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First for don't fall into the bulltrap

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on Thursday 13:30 the new unemployed numbers will be published

First for breasts!

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SAW IN FACEBOOK STOCKS ARE CHEAPED RIGHT NOW GONNA BUY SOME SHARES

>twitter.com/ken_macarthur/status/1242348588933484545
>@10DowningStreet @SadiqKhan @TfL @BBCBreaking @BBCNews @BBCBreakfast still overcrowding at London tube stations this morning while #nhsworkers are trying to get to work. We need ID inspections at the stations This was central line this morning
uh oh

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still buying puts but it's getting painful

DON'T LET BULLS FOOL YOU WITH GME
PUTS PUTS PUTS

That's a man, baby

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the tension of buying SDOW into a 10% surge is real

I'm really confident it's going to print by monday but OOF I bought at open and didn't expect a double digit day

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Fake news. Give me proof.

the fuck why did she just start chewing

Is the senate voting or what?

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It's over. The boomers won. They control the Fed and WH. All in on boomerstox while you can T MSFT NEE DUK LMT GD KO

assuming that I don't do stuff like shorting or take loans, is it possible to lose more than your invested capital?

Reminder that after the markets wrap I'll give the usual news update. Some notes worthy of mention, then starting around 8pm EDT I'll begin covering the asian markets until 2am with live updates of their market actions.

Todays been a good rally. Nothing else really worth noting. BA still fucked.

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Obviously because a ghost put his dick in her mouth

obviously yes but if you have to ask this question you might be too retarded for this

Dump

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>Flipped twice from 3.70 to 4.20.
I'll buy it again if it dips under 4, this is just easy short term money. There's a large media campaign and concerted effort to tank the shares, but I saw exactly how busy they were on Friday and know the truth.

Technology stocks were adding to their earlier gains, with the SPDR Technology Select Sector ETF Tuesday advancing 9.2% while the Philadelphia Semiconductor Index was rising 9.3%. Among technology stocks moving on news, Mellanox (MLNX) was riding an 8.8% advance after Dealreporter said the fabless chipmaker was close to a deal with Chinese antitrust regulators that would allow it to move forward with a proposed $6.9 billion acquisition of the company by Nvidia (NVDA).
Price: 117.79, Change: +9.12, Percent Change: +8.39

I'm buying SDOW before close. As a bullchad, I don't believe in this rally. Not yet.

Friday 13th: +1985
Monday 16th: pic related

Bulls about to get BTFO

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I doubt Mitch will bring the dem’s poisoned green bill to the floor.

I mean I want to believe it but that was before the printer became fully operational

vix up 11.50% since open

fuck 20 minutes left. calls on SQQQ? or puts on SPY? what are you guys doing

>tfw bought T and XOM at the bottom

SQQQ is finna be based, isn't it

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>literally no good numbers coming out of anywhere in the entire world
>the stocks are literally creating a feedback loop on each other
>the mother of all bull traps
There will be a movie about the origin of it.

Reminder when biz thinks they’ve figured out the market, buy puts.

News today
>Canada, UK and India enter lockdown
>Olympics postponed
>Bailout Bill still not passed (did not lead to a growth of stock market in 2008 and was priced in today)
>Italy has not yet peaked in cases
>US still climbing in rates
>WHO now arguing with administration over sending people back

Buy Puts

>Bought KO at 56.
Boy these bags sure feel great to hold. I totally won't have to wait at least two years to offload them.

The time required for replacement to happen would make America easy prey against their geopolitical opponents. This is the alternative.

Good post.

This

I think they're just getting a lot of sales from animal crossing and doom but I think they'll go back down, because gamestop are literal garbage and deserve it. Please.

men

>9000 point drop in a month
>Bulls gloat

i wish i could buy leveraged etf but NOOO you cant do that as europoor,,,,fuck IB and fuck the requirement of 100k

I guess it doesn't matter when they're printing this every second

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>Can the stocks I buy become worth negative money

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>tfw my puts are losing money
My WMT and GE calls on the other hand...

08:30 EST

I just popped one of my 3 weekly poorfag daytrades to sell UVXY after buying for $47 this morning

>calls on SQQQ? or puts on SPY?
whats the difference

>tfw sold my UPRO at 22.3
Fuck me.

CRAB BROS GIVE ME YOUR ENERGY

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i hear you, this will likely be my last round of aggressive puts

>People thought -30% was significant
We're going into -90% territory soon.

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>SQQQ dropping as market closes, now losing 150 dollars
MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP GO UP GO UP. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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You're implying that would stop me.

How can people really think this ISN'T the biggest BVLL trap we have ever seen

no

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>not buying again as soon as it dipped under 40
Did this to yourself.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING BUT I'M BUYING SPY PUTS

I told you retards to buy cruise lines and airlines last week. Should have listened. Now you're all caught with your cocks in your hands aaaahahhahahahaa

Reminder to buy this shit or you’re retarded

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No volume on SQQQ

>Please.
I think you want them to go down because you're short, not because they're literal garbage. If anything their determination has reaffirmed some confidence in them. For example, Amazon delayed my AC preorder so I cancelled and just picked it up at Gamestop. If months of notice ahead of time isn't enough to get the job done, then I'd rather take my business elsewhere.

>10.43 % up

I am very confused right now. Is this a trap?

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Tomorrow will be another Red 2500 day.

