/smg/ - Stock Market General

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Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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Boomer Investing 101:
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Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
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List of hedge fund holdings:
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WHY IS DOW STILL UP ITS NOT FAIR

Can't eat steak every day, sadly

Honestly can't tell if tomorrow's gonna be red. Seems like a pullback is in order, but I don't want to miss out on more sweet bull energy

Was gone for an hour.
What happened?

What will tomorrow look like? Buy SDOW before closing today or wait?

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Tomorrow better be bloody or I'm gonna be pissed.

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if the unemployment numbers come out tomorrow it's gonna be red

Cinemark is so much better man, unless they canceled their dividends so do your DD on that, AMC is already near penny stock land and it has a rewards program that is a lot like that infamous company that went bankrupt giving people free movies

Cinemark if it keeps 11% dividend is just too good to pass up

Look at all the tuesday bulltraps of the last three weeks.

now we crab until friday

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Remember, infinite QE is PRICE IN bulls
Gonna need some fresh meat if you want this shit to keep going up

asians are subhuman

please don't post videos of my wife here

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They come out Thursday.

Regardless, I think we've hit the end of the biggest drops, and have entered slow drop country. YOLO bears need to transition

Aren't the numbers being released just for Feb?

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Crash tomorrow or thursday?

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Chinese and SEA monkeys maybe. Leave Japs, Koreans, and Mongols alone.

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On a normal day I would fade so many stocks green vs red. However these are not normal times so I'm thinking this runs another day.

It won't be bloody as usual. Unless they find a cure or push the aid bill, it'll just be slowly dragged out.

reminder that unemployment numbers are priced in

Anyone remembers what the first reports of corona were like?

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gonna smoke a joint bros

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Solve the puzzle:

_r_ced _n

MY FUCKING SPY PUTS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Can you really price in a guaranteed endless stream of printed money?

>koreans
North or South?

What the actual fuck is wrong with Asians.

you're right, stimulus is priced in

imagine the fall when it fails to pass lmao

I'm done fucking with options, should I load up on SQQQ and hold or just go for some cheapies since the jobs report's been postponed apparently.

Wouldn't be the dumbest buy, imho.

The employment figures come out tomorrow or Thursday and we're likely to fall back to 18 and change.

I just picked up some SQQQ myself

That's just countably infinite QE.

Next is uncountably infinite QE.

OH NOOO NOT MY HECKIN JOBERINOS
WE LOST 1MILLION RESTARINOS

WE ALL KNEW THAT 16 DAYARINOS AGORINO?

THEY GUIDED UNEMPLOYMENT UPARINO BECAUSE THE HECKIN RETAIL INDUSTRY EXPLODED IN SALESARINO

MARKET WENT UP 10% ARINO ON THE JOB LOSSARINOS

CUE THE BEARTARD -90% PORTFOLIOINOS

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your wife is pretty hot
her son was even more so

what should we buy to hold overnight for tomorrows pump or dump

"Variant of SARS virus found in china." They went on to describe some stuff about the mutation and indicated it had a high infectivity rate. That's basically it. It was back in November 2019.

>20 million dollar option play on XOM

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I thought I was smart for loading up on SQQQ at 23 when it hit 25 but it just came back down. Holding it overnight is going to drive me nuts.

Hantavirus does NOT have human to human transmission. That's why you shouldn't worry. You get it from eating rats; and only from eating rats.

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*cuts you down*

can i have your stuff?

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So. SQQQ. Hmm. Do we just boy even more? Is today ending in pump or dump? I don't wanna pour more money into this unless I am reasonable sure there won't be much more pumping/price reduction on SQQQ.

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FOMO just ruined me lol

LOW VOLUME

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Uhhh guys did the Senate adjourn with no deal? The floor feed isn't live.

ARE WE OUT OF THE WOODS YET?
ARE WE OUT OF THE WOODS YET?
ARE WE IN THE CLEAR YET?
ARE WE IN THE CLEAR YET?

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HOSANNA

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the fuck is this video, I sure hope this is fake

Yes, but it requires hyperreal numbers.

Quick lads, what puts should I buy?

Bought the spike on AAL?

>uncountably infinite QE
Might as well trade seashells

How many deaths are priced in?

Buy more, not boy.

Redpill me on SQQQ cuz I just dropped $10k on it

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buy puts right now or will it rise more tomorrow?????

Someone knows something.

Corona also wasn't a human to human transmission virus, until some chink ate a bat and it mutated to become h2h transmission capable.

>Creddit Suisse guy calling the economy only coming back to pre-Corona levels by 2022
COME ON YOU BEARS

Gonna be real fucking happy when Yas Forums goes the fuck away and normalcy returns.

SILVER DOLLAR CITY

damn i remember going there when i was lke 10

I feel like I should've bought stocks yesterday

>Overburdened hospitals (New York)
>Unemployment numbers
>Federal lockdown lifted
>Stimulus bill
So what’s “priced in”?

