/smg/ - Stock Market General

what the hell day is it edition

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earningscast.com/companies/NKE
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redmondregister.com/2020/03/23/citigroup-inc-takes-position-in-proshares-ultrapro-short-qqq-nasdaqsqqq.html
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1584916021077.webm
youtube.com/watch?v=61Q6wWu5ziY
cnbc.com/2020/03/24/coronavirus-updates-congress-gets-closer-to-a-deal-on-massive-stimulus-bill.html
youtube.com/watch?v=E6sUU2wrrKs
cnn.com/2020/03/23/us/coronavirus-which-states-stay-at-home-order-trnd/index.html
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OH NO NO NO WE GOT TOO COCKY BEARBROS

SDOW mooning by COM

wtf do we do, bearbros?!? the bulls are laughing at us!!!!

Is there a uk equivalent of JNUG gold bros?

nice try bull

Haven't been this greedy with puts in a long time.

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Did anyone else notice the INSANE volume today?

>SQQQ
268%
>RCL
396%
>BA
357%
>PLAY
1,094%

>neighbor across the street was just taken away on a gurney
>everyone had face masks on

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Thoughts on buying 15 SQQQ? Cant buy calls or puts sadly.

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1st for bulltrap

>Question for NIKE soon on investor call
earningscast.com/companies/NKE
This gunna be gooood!

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holding my SQQQ have hope bearbros

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HABBENING
CANCELED

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I don't know what we are going to do with all the bull meat by next week. I don't even have that much fridge space.

>oh no we got too cocky bearbros
>on no we got too cocky bullbros
The real high IQ money is the crab bros making money.

cast your vote
strawpoll.me/19609488

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nigga going hard in the paint

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Pray for red

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Something tripped the automated bots and then they all fed off each other. The question is...what?

PLAY was pure short squeeze.

redmondregister.com/2020/03/23/citigroup-inc-takes-position-in-proshares-ultrapro-short-qqq-nasdaqsqqq.html

LOL can't be feeling good after today

Thanks anons.
Free tip, check out AFLYY if you do want to go airlines, Air France is a very established airline that does a lot of travel between the US and Europe, as well as within Europe, with Paris as its center. Very vulnerable, likely to get bailed out because France, but not included in plans for US airline bailouts because not US company.
But don't buy too much at once because I'm poor and want it to keep going steadily down until I get my paychecks, and since it's a foreign KLM thing on the NYSE I don't klnow what kind of volume it trades at.

Has everything already been priced in?

I voted bullish twice you dumb faggot!

>market up 10%
>VIX climbed up into the 60s
lmao these bot traders are wild

assuming enough gas to poop out stim bill

oh no no no

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Major ETFs trade like shitcoins and now the FDIC is unironically telling people their FUNDS ARE SAFU.

If you aren't deep into SPY/QQQ puts 1 or 2 months out, you should be.

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Went all in with 2000 shares of MIST today looking for the mother of all bounces. Want $7 +

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STIMULUS CANCELED!!!!

Get back to work wagie

Dumping 1k into SQQQ a horrible idea rn?

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I bought 2

I... I got too cocky bearbros....

Just... go on without me...

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Why would he do this if he already said he's already trying to open the country back up?

ok zoomer

>told Aunt to buy Delta airlines yesterday
Guess who is the new favorite nephew

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these dubs are priced in

Current!

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Thread reminder to curb your enthusiasm:
youtube.com/watch?v=61Q6wWu5ziY

Why do Democrats hate America so much?

I live in the DC/MD/VA area. It is not shut down like the pic is implying.

What a retard.
>"Yes I'm going to shut down the economy for West Virginia, which has 0 COVID-19 cases, in the same way we're shutting down the economy for New York, which has 25,000 cases. Genius!"

You gotta take screencaps of the bad news so conspiracy boomers who visit Yas Forums can repost them on Facebook, user.

