Best day since 1933

literal ooga booga reply, not surprising considering how many niggers shill for trump nowadays

>Why would someone choose short term gains over long term pain

It's called an exit strategy, the only way non dividend yielding securities can pay off.

I see retardation. It can't be a joke
>it must be stupidity

trump is so good no wonder everyone hates him

Sure think, fag.

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>dilate

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There's no way this is close to being over.

"Everything shut down for two weeks, then everything went back to normal"

C'mon. That's retarded.

>1933
F

I really wonder what it's going to take before trumplets actually see the truth of the situation. I can't tell if these guys are paid by the state or if they're just unironically retarded.

>Still no cure for the coronavirus
>Initial restrictions on travel and lockdowns were merely reactive and not based on actual necessity
>Massive amount of asymptomatic carriers simply sitting still without any efforts to actually reduce their proliferation of the virus
>Hundreds of thousands laid off already, number will increase each day as the quarantine remains in effect, will definitely reach a million at minimum
>Tenants and landlords are already in a state of harsh tension with one another, will only get worse the second we're expected to simply return to business when a plethora of tenants will have lost tons of hours at best, lost their careers at worst
>Trump trying to force businesses to operate like normal just so that he can keep the stock market open and happy
>Mass-exposure hasn't even been possible due to quarantines, and will become a literally uncounterable certainty when you start flooding the streets with uneducated goobers who think they're all fine
>Second wave of spreading will be nightmarish by comparison, as the hospitals are already flooded without the guarantee that the virus is spreading like wildfire
>People without income will be expected to pay for their insurance or be slapped with obscenely expensive bills for testing, further plummeting the lower class's spending power into the dirt
>Several industries are already projected to feel some obscene pain as a result of circumstances we're presently pushing through, when we haven't even reached the worst of it
>Only option from that point on is to continue permitting exposure, allowing potentially millions to die, or enforce additional quarantines, which will slaughter major and minor businesses worse than it is now

I really hope you guys enjoyed the DOW bouncing up for a few days.

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Dow is going less than 17500 tomorrow. Screencap this.

history is repeating itself. this is so exciting to watch

Wow, it's gone all the way up to... 20k! Almost 21k!

>I really wonder what it's going to take before trumplets actually see the truth of the situation. I can't tell if these guys are paid by the state or if they're just unironically retarded.

They'll never see it. Amerisharts are subhuman.

There were polls taken regarding the Iraq war. In 2003, 65% of normies wanted to invade Iraq. In 2011, only 30% said they wanted it. In other words, roughly 1/3rd of Americans lie through their teeth, even to themselves, to feel better. And they are legitimately incapable of self-awareness.

Amerisharts make things up in order to soothe their egos, and their voting patterns are entirely based on that. Trump will win again in November. There is nothing that can stop him, the cattle are too deeply invested in him vicariously.

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Yes. Dilate.

What's the stimulus? and isn't this a fake pump from printed money?

>Normies panic selling the bottom
>Everyone is an expert and we’re headed for a depression

Buy signal

>Yes. Dilate.

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You crazy motherfucker you get your news on MSN

LOL

oh no no no ahahaha. Ohohoho. This is gonna be Soo good.

damn you fell for the bait..... dilate

boomers stupidity knows no limit

LOL. Thanks for proving my point diaperfur.

>damn you fell for the bait.

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History doesn't repeat itself

this is called "milking lady liberty for all she's worth"

You can't even recognize one of your own reddit trolls, retard.

There's no way this is not a bubble popping, I knew it.

My god you trump niggers are dumb

Fuck you Israel

you forgot the basedjak.
I figured you would use them, you did spend thousands to have that folder commissioned right?

we have the best president don't we folks?

No, I just used one to make fun of your cringe way of posting. Are you done coping yet?

How much are you jews getting paid to post here??

TAKE YOUR MEDS KIKE

Whatever Trump pays his cheap mexican shills i'm guessing

See you later.

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>Cringe
>Cope
Beep boop. Yikes. Beep boop.

You first diaperfur.

Yes, cringe and cope. You must hear those words often.

The way you use greentext clearly betrays that you come come /r/the_donald
begone reddit scum

>BTC up 75% since the bottom on massive volume
>Dow has its best day in 90 years

It’s bottomed. Don’t overthink it.

Not really because I don't hang out around stinky 4channers

Don't worry, at the time seventy percent of people thought Saddam was involved in 9/11 without evidence and even at the time foreign and probably some US media was calling it out, but nobody in the government or major media tried to stop it.
It's worse than you think.

>killed 10% of how many die to flu every year
>99% of those who died were over 50
>99% of those who died have at least a comorbidity
>50% had 3 or more chronic diseases
>for 99%+ of the population it's not even as bad as a proper flu

lol euro mad America will remain on top. No doubt we will have more infections, but when America is in charge, stocks. always. go. up

They're like goldfish they can't remember what even happened a week ago.

>literally admits to being a redditor
holy cringe

These people are so fucking stupid it's unbelievable

All I want to know is, will Dolan sign this stock bump and send it to State Television too?

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This pump is unstable. The market is just reacting to Trump saying everyone will be back at work soon. The fact of the matter is nothing is being produced and nothing is being bought. The economy will continue to collapse.

I just noticed you reported the wojak post you fucking pussy LMAO

no i just don't hang out with extremely online types such as yourself lmao.
>The Reddit-Yas Forums dichotomy
Jesus Christ

Ironic given Trump sucks those Jews off

"hang out" who talks like that? Nobody "hangs out" here you failed abortion

no I didn't lmao.
can you even see reports on this website?
Chill out schizo. It's not just me that hates your Reddit image macros. I wouldn't take the time to report anything on this awful shithole, not even CP.

Yes you can see reports unless you have reddit bookmarked.

Lurk more
Lurk less

>he thinks death toll is all that matters.
Let's just forget about how the virus can result in permanent lung damage and how it can easily mutate with how extremely rapidly it spreads.

ok normie

Nice fake pump faggot

forgot that you've been social distancing your entire life my bad

cool new feature gookmoot put in glad it's here

buy on the rumour
sell on the news

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Now that the dust has settled and the pandemic is dying down, can we all agree that it was dumb to panic so much?
Most countries now have left the exponential growth phase and things should be fine in one or two weeks.
What can we do to avoid a similar panic over nothing in the future. I lost some money because of this shit.

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>permanent lung damage
>it was damaged a few weeks ago
How the fuck do you know that

Stop being a mindless cult sheep

Yes, everybody is distancing on websites but continue to "hang out" until you stop exposing yourself.

past few days has tested my faith in Burgers, must admit.
>roughly 1/3rd of Americans lie through their teeth, even to themselves, to feel better. And they are legitimately incapable of self-awareness
well, theres that. There's also the basic dishonesty and sheer unpleasantness of weaselly bags of garbage like Shapiro & Co.
Any country which happily sells its elders down the river for a few points on the Dow, maybe deserves whats coming to it tho.