repaid anytime soon, if anything it’s more like deleveraging.
Some are predicting a... w shaped recovery kek. A double dip.

why that particular area, there's blacks in okinawa due to the us military base. there are more remote areas: youtube.com/watch?v=JI62Vydj4Xw

Futures edged up from -2% to 0%

>1.5 trillion got wiped in 15 minutes

How long can we expect the 6 trillion to pump it, one hour, two? Lmao why not just go ahead and print 9999999 trillion dollars

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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According to the most recent bill details, it wouldn't be required to be repaid at all.
So basically it's free money to companies and we the investors and consumers and workers get a fucking hot dog we have to pay back while they get a caviar no charge.

they're doing this to buy everything

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

BULLTARDS BTFO

6 TRILLION

WASTED

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>So basically it's free money to companies and we the investors and consumers and workers get a fucking hot dog we have to pay back while they get a caviar no charge.

Business as usual then?

Russell futures already red :wink:

Not 6 anymore, only 2 trillion.

Bills 2 Trillion slick.
Let's put it this way: That's the entirety of the U.S. discretionary budget thrown entirely into the economy and increases our own debt an additional 2 trillion dollars and makes the deficit now 2.8 trillion dollars.

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>the japs will let you in
>the us will let you out
...
Please. Please please please.
Tell me we don’t have /smg/ers who are still so god damn ignorant and refuse to educate themselves that they think repo operations are printing money for free money giveaways to banks.

Just tell me this is your first day here or something.

fuck that's a low number after seeing it
i predict NYC alone will be 10,000 *deaths* reported, we won't get to see the bodies or any proof that they died from cvid19 though. all conveniently cremated.

Do you really think fed just has trillions laying around for the set of occasion?

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if we bankrupt ourselves and crash the economy completely, then how will we send billions to Israel every year

I need to write my representatives a strongly worded letter

+800B QE

literally the 2008 blue dildo x3

fred.stlouisfed.org/series/BOGMBASE

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Russel lagging behind feels like people are just eager to escape to bluechip companies rather than actual optimism that the stimulus will help the smaller companies

Most money doesn't exist except on a ledger

>anons think the Fed has to prints paper fiat
cute.

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The average Yas Forums user thinks it's printing money.
Me?
I just saw it as a funny meme.
brrr.money
Funny, but not meant to be taken literally in my eyes.

How is Israel doing anyway? Are they sick, are they immune, is it being covered up, have they deported all arab workers from their country?

>le Yas Forums boogeyman
rent-free, tranny

>Repos
Yes they are loans, but how does that fix the stock market if the companies have to pay it back? Or do they just not pay it back and the government is left with the bill?

I mean I do live rent free as I own my house.
So that part is right.

>BOGMBASE

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what quality stocks to buy now? Is Coca Cola a good idea? Already bought Shell so no more oil

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What is a good online broker for he UK?
most in the pastebin doesn't allow me to join, and everyone I've seen just has ripoff prices.

Harsh but fair

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Yesterday was low volume despite the quick rise. Futures probably would be a good 3% in the red this evening if no progress had been made on the bill. Holding the majority of yesterday's gains in to close would be a big show of support for the stimulus. Stay tuned.

The fundamental situation is all over the place here. Upside depends on speculative buying coming in to position for the eventual recovering. If these prices aren't cheap enough to get lots of buy volume in from that direction, the rally will putter out and the lows will be tested again. TA situation is more clear. S&P needs to at least hold current level on above average volume for one and a half trading sessions to generate a buy signal on my stuff. In that scenario is would be the higher risk early signal. The conservative buy signal needs three days of buyers mostly maintaining control of the price action and rejecting sell off attempts.

That's retarded and I can't believe the democrats still think they can use the virus to make Trump look bad. Their filibustering the bill was obvious slimy business and even pissed off claimed democrat voters.

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I'M GOING ALL IN /smg/

I AIN'T MISSING THE JUMP TOMORROW

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>JUST LIKE ITALLLLLYYYYYY!!!!!!

user have you ever actually met an actual Italian? They fucking kiss and touch and kiss again with perfect strangers, and they don't listen to the government because they love the bad boy image.

If you expect puritanical America to have the same outcome, especially NYC where everyone is dead inside, you are, in fact, a retard.

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Probably. But in the long term this ship is sinking.

I guess stocks that will pay dividends, and are cheap because of the virus. Cruse ships might be a good idea.

Khc

What are you gonna invest in fren?

I honestly expect New York to have a steeper curve than Italy because people here don't wash their fucking hands

Option bros?

>actual Italian?

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>Shell
Nigga what?????

MbS is chairing the G20 tomorrow, joint US-Saudi neo-opec+ being floated, and the Saudis just got a billion more worth of THAAD missles launchers today.

Get your ass in on some shale nigga, are you gay or something? SHell?

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>it’s a nothing burger reeeeeeeee
Just fucking kill yourself at this point dude, your so into denial that your entire family could die and you would just say that it was cuz of XYZ factor and that it would never effect the rest of the economy

there's a lot of italians in NYC, fucko