Let’s get something straight

Let’s get something straight

ONLY 500 people have died from this virus in america

You losers are so fucking schizophrenic that you can’t accept that NOTHING EVER HAPPES OR WILL HAPPEN

and

THAT WE’RE ALL GOING BACK TO OUR NORMAL WAGESLAVE JOBS IN A WEEK

Now I know what you cocksuckers are gonna say
>Corona-chan! Tell us the story of how you’re gonna mutate! And the one about the exponential growth! And after that, maybe the one about the permanent lung damage?...

None of that shit will happen, you just hope it’ll happen.

I’m honestly happy though that for the first and only time in the history of the world, preppers were right for once! How did it feel? To have your family and boomers respect your ability to be prepared for this ‘crises’ I hope it was a fun week, because you’ll be back to looking crazy asses in a few days.

And one more thing, just because china literally lies about everything doesn’t mean that the fudged their death toll numbers, the fact the insects are back to working their dayjobs in their colony shows that they just sacrificed a couple of their ants to fuck with the world.

Anyways, if you didn’t believe the hoax, Thank You.

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Here's me giving it straight
2-5% of US population will die
And they'll cover it up and will call you a conspiracy theorist if you mention it a couple of years from now
This is the future you chose, die for your masters, capitalist

imagine doggystyling a nice big white bubbly ass
plok plok plok (that's the sound it would make)

AB = ASSBLASTER 1000 SWIMMING SUITS EOY

17,501 people have died aand the number has been like that for 5-6 days, the virus has stalled.

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>hoax
Meanwhile I know two people who have it. You’re the dumbfuck too stupid to rationally think ahead. It’s exponential you fucking tard. Let’s see you say the same thing in 2 weeks.

15k dead out of 350k cases globally. Just over 4%. We have 2 hospital beds per 1000 people. Unemployment rate will shoot to 15% this week alone.
US economy is fucked, we are just getting started.

BUY SPY PUTS

Thanks for letting everyone know you’re a brainlet. Way to show em user!

I see you're pretending to be retarded

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Unironically a nothingburger that will blow over by the time summer arrives. We'll forget about this by the Fourth of July.

Woooooooooow two people?
A WHOLE WHOPPING TWO?!?!!??!

Dude you probably know 75 people with an STD. Get real.

Built for BWC

>garyposting outside of /cvg/
cringe, yikes and oof

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>9nHWAKM5
Come on let's see you dump s oyjak pictures again

How old are these girls?

literally less people dead then car accidents this month

>stock money
taking fake money seriously lmao

>state/nationwide lockdowns
literally just a free vacation, everything will blow over in a week and people will be back to their bluepilled lives


happening fags seething because they know this is the closest to a "happening" they're ever going to get in this lifetime

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OH GOD
OH FUCK
GOD. IM GONNA. COOOOM AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH IIMMM COOOOOOOOOOMING AAAAAAAAAA

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500 deaths in about a weeks time. Do you understand exponential growth is?

unironically sauce on dat ass

these better be facebook posts/pics because these are cringe

Wow so fast, exponential growth isn’t some slowass 2 a day shit. If it was exponential we’d be dead by now

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The US loses 30,000 people annually to flu
The world loses 500,000
We currently have 600 US deaths from corona
And 17,000 globally

China had peak incidence and recovery within three months
New cases and deaths in Italy are already declining

If we don't start seeing at least 50x the daily incident disease rate and death rate we're currently seeing it's not even as important an illness as the flu

The normal, seasonal, non-pandemic flu
That nobody even thinks about

>nobody even thinks about
Flu is already priced in you retard. If flu 2 was created it would crash the market. And this is about 10 times worse than a flu.

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my penis is too short to enter the vagenes from behind when the arse it too thick

stop posting trannies
also the virus has killed 18227 as of right now

Errrrrrrrrr nope

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A waiter down the street from me tested positive for it 3 days ago

Didn't 800 pasta arabs and 600 gyros arabs die like yesterday?

i want to kiss their buttchecks and drink their pussy juice

A loss that great would be impossible to cover up by the US gov.

Lol, I have that same picture on my computer. Downloaded it back in 2016.

My mate got it. Deleted his info.

that site is one day behind user...

>I’m honestly happy though that for the first and only time in the history of the world, preppers were right for once! How did it feel?

I didn’t prep. I grocery shopped as normal. They were still wrong

What’s your standard? At least they aren’t trannies for once

Guess you gotta put it in the wrong hole user. I’m sure they’ll give you a pass since you’re sheathing a dagger

I don’t give a fuck if you have any rebuttals or disagree with me. President Trump has already stated that the workforce is going back in a week and he’s even kind enough to give you wannabe Fallout new vegas larpers a money check. If the intellect of washington realizes this isn’t going to end the world then I’ll take their word for it. Not faggots who make LINK threads and spam occult/numerology nonsense in hopes of changing the price.

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>plok plok plok

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Cooooooooom!

hey gary

This country has way too many old people who don't contribute to society anymore, and they're going to bankrupt Medicare and Social Security. It's about time they all got killed off. Hopefully this will keep my neetbux going at least for another decade or so.

this chum is right

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>President Trump has already stated
>then I’ll take their word for it.
found yet another one of the retarded sheeple

At times like these, I'm really fucking glad I'm not an American.

now that's a fucking hourglass figure

We need more pics of the brapper right in the middle. No excuses user. Post them now.

user....
The Corona virus us being used as a way to cover up the world wide economic depression. Also how it's being engineered.

Take your fucking meds

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you're right, it's not as if a bubble ever inflates before it bursts

>it's just in china
>it's just the seasonal flu
>it's only a few hundred cases
>it's only spread to Italy, we're fine
>it's only a few thousand cases
>mortality rate is only 2%
>it's only the old
>it's only a few dozen cases in America
>mortality rate is only 10% in Italy because of old people
>biotech companies will have a cure any day now
>China has it under control guys
>it's just a few thousand cases
>the American government has this under wraps guys, don't worry they know what they're doing
>don't wear masks they don't work, also don't buy masks because doctors need them
>there is no mask shortage, elon musk is building masks and respirators
>it's only a 10 thousand cases, it's no big deal
>Italy is only overwhelming and leaving people to die because of socialized medicine guys, we'll be fine
>it's only 26% testing positive in NYC guys
>it's only 50,000 confirmed cases with an unknown number out there as carriers
----------------------you are here---------------------------------------------

Got any more cope ?

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You’re just as retarded as the dead cat bouncefags

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>back to our normal jobs in a week
No you aint. You lost your job wagie.

KEK almost 200 americans have died of the chinese virus since OP started this dumb thread

It's called a correction.

>cope

Sorry we want to see her bbc’d try pol

that might be true, but now I'm a horny retard

it doubles every three days. remember your post user. remember how stupid you are and carry it with you for all your life.

no Yas Forums is the board for that we only have healthy sexual relationships with people we love of the same race on this board

No we dont you digusting mutt