SIX TRILLION DOLLAR GAINS!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE ARE GOING TO MARS CONFIRMED
SPCE CALLS!!!!!!!!!!! TSLA TO $2,300 EOD
Christian Lopez
>who suggested easter? >>I just thought it was a beautiful time >so nobody suggested– >>I thought it would be a beautiful time, so beautiful aaaaand we're back
>I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL TIME I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL TIME >I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL TIME I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL TIME
This pump is fucking epic i'm a chad sub $100 BA buyer!
Logan Hill
fauci looks different today
Isaac Gutierrez
>Coronavirus cases starting to go parabolic >People losing their jobs left and right >Trump wants to open everything up again mid April (increasing infection rates heavily) >Money printer going BRRRRRRRRRR and printing 6 fucking trillion
Pence is such a Chad Literally bullied Tim apple into giving him all those masks Timmy is probably still dripping precum thinking about getting handled that roughly
Connor Jones
>listened to bearfuckers last week >dumped 15k into SPY puts >fell for the bulltrap
I am sooooo fucked tomorrow. I guess I never imagined they'd escalate money printing THIS much just save rich old peoples asses.
Kevin Ward
6 trillion dollars out of thin air lol
Just give me a small loan of 1 billion please
Jaxson Morgan
I legit need this crisis to end. It's not fun anymore. Yeah I pulled my money out but this is starting to become inconvenient and affect my revenue stream. I wanted at 30% happening for a few months. Now suddenly even my secure life is headed for dangerous waters. Someone needs to step up and be a leader! What the hell am I paying these taxes for if we can't even handle a freaking flu God damnit
He's optimistic about Easter based on absolutely nothing. Not a single public health official has even implied things would be close to over by then
Logan Morgan
I want to buy some calls on US corona deaths
Jordan Turner
So its literally 6 trillion stimulus now? Is that the new bill the republicans are going to push for? Thats bigger than 08 how on earth do they need that much money.
what's your point? would you rather they just decided to shut the country down until 2021?
Gavin Stewart
source?
Jacob Perez
>I sold all my stocks today expecting a huge drop tomorrow. How the fuck can the fed just decide to inject 6 trillion dollars. I don't even want to know how much potential gains my weak hands lost.
was about to say that, it doesnt look THAT bullish
Justin Wright
pence just said he asked tim apple and they donate a bunch. if I had to guess its from engineering facilities for dust and shit, or maybe harvesting organs from children
Ryan Price
They've already announced literally unlimited brrring, there's nothing more to price in
Carson Ross
you guys really need to learn how to hedge. you can soften your losses with minimal losses if the original bet turns out good and stop buying shitty inverse etfs jesus christ
Jack Miller
I am not buying this shit. The economy is still going to fucking crash, he just delayed it by a week.
Josiah Hall
SQQQ will drop another 99% as always
John Cook
Millions
Jacob Hill
BEAR THEME youtu.be/638D5x4uup0 When you find yourself in hell, keep going my brothers.
He shouldn't give a damned inaccurate timeline, especially one that would cause things to get really fucking bad as cases will be pretty high already and more people getting infected will further strain our health systems. You start to open things up again when it looks like we're over the hump in terms of new daily cases
Market momentum and sentiment has shifted to the upside. I repeat ... this is not a drill. If you are still holding short positions then get rid of them fast or watch your account balance plummet to 0. I repeat. The bear market has ended. We are starting the V recovery.
Josiah Morris
>our people are raring to go Make sure you have enough ovens for all of them mr Trump
Noah Martinez
People are buying because le bottom maymay. This a bull trap.
Ian Young
Reminder that EVERYTHING is PRICED IN the maximum drop is 5%
Nolan Mitchell
IS BLOODY THURSDAY STILL ON THE MENU OR NAH??????
Matthew Bailey
>m=1.29 what the fuck
Mason Bailey
oh hey look over there whats thaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
# I deposited $100-109k to buy puts while we were dumping from Feb 25 through March 6.
My initial deposits were very small due to Robinhood transfer limits.
# My peak on Robinhood was $1.7 or $1.8m.
# I turned $40k into $2.3m on fidelity and am keeping that in safe shit
# I didn't know what to do so I bought some spy calls and calls on boeing and planet fitness because they got hit hard and snss because I keep doing that because I'm not sure if snss user is memeing and then KO because it was down and I didn't know what else to do
I also bought soxl and calls on soxl
With my last $1.52 I bought 3 more shares of snss bring up to a total of 4 shares of snss
How much will the fed spend by the end of this year
Grayson Bennett
what platform is that, looks nice
Matthew Rodriguez
all of it
and then some
Cooper Lee
God damn if only they knew it was this easy to end market problems in the past and elsewhere in the world. Trump will win the Nobel prize or something
Levi Diaz
lmao fuck no. America's infection rate is skyrocketing. We're closed until at least june in the Netherlands.
Julian Adams
Yes, but they're loans that have to be paid back
Daniel Young
Yes. The gibs aren't a point of contention. Amount varies but both sides want to cut cheques to citizens.
Joseph Lee
You won't die in vane user. This market is fucked.
It really hasn't the bulls have just increased their delusion
Aaron Perry
>citation needed
Henry Martinez
>give a timeline It's not a timeline man, he's saying "we'll see" to give people who are flipping out some hope. If you really can't figure it out, think back to when your parents got you to stop crying about not getting you a barbie doll by telling you you'd go to the store tomorrow >one that would cause things to get really fucking bad absolute histrionics on your part, since he said they would evaluate it. orange man bad if you want but cmon mate
Jonathan Wright
I thought all the memes about the UK being so cucked was just banter, lmao.
Everything is priced in We won't see the stock market move by any significant amount in either direction until the fifth technological revolution occurs
Chase Williams
>I turned $40k into $2.3m on fidelity and am keeping that in safe shit doing what?
Charles Gutierrez
MIST bounce play
Connor Myers
neither of them fucking know dude. people are here to confirm their bias. DYOR.
Lincoln Rogers
>6 TRILLION sold off so far >6 TRILLION bailout cash So are they literally buying the entire dip by end of week?
I'm thinking we're BACK BABY!!!!! NO. DOOMERFAGS BTFO LOL. Better SELL THOSE SHORTS BOY
Jayden Reed
Doesn't matter if we have the bloodiest Thursday ever. They're just announce 20 trillion stimulus next week. Anything. ANYTHING to save the stock market.
Pricing in is a meme when it is about a crisis about which we dont know how long it will take to subside not to mention the underlying economy dying each day it is closed for business.
