/smg/ - Stock Market General

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Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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Boomer Investing 101:
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List of hedge fund holdings:
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Misc:
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youtube.com/watch?v=0efqnvYz4YI
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Get me off this ride bobo

2nd

You had your fun bullfags
Hope you enjoyed it while it lasted

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First for cunny

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Should I cancel my order for a SQQQ put?

What are some penny stocks I can help tank by shorting?

streamable.com/kay4r

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6 TRILLION DOLLAR STIMULUS
>RED FUTURES
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6 TRILLION DOLLAR STIMULUS
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BULLS ON SUICIDE WATCH

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FUCK NORMIES GET OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEE

I prefer futa/trap doujin.

Where are your guys exchanges letting you trade at this hour?

HOLY SHIT RED

So this is it...the great dump of our time

how do i buy a pandemic

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Um, the stonk market is up you dumb fucks.
Bear would mean the market were DOWN

I'm new here - why do so many screech about SQQQ?

>No stimulus
>Huge death numbers
>Hospitals overflowing
>Supplies running out
>Unemployment coming
>Bankruptcy coming

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That’s the most r*ddit video I’ve seen in my life and I’ve browsed this website for over a decade, unfortunately.

Did the market crash in 2016 then? Yes or no? What were the reasons please?

I wrote a thesis in 2015 predicting there to be crash soon. Never really checked up on..

It's so fucking quiet with nobody commuting. I love it. Can we leave the economy off? Maybe Uncle Ted was right.

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Not first, but still based tho.

How are my $25 BSN June Puts looking? I should have enough time to not get crushed by IV and American Bailouts won’t help out this Canadian Bank

newfag here
isn't it significantly harder to turn a profit in a bear market

Based
I think you’re gay, user.

Say it with me now, bulls:
>MARKET
>CRASH
you can do it!

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You enjoyed watching the dead cat bounce about, didn't you?

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it goes up when markets go down

RH, they don’t let you trade rn I just placed the order so it goes out open tomorrow

It’s just one of the stocks that tracks the inverse of the markets so you can make money while the market plummets

>not futa/female
>not the doujins where a cute athletic girl gets aggressive with a guy she likes

The economy is fine, cars are the problem. It's total bullshit that we've designed our urban areas around cars rather than people.

Thanks
Lolicons deserve death desu senpai

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No it's easier but riskier.

Not necessarily, but, risks are much higher.

Post more

RISE UP BEARBROS

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The final blow will be the stimulus deal failing or being watered down to nothing.

what is a girls butt really like.

>less than 1% drop
Yawn, wake me up in the morning

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Imagine being butthurt by a cartoon.

The slash was "and or" not "including." Futa female is great as well.

Last Friday I felt some sympathy for the bulls. I was ready to take my profits and leave
But now, I have no warm feelings left. Let it all burn to the ground.

But the alternative is public transport and that's gross. Plus, public transport only works well in cities, which is objectively inferior to living on the edge between a national park and the suburbs.

Ahh ok thanks

This is bullish right?

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BRUHS
GE announced they are ramping up simplified ventilator production, but also announced the first company death of COVID! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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It seems odd to invest in a stock that seems to only fluctuate a few dollars, but I guess a profit is a profit. I'm roughly $500 up after just starting last week; I'm tempted to pull my profits but I also believe that each will skyrocket again once the market is back on track.

Congress getting wiped out? Absolutely bullish.

Absolutely crabbish.

We have gotten too cocky. I’m switching teams (again!)

Dude their putting in a $6T stimulus. You don't need to worry about -1% futures or dead cat bounces, or harmonic crab charts. It will go up with a $6T injection. That's like 10% of all the money on earth they are "injecting"

Collapse of society = access to cunny
Bears better win

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>It seems odd to invest in a stock that seems to only fluctuate a few dollars
Nigger, the fluctuations is what earns you big bread because they're consistent. 100*24 then sell 100*28-30, how much does that make?

Its way quicker to earn money. The DOW just lost 4 years of progress over the span of one month basically. Betting on that is huge money.

But you are betting against everyone. The gouvernment, the banks, the central banks, the world. There are rules to prevent it from dropping, gouvernments forcing comapnies to buy stocks or banning the sale like China.

Going long means betting on the house in a casino. Going short means betting against it.
Betting against the house is only feasible in small windows where one guy figured out the trick and you are waiting for the bouncers to kick him out. That wont take too long either.

I want to buy GE because as a medfag I use a metric shitton of their equipment but they have so much debt on their books.

is this bullish??

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whut

They'll get bailout again.

>prevents gatherings of ten or more people
STIMULUS NEVER

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Lolis just have no female features or attractiveness.

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Collapse of society = no police to stop murders of degenerates

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Takes longer to recover than for death.

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Ah a man of culture!

>no groups of 10 or more
Do you think the niggers in SE will listen?

JUST THROW MORE MONEY AT IT

strawpoll.me/19610428/
The data is in. After the SIX TRILLION was announced Yas Forums felt much more crabby,and a bit more bullish, but bearish sentiment was still large. Now all that is left is to see how tomorrow plays out.

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>Stimulus senate vote on wednesday
>Democrat whip allows 9 votes to swing
>3 quarantined Republicans can’t vote for it
>bill fails
Headline: Republicans block bipartisan coronavirus stimulus bill

You act like your subjectivity is objective fact.
It's not real. Cope.

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Yes

Many brokerages ban short selling because most people go full retard and lose everything using leverage then owe money

>caption $10 billion
>quote $10 trillion
Nani?!