>Not holding a stake in a terrific business for the rest of your life and being rewarded with profit participation for doing so.
Not gonna make it.

sell it

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it's absolutely a trap

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

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>Up 6% when my other holdings of HAL, HAS and WDC are all up 15+%.
Yeah, nah. Just a stupid buy I got conned into making. I'll be OK long term, but damn if I'm not annoyed short term.

just remember bullbros, it's the phoneposting NEETs with $20 on the line calling you retards as they bet against the market.

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Big if true

VIX is signalling a dam breaking overnight

>markets up on hope for stimulus bill

Read whats in the bill, the senate wont pass it, and trump definitely wont sign it.

tranny
unironically the only woman posted on Yas Forums all week. take note boys.

upside down women are a bearish signal

is this true?

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3:45 PM dompening commencing. DOMP EET.

You're dedicated, I'll give you that

The question you're trying to ask is (and should google) "What types of investments have open ended losses?" or "What types of investments have infinite losses?"

If your stonks are bought with cash, and your account is therefore not a margin account, it is a cash account.

>I think you want them to go down because you're short, not because they're literal garbage.
Nah, don't get me wrong. I'm short. But I bought puts on gamestop because they're notoriously retarded and bad with their employees.

I bought when they announced that they thought they were going to protest police and stay open because they're 'essential', and desu I am very surprised they haven't tanked. Irrational markets etc.

I'm going to give it a few more weeks. The real turning point is when proven vaccine is being administered and people start going back to work as normal.
Remember unemployment numbers Friday.

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Don't discriminate against NEETs

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If this isn't a bull trap and tomorrow's isn't blood red then I'm officially contemplating suicide.

it's just the beginning of the greatest bull run in history

>too out of proportion

Yes keep pumping it so I can buy more SDOW

Jerome made the mistake of invoking this dark magic on Tuesday. He's gonna pay the price tomorrow with Black Wednesday

WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS IT UP 10% AAAAAAAAAAAAAA DID I MISS SOMETHING?

fuck it, im betting on groceries. i couldnt decide which puts to make or calls on SQQQ so i just went with calls on kroger. this corona shit isnt going away for a while and people are still going to be hunkered down stockpiling groceries for at least another month

Tomorrow is not blood red because the stimulus vote is later tonight.
Its nothing but a local bottom

I would suggest everyone to buy long puts.

Name even 3 things wrong with the Dem bill

This looks like one of my 3d sculpts when my dick gets a hold of the accumulate brush

Fuck im with ya buddy.

I also have some margin on mine which might come to call if this shit keeps going another 6% would suck to lose money when you just need a little more time for them to crash the market

thansk

alright, I now have 4 SPXS, 4 SQQQ, and 6 SDOW

that doesn't sound like a lot but I'm a poorfag and that's a lot

the crash is over, go home to your wives and children

Imagine being a fucking bear right now

baby's first trap

HE’S NOT DEAD YET!!

PRAISE TONY!!!

#
Are we getting another disasterous trump conference?

#
But if this is the beginning of the first two day streak of greens... could be the start of a massive short cover rally

Which direction?
Nancy was saying this is all about compromise, she doesn’t expect to get everything in the bill. I’m sweating on my SDOW/DOG

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>I bought when they announced that they thought they were going to protest police and stay open because they're 'essential', and desu I am very surprised they haven't tanked. Irrational markets etc.

Part of the media blitz I was talking about. You even said it yourself, it's obvious they just wanted to stay open for AC and Doom and they've even since closed down in-store operations (you can call ahead and pick up in person still, however). I saw with my own eyes how many sales that made for them, especially with Amazon dropping the ball.

bears

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I don't give a shit. Even if all of my puts go to zero, I'm still outperforming the market this year.

Prove its over

what stocks do i need to buy for a girl like that?

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Buddy you better go all in right now, the rocket ship is taking off, we bottomed and your about to miss it.

Put your life savings in right now!

>baked beans
>not custard
Awful

Prepare for BRRRRRRRRRRRR

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it's time to give it up bobos, it's been a month of straight red

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Yep I was in that thread jumped all over it am up ~40% on those damn what a fucking call

Injecting AOC’s dogshit communist wishlist into it as an intentional poison pill

wise choice, you can't eat stocks for lunch and dinner ya know

A gym membership.

>"Ze foolish boolz 'ave payrchased ze trap?"
>"Damp eat."

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Does Yas Forums not know that treasuries and MBS aren’t the same as stocks?

Of course not kek why am I asking

See

>Remember unemployment numbers Friday.

Thursday

The virus is priced in now

Is that max

I put 4k of my 9k stack, I am dying in anticipation on SQQQ. This wasn't balls, it was sheer gambling.

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KFC

unemployment doesn't matter you retards what matters is ICU capacity usage in New York

Poorfags unite

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Bull bro's we got to cocky!

Getting some close of day selling activity.

Digits say prepare for liftoff bois

nice dubs

Good to know this place isn't all retards

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During the great depression it was also a sharp fall and then a steady decrease

>VIX almost breakeven

Volatility is back on the menu, this pump will not will not last this week

have you guys seen how many so called right-wing politicans or talking heads have turned out to be full blown closet communists during this little corona crisis?

once they see stock market crash they demand totalitarian control and seizing private sector just like the worst communists out there. at least in usa trump and reps are now shutting this stupidity down, europe is worse than usa and asia

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