Wagie wagie back in cagie All day long you coof and ragie /Yuro/ comfy /Yuro/ cool /Yuro/ free from work and school Wagiemutt is trapped and dies /Yuro/ eats tendies and fries
Jaxson Kelly
Newfag
Nathaniel Barnes
S O X L
Nicholas Ward
>one day -10% >other day +10% >one day -10% >other day +10% >one day -10% >other day +10% >one day -10% >other day +10% >one day -10% >other day +10%
Yes and this is clearly your first week on Yas Forums we can tell instantly. >Been in this shit hole since 05. >Yas Forums regular since 2015. >/smg/ regular since 2015.
Zachary Mitchell
UBER and LYFT are fucked... buy puts
Bentley Cook
>putting butter on broccoli
Ryan Torres
So much butter dude relax
Michael Harris
Go back to Yas Forums, boomer. This subchan belongs to us now! :)
Levi Adams
Newfag here. So basically you bought TVIX puts this morning and are holding until what you assume will be a dump tomorrow ?
Camden Hughes
this entire stock market the past two days is the most retarded imaginable we have just zoomed 10% for no reason other than the HOPE, yes the HOPE of a fucking stimulus bill being passed. meanwhile ever more nations are going into lockdown while trump is about to go into fuck it mode and "lift restrictions" which, while not legally changing much will cause the boomer retards to go back out and cause the second wave.
>reading Pelosi's bill Why do they want to dump so much money into giving subsidized loans and insurance to low-income housing and financial institutions? Isn't that what caused the 2008 market crash?
Disney and SQQQ are the only non retarded choices you made
Liam Sanchez
>been visiting 4chin since 2007 I didn't say Yas Forums you brainlet.
Jeremiah Hill
For you... not this year.
Isaac Wilson
thats a shit portfolio
Gavin Lee
cause of death: heart attack
Jordan Bennett
>2007 >not newfag been here since 98
Colton Hill
>Copium
Joseph Hill
lose weight
Austin Gray
Cuomo btfo
Jason Torres
A minuscule dip and last minute chance to get into leveraged bull etfs. We finish today up more than 10% across the board.
Tyler Powell
Is USO a long-term hold at this price guys? Should I wait to get in on that?
Lucas King
>betting against uber and grubhub >when everyone is using uber eats and grubhub to get food delivered and stay indoors Uh, what was your thought process here user
Nathan Hughes
>one ventilator can be split between 500 patients BEARS ETERNALLY BTFO
>we have just zoomed 10% for no reason other than the HOPE, yes the HOPE of a fucking stimulus bill being passed This is actually pricing in the infinite money printer. The stimulus would have moon'd it more. The stock market has no basis on economic reality at the moment. Until the big players get their money out in which case the despair will follow.
Tyler Perez
Even McConnell's insidious and evil with what is entailed in it. Both bills are retarded an all it does is set up for the working class to shoulder the burden.
Isaiah Gutierrez
> SQQQ 11 p 4/17 I... cannot imagine your thought process here.
Austin Martinez
.....No. The 2008 housing crash was caused by a bunch of shit that had to do with the repeal of one specific bill in the 1990s which allowed for sub prime lending. Go watch "The big short" for a decent movie and quick lesson on what the fuck happened. Then "Too big to fail" to get a general overview of how extensive this all was.
hahahahah Trump just fucked Cuomo in the butt how did he have the order printed out and ready? its like he knows democrats are fucking liars and comes prepared with hard evidence to BTFO their faggot blame-casting asses
Samuel Morgan
>Been holding ONTX since last week , just checked today after forgetting about my shares and they're all green +6% and going up
Long story short I forgot about the concept if being out of the money, I managed to somehow sell all my other equally retarded ETFs at a profit and that one remains
Luis Cox
>TRUMP WANTS EVERYONE BACK TO WORK BY EASTER SO MANY FUCKING PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIE HOLY SHIT
>medical supply manufacturers are still working overtime >wal mart is hiring 100k >amazon hiring 250k >people are video conferencing >Essential services still running >toilet paper at all time high
yea total shutdown
Robert Moore
>Fox News team barely able to keep a straight face when Drumpf said he'd love to have the country back by Easter
Ayden Bailey
seethe
I'm going to make the next one without > as well kek
Owen Thompson
>forced Uber drivers can decide their own hours, they have no required amount they have to drive. I don't know about grub hub though.
Austin Reyes
>Both bills are retarded an all it does is set up for the working class to shoulder the burden. That is always the goal, user.
Update from dipshit: "I would love to have us open by Easter" He's crashing the markets again. Literally all of my Puts mooned in 26 minutes and my intelsat stonks sank to the bottom of the fucking ocean lmao.
James Sullivan
all boomers and invalids, europe peaked after the black death we're about to enter a golden age not seen since the start of the roman empire
Carson Ward
>>ORANGE MAN SAY GOOD WORDS >ORANGE MAN SAY GOOD WORDS >>ORANGE MAN SAY GOOD WORDS >ORANGE MAN SAY GOOD WORDS >>ORANGE MAN SAY GOOD WORDS >ORANGE MAN SAY GOOD WORDS >>ORANGE MAN SAY GOOD WORDS
Michael Thomas
>watching fox news
Leo Morris
Well, if it fails how much lower do you see it going? I feel like almost everything is priced into it rn with the virus. Airlines are basically shtu down at this point.
memes aside I just saw that liberty university is not only reopening but ordering staff back on campus lmao imagine working for somewhere like that, full retard
5860 new cases and 69 new deaths in the United States. New York Governor Cuomo says:
Peak number of cases is still 2 to 3 weeks away in New York "We've procured about 7,000 ventilators. We need, as a minimum, other 30,000 ventilators. This is a critical and desperate need for ventilators [..] We need them in 14 days. Fema is sending 400 ventilators only. Federal action is needed to address this now through the Federal Defense Production Act" "The numbers are higher in New York because it started here first, it has a lot of international travelers and has high density, but you will see this in cities all across the country, and in suburban communities. Where we are today, you'll be in 4 weeks or 6 weeks.
Kayden Watson
Boomers own the Fed and the WH. Deal with it, r*ddit.
I think the markets are underweighting coronavirus because algorithms have no input for things like "New York hospitalization rate" or "ICU cases versus beds"
We're going to fall again somewhere near 15-18000 DOW
>DIS online media streaming service, bad call on put, /smg/ hedge fund sell >UBER good call but they got a pump, hedge fund on CNBC pumped it full of normie boomers, /smg/ hedgy hold >GRUB wtf are you doing bad put, SELL NIG >DB lmao should be ok, hold >SQQQ mmmmmm should be ok, not all bad news is priced in yet (wait for reinfection news to break) >KR essential business, ISM bros letting you know that it's safu; wait for earnings report and sell which uhhh, isn't in your expiration, consider getting a further out expiration call, and maybe not above 36 imo