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>1k
pocket change , put it in SDOW btw

post proofs

I held 3 of these since yesterday and sold today

based me

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How the fuck is this formation called?

Fucking gold what the fuck

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All in on SPXS and TVIX now, lads

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>that bulltrap before the real pain

OH NO NO NO NO

>that chart
>those quads
LOOKS LIKE STEAK IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

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>0 cases in WV
You're retarded

OH NO NO NO

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How can the americans release 2k billion USD stimulus packages, seemingly out of the blue without it causing inflation? Where does this money come from? Who recieves it? How can people outside of the transaction tell that the transaction has occured? How exactly is the stimulus package released? Who gets to choose who recieves what amount?

t. curious small saver, hoping to learn more :)

What if the stimulus deal includes no share buy backs as a condition?

The whoopty swoopty ha ha fun dip

snib

>Why would he do this if he already said he's already trying to open the country back up?
He overheard a couple WH interns talking about sneaking in a few cases of Corona, then freaked the fuck out. No one can talk him down.

Hmmmmmm....

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MMT
US Dollars are literally bitcoin

is there any advantage to buying a long call over the individual stock if the long call is more expensive?

like 1 call for 100 shares is $500 but the individual stock only costs $50 so you could just buy the stock for the same price and hold the physical security without fear of depreciation over time. why are options like this more expensive than the underlying stock?

WHY DIDN'T WE SELL AT 25.5?

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The money comes courtesy of us the tax payer and future generations of tax payer and the global retards still dumb enough to buy oil in USD and also countries dumb enough still to buy US bonds which is the rest of the world and that's how we do it kid!

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Chek'd!

How much REFR do I need to make it bros?

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I

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ONLY

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SAVE

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BEARISH

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IMAGES

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So tommorow it's green and the red for a week then green for a day then red for a week and this will be the bottom? Checked btw

Nah. They're working on it. CNBC article from three hours ago does a decent job of going through the points of contention. Nancy's stupid replacement bill is not being considered. They're working on some changes to the existing bill.

cnbc.com/2020/03/24/coronavirus-updates-congress-gets-closer-to-a-deal-on-massive-stimulus-bill.html

Uh oh bullchads....

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Fuck Jerome. QE isnt going to stop a virus and neither is going back to work on Monday Trump.

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youtube.com/watch?v=E6sUU2wrrKs

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>comparing a pandemic to a depression
So low IQ and low energy.

the money comes from the computer at the federal reserve :)

>15% deaths
when will it dip?

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Good luck SQQQers

imagine people who sold because ackman cried on cnbc. That's how fucking dumb this market thinking a billionaire has feelings and goes on CNBC to express them. Then he got 2.5b in cheapies. While bears called him a sensitive baby and doubled down on puts/shorts.

Well the graphs are uncannily similar.

>global retards still dumb enough to buy oil in USD
You CAN'T buy oil except in US dollars

>Not realizing nothing has changed since 2008 and the virus is a perfect cover for GFC 2 electric boogaloo
Cringe

Just buy the common shares in that case. Buying the call is speculation both the underlying will run up and the call will retain its value in kind relative to your buy price.

He said they'd look at the situation in 15 days and evaluate if it would be best to reopen things then. The media promptly said "Trump is trying to kill you for muh capitalism by opening businesses", and you believed it because you still believe them. Watch any given press conference stream on The White House Youtube channel, they have them like every day or two.
Someone literally asked the president if he thought he was causing racism against Chinese-Americans by referring to COVID-19 as "the Chinese disease" in response to the Chinese spreading the story in China that it started from US tourists since grorious nation can do no wrong.
It just werks and definitely is not fake as long as enough of you keep believing in it -t. federal reserve and most modern economists
In other words, never feel bad for cuttthroat trading, because the monetary system is already gamed and dishonest.

Fed is gobbling up everything in sight. Tomorrow is going to be more green.

Stick a fork in it.

The money printer didn't go brrr back in 1929.