You could also be murdered though

My workplace has not required a worker to be physically present for 20 years because of the internet and the ability to work from home, but the boomer management just can't resist making people drive hours to get there and then torturing them.

Alright, that makes sense. I was only thinking in the 20-30 share range. But if you buy low and then it crashes more, you can make upwards of a grand.

Bullish

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>You act like your subjectivity is objective fact.
It is.

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>Cheeseburger for $10000
>Para-pa-pa-pam, I'm lovin' it™

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Same. They seemed like they were turning around, but now it seems like they are fucked again. Selling some more ventilators isn't going to save them when Aviation is shut down.

youtube.com/watch?v=0efqnvYz4YI

Why not just print infinite money and keep moving the decimal forever?

>I dont print infinity money
>I create a world with infinity money

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>ten trillion
>10,000 billion
>10,000,000 million

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>This isn't a typo
Holy shit

I’m not so sure... it didn’t work exactly like that in 08, see pic

If you’re talking about 3dpd then you’re 100% right. If talking about mango, you fucked up.
vix dipping with futures flattening
Nikkei mooning
Translation: I'm fucked

Neutral to meaningless
This isn’t true but I wish it was
The body is fiiine
Gaaaaaaaaay

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>Cheeseburger for $10000
Brized in

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So how is everyone doing and feeling tonight? So far I'm still up by 1,300 still since the beginning of the year and I consider that a win so far...

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t. Retard.

By tomorrow afternoon it'll be 30 gorillion

Watching Chris Cuomo's show makes me feel infinitely more confident in my SDOW.

Im sure you can short sell without leverage tho?

Get this orange man out of here

>Gaaaaaaaaay
Its called yuri and its beautiful
Youre absolutely right but I stand by my point.

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I lost 15k out of 22k
Doing pretty shitty. :)

I can't wait for fights to death. Some real manly shit and not this gay society shit.

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It's almost like he now knows he won't get re-elected, so he has decided to print the dollar to death before his term ends.
He's taking the country down with himself.

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Well duh, it's the media

Just print 20 trillion, then US GDP will actually go up

What did he do today?
For the last month he seems to have some sort of mental or rhetorical breakdown every other day

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The media are fucking right on this one, take off your Trump blinders.

Tall_women: femdom:/male:rape/mind_break:male yaoi- >>>> pedoshit

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OILCHADS

SOUND OFF

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I’ve posted a few times and am hoping to get a legitimate answer. Should I continue to keep my stocks how they are and hope for them to continue to increase over the next few months or just take my gains and not be a greedy fuck? Even if they crash, I don’t see my loses being too heavy.

I’m also tempted in investing in another cruise line as well as air travel, but I may wait to see if airline stock ends up dipping.

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Here's a scoop for you guys, the CEO of my company just posted this on our internal Slack

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Print it.

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Darkpools buying, I am concern
I really like Tuchman.
I could also grow wings and fly
Not that part. Yuri is acceptable if aggressive enough.
Eh we all gotta pay our tuition here and there...

100 TRILLION DOLLARS

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At this point why can't we just have socialism

dont get greedy

XOM/MRO HOLDER HERE SIR
WANTED TO SELL TODAY BUT HELD ON. ONLY DOWN 8% OVERALL ON OIL NOW. FEELS BAD SIR. WILL DCA IN ANOTHER 1500 ON THE NEXT DOWN LEG, 100% IN EXXON

OPEN BY EASTER

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futures climbing, bobos fucked once again

Can you stupid fucks stop fucking up formatting and forgetting the required reading and the trading clock?

>tfw discovered conversion arbitrage

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Cunny? The DOW Jones is crashing, people are losing their retirements and you’re posting cunny?

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But slack I guess.
>10 trillion, you really think 15 trillion can keep the economy going while we have it shit down? Just 30 trilllion and we can get through April?

Not to mention how terrible car culture is. Everyone likes to act big and tough in their death machine until they step out and measure up.

I'm holding XOM at 42.46

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Goldman Sachs of all groups called this a bounce.
Jesus christ stop trying to justify shit, do a little reading,and then come back and make a comment.

No, fuck you and your bizarre thread creation autism lmao

Do I buy some cheap calls...I think yes...

Boomers finally BTFO at long last thank you God.

Maybe I will live to see homes become affordable after all.

That's currently my issue though; back when the economy was doing well, they were both upwards of $30-$50, so I would suspect them to eventually get back to that point. But I'm also retarded and impulsive.

AH FUCK HELP, I'M MOOOOOOOOOOONING

If you aren't all in, Long the US stock market, you're gonna miss out on the biggest gains in world history.

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Yuri is only good for cooming, actually weeb yuri is terrible and a blight to the average shiplover/self inserter

youtube.com/watch?v=QAo_Ycocl1E

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So we’re going to be crabbing despite 10 trillion fucking dollars?

By God can we just arbitrarily pay off all domestic debt. We can be at Zimbabwe levels later, as will the rest of the world, but what meaning is there behind debt at this point outside of goy's shekels?

Wait. He wants to print 50% of the US GDP?
What? Huh?

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What did they mean by this?

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Convince me. Why?

39 here and am itching to buy a whole lot more. Open buy order at 33.50 for 30 shares. Gonna double that tomorrow

Would anyone mind reposting the updated DOW decline comparison with the 2008 and 1929 crashes that was posted a few threads back?

fake and gay

Hyper inflation + recession incoming

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