My housemate has just asked me out. How do I kindly say no to her...

If you like her, then I think you should actually go for it. Your body will realise that there is no danger and your anxiety will disappear after a while. The hard part is getting through it.

Thank you for all your support frens. What would you say to her? She asked me out over message so i can message her back
Unironically swinging my linkies but this situation has completely taken over my day and there will be no more swinging until I deal with it
Stay safu frens

Are you sure she didnt ask you to get out instead of going out?

sir ,, if you posting the pic first i will then offer my advice .

Is she hot?

This is your chance to sniff a butthole user dont fuck it up

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Social distancing has been the best thing to happen to my social life. I don't want anyone near me dear

i don't mean this to be rude OP, but could you show her this thread or something equally as, from a woman's perspective, equally as cringeworthy? if she knows you're genuinely not in the right head for a relationship she won't want you anyway, most likely. alternatively if you reject her three times and she still wants you, consider the merits of dating her recreationally if you can afford to move somewhere else if things go sour.

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>first time chance at getting laid
>anxiety literally prevents you from acting on it
what a fucking cringelord faggot, I cant believe people like you exist that are older than 14

Watch - OP has autism and probably misunderstood what the girl was saying.

She probably asked him if he could take out the trash or take something outside for her and he thinks she’s asking him out on a date.

Why don’t you post the screenshot and we’ll take it from there.

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Do exactly as I say. Imagine you're Ozymandias from the Watchmen (2009). Front kick her right in the vagina, don't recharge the kick as in traditional karate (namaste), but use the kick as a step to gain distance on her. Follow the kick with a same side hook to the jaw. If you connected right she should be staggering if not collapsing. Quickly grab hold of her shoulders and use the opposite leg to knee her in the chest. Call her an idiotic nigger. Explain to her that women have been voting Western Civilization into a gigantic shitskin daycare. God I hate women, le kinos for this feel?

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why do you guys talk through text when you're housemates thats kinda weird

LINK LAW!
The longer a convo goes on in a thread its inevitable a chainlink cultist will show up and mention chainlink even if said thread has nothing to do with the token.

Waste of trips, nolinker cope

Say you are not interested

stick ur dick in it faggot

Tell her the truth: you're a fagget.

What you’ve been doing has worked so far

Don’t listen to Yas Forums and don’t be a dumbass basically

Take a picture of her feet. Post them in this thread and then show her what you did. She won't want anything to do with you after that.

"Its not you its me"
t. george costanza

based.

Fake and gay

Tell her to buy btc, all in bro. We bullish.

muh no coin muh 2.5yrs to do nothing be nothing accomplish nothing muh 1k eoy every yr since 2017,18,19,2020 just keep changing it every year. stfu cultist you're brainwashing is showing

post a picture of her

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I think you should invite her to a nice place. Make sure you dress up nicely before going there, be clean and smell good. Then you should start some casual conversation. When the woman is comfortable you make your move. Tell her to close her eyes, then you approach her ear and whisper to her "I don't want to date you". After that you run away. If you are on a restaurant you leave the woman to pay for the food.

I will give you some advice. Be safe and dont fuck raw. Always buy your own condoms. Actions are more than words. Next time you sit and eat with her. Slide her an envelope with a written letter with what your sub conscious really wants to express. You dont have to do it verbally. Then slide the condom on the table toward her and stand up. You should be naked waist down. Let her talk first. Lick her pussy. Good luck because this timeline is fucked in so many angles. Enjoy these times.

Just go out and bee yourself. She'll leave you alone after that

Are you saying you wish you were still anxious and alone rather than be trapped?

Meh just lie and say you'd love to go out with her. Then live the rest of your life in constant anxiety until you die of old age after living a long and fulfilling life surrounded by anxiety-inducing children and grandkids.

AS USUAL OP HAS THE GAY

It's not gonna go much lower bro

Accept and then just drop some perverted shit on her. Say you're into BDSM/slapping/choking. If she gets grossed out you don't have to date her. If she says yes you get to urinate on and beat up another human being for free.

Rape her because she just gave you consent

I am
my anxiety made me good at programming computers, and I loved it (even if it was compensating)
now I have no passions left
she's taking all my passion, time, money, tempo, fuck this shit

Utterly based

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Just have to bite the bullet go out, and if she thinks you're weird then you just say that you don't go out much honestly, and that you're sorry for being kind of anxious.

Tell her that youre gay.

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Imagine not asking your fellow robots instead lmao
Anyway, just tell her that it's nothing against her, you just don't want to date anyone at any point. The truth is the easiest answer user

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you should do it user you'll get dick sucked while trading maybe

tell her you are circumcised

Just say no. Stop being so afraid.

holy fucking based

You shouldn't be going outside. Just fuck her now

Tell her that you are willing to date her, but that there will be absolutely no fornicating until after the two of you decide to marry because Jesus demands it.

except she would absolutely never believe that excuse and obviously would think it was her.