You sound mad that you got played like a fiddle.

Any leafbros, what are the highest volume TSX shorting ETFs?

Fffuuuuuu!!!!

Why didn't I buy the dip

Instead I listened to all you doom-monger bearfags and sold out at the bottom

It's only green from here. Coronavirus turned out to be a big nothingburger

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This article says it could drag on into Wednesday.

Non essential businesses translated to malls and restaurants/bars. Everything else is functioning normally. We aren’t even short on toilet paper.

I hate to break this to you, but charts have almost a fractal like pattern to them. If you change scales and zoom and out enough you can make anything look like anything. It's interesting and something to keep in mind sure, but it's likely coincidental at this point. N = 2 is hardly enough to form a prior. This isn't as concrete as mathematical induction.

I've hardly done any moves. Just scalping a bit here and there lately. Rotating my picks based on what's working or not etc.

what happens if the brrrr continues into july

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I BOUGHT AT 25.5

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Brrr is now the only policy of the Fed. Literally the only thing they have left when the downturn continues is negative interest rates

>darkpools buying
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FUCK
SHIIIITTT!!!!!

I want to fuck the devil girl.

Oh fuck.
bullish.
AAAAAAAAAAA
MY SDOOOOOWWWW!!!!!

nancy's bill is just bargaining, they want to draw this negotiation out

Remember TARP
These people don't care how bad this gets
the worse it gets, the more the people will let them do whatever they want to fix it.

Based Larry David poster

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Imagine actually holding after close today, sucker every minute.

Sure. That doesn't mean the thing is dead.

>We aren’t even short on toilet paper.
True. I saw CVS selling them individually by the roll, which they usually don't do, in addition to the typical packages. Prices were raised and it was limited to 1 per person, but the point stands. I'm still in confusion over why toilet paper of all things. Just wash your ass.

The republicunts want to send billions to major corporations without giving any trumpbux to us NEETs. It's like the Wall street bailout of 2008 all over again. The little person will be screwed while the airlines and cruise companies that squandered all their profits will get free money

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Fffuuuuuu!!!!

Why didn't I sell when I could!

Instead, I listened to all you delusional bullfags and missed my chance to sell.

It's only red from here. Coronavirus turned out to be a big happening.

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not a good analogy at all. this is a temporary problem that will resolve in short time as the virus clears itself out and runs out of people to infect. if it was deadly and killed like over 10% of people it infects i migt agree with you but for most working age people this is a flu

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Welp time to sell.

Trump stream is live.

From what I understand, with a call you're expecting the future price of the stock to increase past the strike price of the options contract. If the stock does indeed move past the strike price and then some, then the call you have immediately becomes more valuable as you have the right to purchase those 100 securities at a cheaper rate. Additionally volatility factors into option pricing, as it rises (indicating that greater option price movement is expected), the more option premiums increase.

Some other user correct me if I'm wrong, but I hope this helps.

100 x 50 = 5000

don't you know that this faggot has been market manipulating ever since he got into office? if he announces that today, the democrats could really fucking look into it if they ever wanted to remove him for real.

ACKMAN BOUGHT ALL THE CHEAPIES AND I SHORTED THE BOTTOM AAAAAAAAAAAAA

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it just eliminates the consequences of insolvency. normally you want consequences for the sake of sanity, but in this case it's the opposite.

>MIST
that shit doesn't look like it's bouncing back..

>historic unemployment
BULLISH AND BUILT IN
BUY BUY BUY

Just go long on anything related to Gold. JNUG isn't anything special besides the current option prices. Any leveraged gold ETF will do well right now

More like a great shopping opportunity!

I literally paced back and forth in front of my computer all day after buying it premarket at $25 and could have done that. I wanted to wait for it to hit 27. Now I just want to kill myself. If it doesn't rally a little bit tonight (thereby giving a signal that it'll do well tomorrow) then I'm selling before 8 PM hits. My stack is literally my entire portfolio.

