/smg/ - Stock Market General

6 TRILLION DID NOTHING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Edition

Brokers:
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Stock market words:
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Risk management:
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Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/inflation/

Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor

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First for pre-agricultural civilization

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I wish I had 6 trillion dorrar.

>Delta downgraded to junk credit
>stock goes up

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vote
strawpoll.me/19610428/

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At this point I don't even know what to think of the stocks anymore.

mmmmmmmmmmm futures red mmmmmmmmmmmm

If you did TA with a 199 day moving average wouldn't you get all the signals a day early and beat all the other TA guys

“This was a one-day bull market,” CNBC’s Jim Cramer said on “Closing Bell” on Tuesday. “You had stocks that moved so much they basically moved as if the second half of the year is going to be good. I struggle to find out why the second half of the year should be good ...I hate this kind of rally. This was a machine driven rally, just like the sell-offs … I want to wait to see.”

Nothing but red soon.

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SPY will hit 180 before it hits 270.

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FUTURES TANKING
NO NO NO

>get back to work by easter its a nothing burger
>6 TRILLION dollars stimulus
I know the stock market is about to have the plunge of a lifetime I just don't know if its going to be in a few days or a few weeks or a few months.

ROLLING IN FOR A DIVE BOMB

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pre-conference vote for comparison

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Killing the elderly is radical economic stimulus

>they cost massive amounts in tax money, 80% of healthcare spending is end of life care
>the bailouts will be less than taking care of them
>massive amounts of inheritance going to the younger generations that would otherwise be wasted on end of life care

Everybody forgets we are run by 160 IQ dark triad chad jews, they have this all calculated

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New fag question: Say, hypothetically, I invest in bitcoin at 100 dollars. Is it possible for me to end up in a situation where I owe on bitcoin? Will they take it out of the cash in my portfolio?

That's why I use a 0 day moving average

o boi

Just wait for a month or two, your next paycheck will be in trillion of dollars. Sadly one trillion won't even get you one of these.

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kek

REMINDER
-some roasties ass is NOT business & finance
-some roasties instagram is NOT business & finance
-some roasties tits, no matter how "hot" you think they are is NOT business & finance
-a crop of K pop idols face is NOT business & finance
-b8 threads like "is selling bottles of pee profitable, is instragram profitable, how do i make money off cosplay" are just calls off topic for off topic discussion and NOT business & finance
-a pic of atheletic or olympic girls in skimmpy clothing is NOT business & finance (even if you try to hide it by asking if sports industry is profitable)
-lifestyle threads about gold diggers is NOT business & finance, theyre a personal choice
-asking how much of X for a Y gf is NOT business & finance
-all camwhores asking about getting into e thotting need to go back to -hentai and ecchi is also NOT business & finance

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Bloody Thursday finna be LITTTTT

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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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youtube.com/watch?v=EZuqELcy27g

Seriously what in the fuck is happening? Is this some short squeeze before the roller coaster down?

cringe

janny application get declined?

Too fucking based for this thread, this board. What are you even doing here. I'm a stacklet, only 550 oz silver

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Think about this for a second, the entire U.S economy is being traded like a shit coin, it's over for the united states, the 10 year going to as low as 0.5 not long ago was everyone with sanity exiting the U.S market

Not voting for this orange retard again

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Jesus Christ this is brilliant

Accumulate REFR

Is platinum a good investment?

Post tits.

So the market wants to drop, because by all means the market should drop, but instead we see credit downgrades and stock surges for the same companies, for the same day. Because the Fed is willing to give essentially infinite money to banks, who then loan it out, but all the collateral is worthless. Which means the Fed's balance sheet is mostly worthless. But the market goes up anyways. Coronavirus made stocks go down, and all that happened was the Fed got way more blatant and billions turned into trillions.

...

So I should buy Carnival stock?

Something is broken.

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is there a more boomer investment than metals?

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youtube.com/watch?v=7I_FHQWRuj8
PUMP PUMP
PUMP PUMP
PUMP PUMP

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As an indian i applaud and welcome thedecision of 21 days complete lockdown by our PM Modi.