So Trump's plan is pumnp the market, lockdown for 2 weeks and everything is back to normal?

Bro

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Yes.

>Might as well trade seashells
But we'll need those once all the TP is gone.

You have no idea how proud I am of this dumb joke.

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its a meme

Thoughts on O? Might tank more with all these REITs shitting the bed

Also wanting more info, t-theres going to be a correction tomorrow right guys....right???

No such thing as a federal lockdown

there was a great post once talking about how everything was heckin' priced in-erino and it had the reddit face. I still laugh thinking about it.

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>chews with her mouth open
I hate asians

PRICED IN, EVERYTHING IS PRICED IN

>Why yes, I did buy a GME call option, why do you ask?

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Imagine investing in something you have no fucking idea about....

NO NO user THE JOBS NUMBERS THURSDAY THEY MIGHT BE BAD

does tastyworks have anything for me to short the UK? can't find any ETF that tracks the FTSE.

I'm praying. I might just put all my shit in WEN stock, at least it won't fuck me over.

GREEN VERDE

IS GONNA BE GREEN ITS OVER I SWEAR NO MORE BEAR

Chaos.
Niggers are gonna riot, and owners will cash in their insurances, insurers will take infinite loans with zero interest.
The ball keeps spinning. New money is in the market with no losses.

VOTE AND KILL THIS SHIT ALREADY you better not push this shit until after market close

BUY HMNY!
Can't get better prices than that! Movie theaters will have a MASSIVE rally after the quarantine ends!

Should I jist buy a put and a call? Some of these stocks move enough that a bet either way looks like it'll be successful monetarily.

It’s been a trend lately on bugmen social media. They go out and eat traditional Chinese medicine meals and Snapchat it. They eat all sorts of awful shit, often alive. I’ve seen live mice, live tadpoles, and a raw donkey head eaten by them. Chinese culture is Africa tier developed.

I have a long put on gamestop.

isnt Amazon Cinema-make a movie and directly provide it Amazon for them to stream it, going crush these movie theaters? I saw the president of the National Theaters Association or whatever doing a major cope on CNBC yesterday regarding this. He asked for a bailout

nice. don't hold on to it for too long. it decays if nothing big happens.

Where were you when bobofags were eternally B T F O ?

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Incredible. I'm sorry i missed it.

are you kidding? they can't vote on it until like friday

Dow Jones is gonna end the day up 15% isn't it

they won't be bad, nearly everyone just works from home instead of the office. nobody was fired because of the virus

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

haters gonna hate but I'm still getting paid

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They will be bad, but won't show the effect all the wagies that aren't officially fired. A lot of companies aren't firing, they just "aren't scheduling" people, so those people can't apply for unemployment.

Mgm put with strike at 7 bucks , expiration may

I'm scared to not buy before the market closes and a deal is passed this evening and I miss out on those sweet AMC, MGM, and Royal Caribbean gains.

that shit is getting pumped and dumped harder than your mother last night, dont fall for it.

bobochads back in tha house by friday

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What the fuck are you on about?
Coronaviruses have always had human to human transmission. SARS had it. MERS had it to a lesser degree.

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People love going to work! Thank you Mr. president!
Do you think the president will bail out his hotels if they go bankrupt?

Stimulus bill close to being passed.
I'm gonna buy KO to borrow or Thursday.
I feel like people are finally getting over the shock and panic.

Been meaning to ask:
What stocks are you in on with that dividend action? I'm in on ATT and a few others but I'm always looking for good dividend return stonks.

>we're going to end up double digits during a plague
my thesis is that the algorithms aren't made to handle such a massive externality and are literally just trading blind

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ayone else having fun getting into the market with babbies first trades?
tried purchasing an inverse etf and bought oil stocks yesterday
just small potatoes but I'm still doing it

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Not this strain, cunt.

How are you guys gonna invest that stimulus check?

oh it will be bloody already
dumb put buying bobo blood everywhere

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why does /smg/ have a hard on for XOM. COP has a better valuation

>I feel like people are finally getting over the shock and panic.
The not stupid people, sure. Problem is the stupid people. They always panic harder.

BOBO NOO

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hopefully someone screencapped it. it's truly glorious.

I am absolutely retarded. I bought at 25.09 premarket. The whole day was an emotional rollercoaster. Didn't sell when it peaked at around 25.50. I'm going to hold.

Gonna enter my ES short at 2438-2440 so I hope not

based and learning on your own pilled

The jobs report is going to be telling.

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black are the ones I own, red is watchlist. I focus on lower payout ratio and dividend growth over current yield. it helps weed out companies that cut dividends in times like these. I do have some high yielders but they're few and far between

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This is a dead cat right?

yeh fuck this girl that is fucking evil what she is doing

this cat is bouncing particularly high

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Good job fren!

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It's not close to being passed. I've been listening to them bicker for the past 2 days live, kek. I would bet any amount of money that if it gets signed this week, that it will happen last minute Friday.

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