It's all by a computer. That computer says "give Bill Somedog $40,000" Then that info is sent to your bank's computer. Bank computer says ok. Bill checks his account next day. Sees he's 40k richer. It's that simple. Same shit that works at your job anymore. If it's direct deposit then some computer somewhere controls when on what dates the "money" is released to the employees. It's all digital info. The only time actual cash enters into it is if at your bank or at an ATM you request it. (or via the cashback option at Kroger/Wal-mart)

HXD had a volume of 1M today

What the fuck set off the bots? They were all primed to buy but it makes no sense to do it now.
>carnival still going up

IS BLOODY THURSDAY STILL A THING????

>without giving any trumpbux to us NEETs
I thought it was a flat $2000 for anyone making under $80k until Polosi blocked it. Also the Dems are trying to use the bill to pass a ton of environmentalist regulations and shit.

>we hope to open back up by easter

Trump is senile, he hasn't imposed a national lockdown to be able to re open lmao.

Remember when people were posting charts from other pandemics and expecting an 8-12% dip? Now people are posting charts of the Great Depression and expecting 60%.

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kek

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As an SQQQ'er from the 23's, I feel so bad for SQQQ'ers from the 25's. Hang in there, we are gonna make it.

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Unemployment and GDP are not correlated to stock market performance

If that be the case, then how come nobody in the U.S. govt. has caught wind of this, or knows and isn't saying anything about it.

Why is everyone such a fucking pussy? The cure to every physical ailment is alcohol, when I get corona I will just drink some strong rum throughout the day, solves everything.

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who do you guys think is manipulating this whole shit like this and profiting massively off of it? Jim Simons or some shit like that?

Guess he MIST the boat

No, see, both are socialism and all of you who support either should really curb your anti-consent serfdom bullshit.
But your whining gets especially old because both corporations and rich individuals pay such enormous tax rates that the bailouts are just part of the extra robbery back.

Holy shit, we are still weeks behind Italy and our trajectory is worse than Italy, Trump is absolutely fucking delusional

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I pussied out and sold my SQQQ. It was probably a dumb move because historic high days are followed by historic lows and vice-versa.

Didn't the US only quarantine New York?

Solves everything except liver failure.

24 checking in

ha. Yeah never believe a hedgie making an emotional plea. They're snakes. All. A hedgie only cries if he thinks he can make more money because of it... or he bet too big and liquidated himself.

>ONTX and SNSS are now tied
top 10 anime battles

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bots don't know about the pandemic, they literally don't have an input for "plague = 1"

cnn.com/2020/03/23/us/coronavirus-which-states-stay-at-home-order-trnd/index.html

NUMBER 1 CONFIRMED
USA USA USA USA

Quite a few more states have enacted lockdowns since then. It's de-facto nationwide.

>you guys told me not to buy Boeing
>didn't
>up like $35 today

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Hold til EOD Thursday, iron hands.

Yeah and we will fucking kill you if you decide otherwise! Don't you forget it, you can get fork stabbed otherwise bitch!

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imagine people who think this is over. and the panic that hasn't even started for good in murica is going to decrease after their hapless leader starts freestyling on national tv when the numbers go down and more states go into quarantine, after he told them he wants to put people back to work.

Stop falling for the bot meme. Algo bots are still primitive, they need someone pointing them in the right direction.

Actual pre-2020 risk studies on pandemics have it about 25% down in equities.

They aren't accurate at all. That's with 19,000,000 deaths and 7 months to a vaccine.

Glad I bought CCL when it shat. I'm in the green all the way across the board. They better pass the "check bill" soon. I want my wad damnit! Before they all get infected.

>historic high days are followed by historic lows and vice-versa.
I know this, yet I'm still terrified over my 236-238 SPY puts.

The NY governor made the order, not the president, and it doesn't restrict travel in or out of NY.

>light at the end of the tunnel
This sounds like Trump's "mission accomplished" speech