After watching POTUS speech yesterday where all he said was 'economy economy economy ' ; i was very very scared what would happen to india if modi was stubborn as well. We have a huge population with sub par medical facilities, if covid19 spreads here it will an annihilation.

I dont mind staying inside for a month if that means every single indian is safe, we can work on the economy afterwards. Lives of people come before anything else.

In his speech today he mentioned even the strongest nations are crippled by this fast spreading virus. I am very very happy right now he made this hard but right decision to lock everyone in their homes.

Stay safe guys. Hope US and all other countries follow suit.

Diamonds.

REtards look at the german stock market during the hyperinflation of course it's going to increase

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Some of the short term treasuries went negative this week

Agreed except for anyone running shit.

The closest thing we have to that are a few corporations that own everything and trade between eachother. They cycle through people and dispose of them as soon as they’re no longer necessary.

There are many forces that drive the events of the world, and it’s easy to think all of them are controlled. But there’s more chaos then that.

Mad plans, god laughs. You know?

>this caused a pump

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Very undervalued, IMO anything under $1000 is a gift

to whoever called me a boomer in the last thread, im not, im fucking 49.

I wasn't either until senile Biden became the democrat nominee. Wish they would have put up someone competent like Tulsi.

kek

I bought Carnival Cruise lines yesterday and sold it today for a 30% profit.
*honk*

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holy fuck he solved it

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You're

I unironically liquidated my REFR to buy more SDOW.

what's going on with CCL is some serious fuckery/money laundering

so we can get as much money as we want now right? they're printing to infinity so we can all be rich! :)

Ok boomer

based and easter pilled

ARE YOU ON THE SQUARE?
ARE YOU ON THE LEVEL?

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the response that saved Yas Forums

Based but also stupid

Yes, and yes. For more insight, provide more detail in reddit.com/r/cryptocurrency

Is it a good buy now?

>-hentai and ecchi is also NOT business & finance

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youtu.be/XB401RfGMlM?t=8

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I think the system is about to break. Because the whole idea is that the Fed loaning money out doesn't cause inflation, because that money has to be repayed. But a shit ton of debt is about go become worthless, because a lot of companies are going to go bankrupt in the next quarter. So does...that become inflation? It someone defaults on debt to the Fed, the money isn't returned, so there's inflation, right?

Did I miss my chance to buy??? Or is Thursday still a good chance??

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With this stimulus bill getting close, I'm debating investing in AAL and CCL.

What the fuck did I actually miss?

What do you mean it didnt nothing? Market had its best day in 80 years.

Wait a year then look back on this and you will know if it was a good time to buy

uhhhhhhhhhh bobos? futures are barely down, why are you celebrating

Biden will let the professionals do their jobs. He just needs to rubber stamp everything important. It’ll be like that one guy who got really sick in office and had to make his wife do a lot of shit for him. Uhhhh maybe FDR?
Or maybe more like Bush/Cheney and lets fucking hope we get someone better than Cheney.

also read this, yes I know it's Twitter, yes I know it's Nate Bismuth, but he's right and you should read this, at least the first line
mobile.twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/1242582356499857409

WE WON CRAB BROS

Dude, seriously, fuck this market.

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Stimulus is priced out.

Why do you guys keep saying case numbers are about to blow up?
It's growing linearly retards.

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Ah shit he was on closing bell?
I didn’t even check out yesterday’s 20 minute mad money either...

try Jimmy Carter

NOT SO FAST BULLKEKS

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Futures have been open for all of 2 hours at this point and are beginning a trend down. Cramer and Goldman sachs called today a "Fools rally" and further negative movement is expected.

Currently up $453.99 from PLAY and NCHL. Should I keep them until summer?

>youtube.com/watch?v=R_Tq6t3VMV4&feature=youtu.be

Limit down will be hit on the no vote

How can people be this fucking dumb, what is more testing?

>It's growing linearly retards.
>on a log scale