/smg/ - Stock Market General

Funds are safu edition

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/g/297680/

>Free charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Biopharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc.
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/

Previous thread

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youtube.com/watch?v=wLmT5YshBww
youtube.com/watch?v=A25EUhZGBws
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

If digits we see hyperinflation in the USD and the total collapse of the fiat ponzi scheme this year.

LET THIS ONE DIE AND MOVE TO THE OTHER

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This is honestly worrisome. Also first for cunny.

FUCK I BOUGHT CALLS AT 3:55 WHAT DO I DO?

you move to

retard

This is gonna sound petty but:
Thank fuck someone remembered the clock this time.

Anyways Futures are down 1%
HSI up 3% on the news of good stock performance from the U.S.
NIkkei also up 5%
Nothing else worthy of note. I'll do forex trading here in a bit and do a news wrap of Asian markets. Performance in Asian sectors factors into overall stock performance tomorrow.

>unironically animeposting in 2020
yikes

yes you got eight digits
also you are a dummytard

Real thread here btw:

Official SQQQ/SDOW pikersimp commiseration post.

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SQQQ BROS
REPORT IN

Fuck that thread. It's made by the same moron who keeps chopping off shit as he makes them.

Wtf is a piker? I’m 30 btw.

REPORTING

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/thread theme

youtube.com/watch?v=IXzFPl7UdgQ

Fingers crossed, but who knows anymore

Checked. It’s the same autistic anime tranny who usually makes them at 150 posts kek.

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A small wage gambler (who often loses)

reporting :(

Boomer Six, reporting in!

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When a rally is compared to rallies from the 30s it's not a very good sign.

reportingggggg

kys

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user who got daydrunk and accidentally bought 2000 shares instead of 200 reporting...

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Thoughts on today’s pump? I legit want to return to the norm but the volume was soooooo looooooowwww

Nah, I know her. She tends to not suck at making the threads.
At least last I seriously checked up on her.
Meh whatever,
Ok Market news time.
finance.yahoo.com/news/trade-halt-confounding-global-markets-093000215.html?.tsrc=rss
The dollar mostly moved around ¥110.50 in relatively calm Tokyo trading Tuesday. At 5 p.m., the dollar stood at ¥110.53-53, up from ¥110.23-24 at the same time Monday.
The Nikkei 225 stock average turned sharply higher Monday as investors moved to buy back stocks battered in the recent sell-off, taking a cue from speculation about active purchases by the Bank of Japan and pension funds. The Nikkei jumped 334.95 points, or 2.02 percent

The Bank of Japan carried out an emergency market operation on Thursday, purchasing ¥1.3 trillion ($12 billion) of government bonds in a bid to curb rising long-term yields.

ZA Bank backed by Alibaba and Tencent goes virtual just as Covid-19 epidemic forces Standard Chartered, Bank of China, HSBC to close branches

China Unicom, China Telecom and China Mobile all earmark big sums on investing in next-gen wireless infrastructure

Australia isn't on fire but trading is sluggish, and New Zealand continues to unfortunately exist.
Hong Kong has closed her borders which will affect overall trade and supply numbers over the coming weeks.

Retarded gambler who often loses reporting in. Also something something shiny rocks

Source of the gif ?

crab
>crab
crab
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crab
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crab
>crab

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It's all a trap, no one is investing in companies that are going to lose all or most their business for at three months. If it's going up it's simply inflation.

>her
>tranny
Yikes

Side note, looks like most people from pol are in the other thread so we can have a nice, quiet, calm time discussing the markets.

I'm generally in agreement with Goldman Sachs in noting that todays boost was machine driven and not investor driven. Thus whatever boost people think they see and feel confident about, should be eyed with suspicion.

Oddly enough, the trading being machine driven mostly, I wonder if that means that there will be trading actions taken by the computers to artificially keep us from hitting exceptionally low levels.

I don't really know myself. Just speculation

DO NOT WITHDRAW YOUR MONEY
EVERYTHING IS OK
THE BANK HAS ENOUGH FOR EVERYBODY

If the FDIC goes for whatever reason, that's the true market apocalypse.

I thought today was supposed to be a blood bath guys

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Why did you think that?

link fourteen posts, eight threads and ten different image macros supporting your point right now or fake and gay

It just seems like a bizarre time to release that message, lmao. It honestly makes me want to try to cash out my emergency fund just to see if my local Wells Fargo can actually cough up 50k on short notice.

moshi mosh

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any ASX chads here?
looking at APX at $15

More news.
Yokogawa Electric Corporation ( TOKYO : 6841) announces that on March 20, 2020 , it completed the acquisition of all shares in Denmark -based Grazper Technologies ApS (Grazper), as mutually agreed. Grazper has developed advanced artificial intelligence (AI) technologies for analyzing images, and Yokogawa aims to leverage these technologies within its various existing businesses and to develop new industrial AI solutions.
UD/NZD is currently trading around 1.0251 marks .
Pair made intraday high at 1.0272 and low at 1.0211 marks .
Intraday bias remains slightly bullish for the moment.
A sustained close above 1.0270 will drag the parity higher towards key resistances around 1.0341, 1.0532, 1.06, 1.0654 and 1.0743 mark respectively.
Alternatively, a daily close below 1.0197 will drag the parity lower towards key supports around 1.0052/0.9950/0.9824/0. 97 marks respectively.
NZ's trade balance stands at 594M vs -414M previous release (expected 550M).

Oh this one is stock relevant:
racle Corporation (NYSE:ORCL) is creating a website and mobile applications for collecting data on the treatment of novel coronavirus (COVID-19) patients with antimalarial drugs, the Washington Post reported Tuesday.

Might wanna hop in on that action IDK. I'm sticking with what I have.

>futures aren’t tanking

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I didn't. Everyone was saying that yesterday and I made like 50% gains hahaha

Sachs of all firms seems to think there is another one in out near future, be careful bullanon.

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There is nothing small about the bet I placed.

nobody saw the 10 trillion user

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>of all firms
why do you keep saying that?
like they're perma bulls or something?

Uhhhhhh ohhhhhhh

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I just had a full feature-length dream of being mauled to death by a bear. You have been warned /smg/.

Checked, this is the first time I have posted about them though lel.

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I’m a big fan of AYX.

Buy KO
Short MNST

You have been warned.

>her

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should I trade options on SQQQ?

There is 0 (zero) chance that the stimulus package will pass before Friday. Screencap this post, trannies, I beg you.

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REPORTING
JESUS WILL SEE ME THROUGH THESE TOUGH TIMES

How can a boomer be this based

I can't take it anymore.
Oil is never going to go down
I can't hold the bags any longer.
I'm going to lose 15 thousand dollars
but the stress is just too much.
The hope in between trading days only to be wrecked again during the day is too brutal.

except:
So what?
Is that trading on predictit?

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Buy a few calls in the ~27 dollar range a month out if you can afford to lose 1000 bucks on a play like that. Good risk vs reward

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That was Salty user.
Least, that's what I call him.
Seems like he's had to deal with a lot of shit.
Probably make a good wall street dude.
"No. My cab. Fuck you, my cab"
youtube.com/watch?v=wLmT5YshBww

they release it because they see people panicking and withdrawing cash at ATMs which is retarded since the money in your account will still be there even if there is not enough cash for everybody.

they're only $300 each not bad

Good, next red day I'll buy an absolute fuck ton

I'm only gonna have to hold onto these for a week

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Honestly I fucking love this movie....
youtube.com/watch?v=A25EUhZGBws