First week so far

how did that happen?

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Same

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You are like little baby, watch this

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I lost 50$ while i shorted S&P because i was too much of a pussy and closed my position while i was in the red.
If i had just held i would be up several thousand bucks now

Learn to (Boomer) walk before trying to run: bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

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How did you lose money?
It’s my first week as well, how’d I do bro’s?

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I invested in spxs and zm. Seemed like a good idea at the time

I literally just traded BTC, ETH and LINK

Also got sum PNK but that’s in a different wallet.

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>Exxon
user, wtf
Slack was maybe a theoetically intelligent idea, under the circumstances, but they're a POS. You'd be better off with MSFT

Go in MIST

This is fun xD

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Lol

I should have invested as much as you did
how did you lose money? weve been climbing for over half the week.

that can't be it, I'm a zoomer and this is my first time trading

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I invested in spxs and zm. Seemed like a good idea at the time

Check out my first week.

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I've had a good time so far with all this Crisis

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how?

AAAAAAAAAHH FUCK YOUUUU

Mostly Disney and PLAY puts from two months ago thanks to Yas Forums making me into a Schizo scared of the end of the world.

Leverage

What are some good long term holds to buy up right now bros. Want to buy some more shit and just forget about it.

Please don't bring this stupid "you're a zoomer!" shit to Yas Forums. Stay on Yas Forums and Yas Forums

GOLD, X, EMN, CLR. 25% in each

Royal Dutch shell
a major airline that will be bailed out
green energy companies and companies that deal with public transport and public transport infrastructure

Well at least your honest

>buy high sell low
you're doing good m8

My first day. Am I gonna make it?

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shit wrong screenshot

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Imagine losing over 100k all at once lmao

What's up with all these poorfagfolios? I thought only /rich NEETs/ were allowed to post on this board?
Acceptable.

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New to investing here, dumped 2k split between 5 stocks, should I cut back and dump 1k each into two stocks? or dump the whole 2k into one stock? Thinking I'll prune down to just a major airline and a cruise line.

Thanks

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Jesus Christ first you need to read the risk management paste bin from the OP on the stock market general

This is me right now, but my gf's dad got a big call on VXX before it went up and straight up won $500k. He's paying off his new house now and getting cataracts surgery. He's a good guy, Vietnamese immigrant who started from basically nothing. Really smart and totally deserves it.
Meanwhile I'm shitting myself over here :c

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What app are you guys using?

Coinbase/tradeview

Thank you. Silver stacklet looking into buying some stocks/crypto. Any advice for a newcomer?

Weeeeeeee

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CRAAAAAWWWWLLLLLIIIIIINNNNGGGGG IN MY SKIIIIIIIIINNNNNNN

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Oh dear god, I've only have these stocks on for two days, and everything is in the green. Should I pull it all now and start using calls and puts? I never bothered to use them since I don't really know what they do, but after reading the sticky it seems far less risky.

Thoughts?

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If I don't lose or make 8 percent in a day, I consider it a very boring day.

They should make a metaRobinhood app that lets people manage your portfolio and make trades for you and have rankings and leaderboards and everything and they get to keep a small percentage of your stack and then they can manipulate the market through collective autistic algorithmic ascension.

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pretty great so far

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22 year old here
It's fucking crazy that I made 80% of what I make in 2 weeks (working 40hr/week) without doing a damn thing.
I spent the first 30 mins of opening monitoring it and then I went to sleep and woke up 30 mins before closing time monitoring it.
Insane and I feel extremely blessed

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Research. read whitepapers. Pick a few and make sure you can foresee a future for said projects that have tokens.

someone didn't take the red robin pill

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Charge your phone my autism is not coping.

>Exxon
What went through your mind when you bought this.

no

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Only that? Cry me a river. Pussy.

plus500 already has that as far as I remember.

>saying no to 10% dividends
>muh dinosaur juice
>muh cheap oil forever
XOM is a world class buy my dude.

I started fucking up after I sold btc to invest in real stocks but starting making it back today.

>And wallah, my portfolio will never go below $700 ever again

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Congrats lad. Don’t get cocky though

Thanks brother and yeah I'm gonna go easy.
Not sure if to sell as soon as market opens though.... Guess I'll have to stay up and look at futures / see how Asian and Euro markets do

What app are you using?