>printing usd endlessly >"why usd price of stock going up"
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Robert King
Gold is going to hit 4k per oz this year.
Kayden Adams
do people hold inverse etfs overnight?
Joseph Hall
if stonks are just following hyperinflation now shouldn't we invest in stonks early to fight the inflation
Grayson Brown
I was waiting for 30 myself. I might just make a play, been looking to unload these ONTX bags and it might just play itself out nicely
Christian Johnson
Am I a retard for buying into UCO?
Bentley Hill
thank you jesus
Matthew Cruz
Shut the fuck up nigger, you didn't know it was going to be a green day, you sure as shit didn't know it was going to be a 10% green day
Gabriel King
>shorting the bottom
AHHHHHHHH
Daniel Jones
>KO going lower in a depression wtf were you thinking?
Evan Walker
Get some turbo certificate right before its knockout right before close. Then pray to god. You either get 0 or 1 million. Fair enough Yeah, just saw it. But its not increasing much anymore. I think we might start a real down trend from here.
I'm down so much fucking money on my SQQQ. Who the fuck told me to sell all my KNG yesterday for SQQQ. Mother fuckers. It's my birthday I'm not even supposed to be at work, but you fucks all decided to be pussies and shut down the whole fucking world, while people like me still have to work. What ever at least my business is making money off this crisis while you faggots are screaming for a fucking hand out.
Caleb Wright
Yes, now that they went up it's time to buy. Buy high sell low
Aaron Myers
Can someone explain how to calculate potential profits from puts/calls. With the premiums on them being so high I'm trying to see how much I'd even make if I guessed right. Currently looking at puts on PLAY
Jaxson Ortiz
Welcome to /smg/ Ok so as shown in last nights analysis, Asian markets had a significant boost in performance due to Asian markets coming back online with demand high. Higher revenues than expected plus taps for the DPA have resulted in multiple companies getting contracts and thus increased output. Cruise lines and luxury brands are getting boosts from trading platforms moving cash into safe havens. Further, the taps for amazon and other blue chips to enhance production during the emergency means easy revenue streams and thus a higher stock valuation. Finally, anticipation of a stimulus bill passing has investors anticipating more revenue being put into individual companies.
Austin Sullivan
alright, guys, there is gunfire outside my house but I can't leave my house is it time to short the market or wait for a bull trap... youtube.com/watch?v=5iRv-wva5jg
Justin Nelson
I’m a relative noob to the stock market. Will the stock market plummet once first quarter earnings are released and we realize how fucked we are? A lot of blue chips are at incredible prices and I’m not sure if I should start grabbing them now or wait a few months when everyone realizes how much damage is done.
Leo Sanchez
Yes, you won't see the negative effects of the 3x leverage too much in a days time unless the market goes in the exact wrong direction
Charles Davis
Over the last few weeks, you bet
Henry Gutierrez
dude, have some patience, seriously.
Jace Rodriguez
>the bottom >jobs report not released >deaths from corona just starting to ramp up in the US >new york governor and mayor shitting bricks
Please someone tell me what I can do to fix my shit. I'm aware I made retarded decisions and ran into some bad luck, I just want to know how I can turn it around
>cheap literally pennies >AMC is going to be // has been absolutely fucked by the corona panic >extremely artificially low stock price >their material assets are valuable / intrinsic >surge in people going outside and to theaters after the pandemic resolves
downsides
>AMC has been declining over the decade >fewer and fewer people want to pay money to see something they can pirate in a week >popcorn doesn't cost $40 at home
Still, i'm leaning on it going up because they do have physical assets that are not likely to depreciate, or at least not as much as has been artificially done in the last several months
dont listen to anyone here you idiot. these threads are for shitposting and antagonizing others.
Logan Gray
KYS NEWFAG OP STOP MAKING THE THREAD WRONG
Camden Flores
OH GOOD DR. OZ AND DR. SAPPHIRE I guess they really are sick of real doctors and now it's TV doctors only time.
Holy shit this bitch doctor just shoved her head right up Trumps ass and thanked him for the privilege... MSNBC is shameful but FoxNews is fucking SHAMELESS
what'd he say? meetings?
>They're gonna lose their jobs never to get them back wewwwww trump is really instilling calm
I've had that feeling for a while now Another poster said Fauci was way over his skis... He's the ONLY person I trust up there, and I'm sure much of america feels the same.
OK, Brix is a sweetheart and I would want her as my doctor if Fauci wasn't available. And Pence is an excellent replacement president, I wish impeachment had happened now, Pence is SO much better.
>bashful remilia A FUCKING BAT
Kroger is many supermarkets, it's Ralph's in my area.
>countries going in quarantine >italy spiked again >trump being even more retarded than he already was >companies going bankrupt market going up! lol, how delusional are the bulls?
>everything good is unknown >everything bad is priced in you've been saying the same shit since january and the market has only gone down on bad news every single time
Nathaniel Phillips
EVERYONE expects to jobs report to be catastrophic. It won't move the needle on Thursday.
Easton Lee
unless you are using them to hedge (decrease upside to remove risk) then they are just a more volatile gamble than the stock since they don't move linearly with the stock price
Ian Wilson
bye 10k :)
Carson Rogers
How many bulltards here falling for the latest trap?
William Davis
Nothing, you’re a hopeless retard who thought he was going to strike it rich on a fucking MOBILE APP lol
Nathaniel Rogers
Is AMC included in the stimulus?
Joshua Bailey
No, they're firehosing right now, nobody knows what inflation looks like right now, and we haven't hit bottom news cycles. This should be a freefall, but they don't want a supermassive deflationary event to occur or it debases the concept of the petrodollar so they have to stabilize the market which means it has to stay above a heavily recursive system-based line. I don't think it's going to work. Also the shitshow with like a dozen impending doomsday scenarios is a reality. Buy ERY.
Joshua Turner
giga chad
Matthew Brown
whats yalls sell limits at for SQQQ i was in at 24
"No" Thats called a casino pattern. Youre not investing, you are gambling. Dont put all your eggs in one basket, dont play with retarded derivatives you dont understand, inform yourself before you buy shit.
Wyatt Jenkins
im going to wait for the next crash to pick up KO, i just cant decide if i sould get calls or actual shares
Kayden Reyes
this green day was powered by nothing more than bullcucks hopes and dreams and the magical BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>KO was supposed to go even lower today. I think it's just right. KO is like water, it is extremely essential for human survival. Us humans can't survive without Coca-cola anymore.
Easton Morgan
CDC is telling Trump to lockdown the country but he wants to pump the market by misleading the public. Its going to be even worse than we thought.
Liam Lopez
why the fuck would we bail out movie theaters holy shit my brain is going to implode
You have to figure out what kind of derivatives they're trading. Should be in the prospectus.
Contango is a big thing for futures based ETFs that need to roll over a huge number of contracts on a quarterly basis.
Decay/IV issues can vary.
Jackson Nguyen
Oof. Cutting it close on the expiration there.
Gavin Gomez
We should see a flattening curve in a month or three, let me give you some Insider Info (tm) despite the stay at home order and all the companies being told to shut down for 2 weeks, in Ohio at least
they aren't closing, I can't get too specific but fuel is getting into the companies/warehouses (forklifts) which means they're operating ohio doesn't give a fuck about the stay at home order, bearish long term as these corona cases increase exponentially leading to harsher quarantine
the more corona cases there are there's also an exponentially increasing chance that it mutates, hopefully into more benign cases but a worse corona would be devastating
Hunter Fisher
gonna see how things go tomorrow, but I'm shooting for at least 29
sell your DB, DIS, SQQQ and pray for the other ones that the stock tanks
Landon Myers
broadly the idea is that if the government is forcing them not to do business, they deserve some compensation it's still bullshit but there's still a veneer of actual logic over the handouts
Henry Ramirez
>in a month or three I'll agree with that but if the curve doesn't substantially flatten for 3 months the hospitals will be RIP in pieces
Josiah Fisher
>IT'S P-P-P-PRICED IN
Michael Bell
KO was at about 30 during 2008. I want to wait for something close to that. Maybe 35.
WILL THE PRESIDENT BE CONFIRMING MY TRUMP BUX TODAY?!
Jeremiah Ramirez
The federal government has not mandated anything, it's the state governments. Let the states bail them out. They won't because movies are not essential to a functioning society and people have already been migrating to alternate forms of entertainment for the past 10 years
Gabriel Sanchez
I don't think the market is acting rationally, weird shit is going up and weirder shit is going down. So I'm just shorting indexes.
David Hernandez
WHAT IS AN OVERSOLD MARKET WHAT IS BAD NEWS ALREADY PRICED IN WHAT IS THE ETERNAL GOLDEN BULL REPLY WITH "BASED BULL" AND BE BLESSED WITH MAD GAINS
That low volatility on Monday was a sure sign of a pump the next day. Pretty easy up and down swing trade. I made +25-30% on CCL, BA, and other stocks. Now VIX is steadily rising so we'll have it whipsaw back. It's been doing this for a month, I'm utterly amazed at the level of short nearsightedness people here have
Angel Martinez
>Best to buy now right? Never short the stock market.
Hunter Diaz
i was gunna hold the fuck out of it... what do you think? Betting on the sm going further down after this lil bump
Can anyone explain why my GUSH calls became GUSH2 calls after the reverse split? They’re worth nothing now
Easton Adams
So what inverse ETFs is everyone here going to buy after the coming stimulus pump? Which index and how many times leverage? I'm leaning towards good old SDOW myself at the moment.
none because I'm not stupid enough to think inverse ETFs are good in a volatile market
Dominic Murphy
April 24th is my bday. Godspeed user.
Angel Nelson
?? this is a joke right? if ever there was a time it was now.
what is the pump gunna do to our shorts? im in on sqqq
Joseph Reed
if there's gonna be a pump it won't be because of that the stimulus isn't coming
Angel Edwards
Waiting for a dump on Wed & Thurs, then it becomes 5,000,000,000,000
Bentley Harris
BASED BULL
HAIL SATAN
Benjamin Harris
based retard
Kevin Fisher
Threadly reminder to never listen to ANYONE who calls the bottom
Luis Bennett
Dow testing 20k & NDX testing trendline it's been on since yesterday
Joseph Nelson
Is this a good time to buy KO? It seems to have the highest dividend yield since like 80s right now. I am looking to hold it long term. Possibly to hold it for like 10-15 years.
Elijah Myers
D-did bulltards actually fall for the scam pump AGAIN?
Henry Gomez
If this all isn't one big game to get Bernie elected (it is), then what all the PRO articles have been saying is they need final capitulation to buy in again.
Today a pump was permitted so that when it reverses totally the other way, the spirit of retarded retail-ees is totally shattered, and bankers can buy up true cheapies from the rest of us on the way to the rope store.
Elijah Cooper
Merrill Lynch guy on Bloomberg says "7-8 trillion in total aggregate stimulus"
its probable it will be more profitable to hold, i dont have the stomach for holding, my strategy is for lots of smaller wins instead of fewer big wins
Lincoln Martin
Dude they are printing money like we are in a 3rd world country.
Gold is going to fucking moon hard. You can say it's bullshit that gold will moon usually, but these are the circumstances under which it happens.
>>Today a pump was permitted so that when it reverses totally the other way, the spirit of retarded retail-ees is totally shattered, and bankers can buy up true cheapies from the rest of us on the way to the rope store. I'm a $2k retail leaf and that's my plan too
