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>10% stock surge
>30% unemployment
>50,000 corona cases

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>trumpbux bill not getting passed
>IV on puts going up
>estimated 30% unemployment statement thursday
>usual tuesday morning greenies

im fucking holding. it's just money.

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We're rooting for Pelosi right? I hope this stimulus bill passes after unemployment numbers so SDOW prints

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if youre not buying this shit youre gonna kick yourself guys

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I just bought $100 worth of MRNA, someone ensure me this shit will skyrocket.

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Closed everything bros

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how long before it starts going down again?

30k dow soon

How many days until the bullcuck luck runs out?
2?
3?
This can't keep up forever

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SQQQ

I have $20,000 saved up anons. Should I invest it or save up more and buy a house in six months when the real estate market drops off? (Live in low cost of living area.)

oh fuck im hella green

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the bottom is 2 months out at least.

bagholders last cries

Oh no no no no

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Probably not, once people don't start going back to work next, we'll probably see another decline. Governors are in charge of the state lockdowns and stay at home orders, not Trump.

>ES shorts from 2438-2441
Watch me faggots

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A couple FACTS for the bears still coping in this thread:

Over 50% of the dead in Italy had over 3 simultaneous disease
Italy is marking all deaths with those tested positive for the Holocough as deaths due to COVID19. If they get a heart attack and die but had COVID 19 positive PCR, that's considered a rona death
>SOURCE: covidgraph.com/p/coronavirus.html#comorbidities

Italy is flattening. It's second derivative is negative as of the last few days
>SOURCE: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2020_coronavirus_pandemic_in_Italy

Nobel laureate who nailed China trajectory says recovery will be quicker than anticipated
>SOURCE: news.yahoo.com/why-nobel-laureate-predicts-quicker-210318391.html

CFR is liekly sub 1%. Inflated by Italian comorbidity procedure for classifying cause of death and the fact that many haven't been tested yet.
>SOURCE: medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.02.12.20022434v2

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Dead bat
Stupid cunt

>holding
you should be liquidating gains and buying SDOW and SRTY

it is down, they've printed way more usd than the market increased.

whilst they keep printing usd prices will go up

the real estate market drop is completely theoretical at this point, why not invest for 6 months and have 40,000?

Por que los no dos?

Just like the last times 3 times this happened, all gains will be erased in a -2000+ day tomorrow

Y'all are fools. They will announce 10,000 deaths by the end of the month, and this will evaporate. If it didn't already evaporate by the end of today.

>Bogdanoff, they bought back in
>Gud, now doomp et again

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>Just bought 25 more shares of SQQQ at 23.00
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I am so fucked if this shit doesn't go straight down tomorrow or Thursday. So fucked. Bleeding money but I keep buying more like a god damned gacha addict.

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>>SOURCE: en.wikipedia.org
oh nonono

Fuck of commie

I have never felt so fucking relieved to see green.

I really hope this wild ride is almost over, I can't take this volatility, I don't know how cryptozoomers do it.

I'm betting like 50% of my portfolio on that

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>Falling for another bulltrap
I'm waiting two more weeks then buying. Markets don't go straight down. Nothing has changed from yesterday except even more cities are on lockdown, including mine as of 6 PM last night.

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>Olympics Postponed
>UK and Canada Lockdowna
>unemployment numbers skyrocketing
>hospitals slowly running out of supplies
>still no peak in cases in Italy and US
>Housing situation is fucked for Air B&B and some renters
>Green Market

Yeah load up on Puts, there’s at least one more dump coming before the bottom

>basically pretty much a cure
Amazing, genepool that chlorinates itself.

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R*ddit is absolutely SEETHING at this bounce.
>NOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST GO BACK TO WORK THE FED CANT CURE COVID19 IT ISNT FAIR REEEEEEEEEEE

Peabrain bobo's dont understand everything has been priced in.
Everything that has happened and everything that will happen has already been foretold for weeks.
Its priced in bobonigger deal with it, if Yas Forums could figure this out in January what makes you think the thinktanks of wallstreet cant figure it out.
Dibshit bears, high off of ur 2 months of gains, it doesn't last forever, you got ur gains, cashout and stock up.

>back to work wagie wagie. shekelberk wants to earn money

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What the fuck I thought the first hit was supposed to be free? Everyone always wins big on their first play why the fuck am I the one to get cucked. I hate capitalism.

>New York needs 140k hospital beds
>1 in 6 sent to the hospital die
>beds are reusable

not SQQQ?

twitter.com/NBCNewYork/status/1242413386354302977
New York changed testing strategy, only hospitalized patients will be tested, will probably reduce reported number of cases

lmao no

Almost, the markets are already normalizing. We've hit the bottom though.

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Based Trump killing off retards

bros im crying
is big line going down ever again?

We do it with emotional neutrality caused by post traumatic stress from being raped to orgasm dozens of times in the course of a month.

Fuck I love those memes in a fucked up way.
youtube.com/watch?v=TRXdxiot5JM

Here we see the bull attempting to cope in its natural habitat.

i just dont understand this

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Am I watching a rerun or are they still talking about how the dems aren't approving shit because they only want theirs? Just sign and approve the trump bucks

all the smart people in another thread said thats fine, the dollar wont be devalued because its never circulated

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I really think 180-210 SPY is the magic number we need to get to before this is over

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Is that the current unemployment number?

Corona causes kidney damage and heart failure you fucking idiot.

>First link in pasta is fucking CNBC
Is this what /smg/ is now? Fucking really? Go neck yourselves you dumbfuck sheep

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I'm gonna laugh my ass off when burgers go back to work and the virus completely wrecks the USA just for (((them)))
>just die for the economy goy
They run everything and now are asking you to die for them Haha

>had over 3 simultaneous disease
So the majority of Americans?

WHAT IS AN OVERSOLD MARKET
WHAT IS BAD NEWS ALREADY PRICED IN
WHAT IS THE ETERNAL GOLDEN BULL
REPLY WITH "BASED BULL" AND BE BLESSED WITH MAD GAINS

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Yep. There's no real effort on the federal level to meet any sort of demand on tests because more tests means more reported cases means a certain group of people look bad.

dave and busters is up 65% today, this market is going to fucking crater

everything the republicans have said is insanely bad faith or objectively wrong

And here comes the hammer

>running out of beds
Why not just turn a stadium into a makeshift hospital? Sports are all cancelled anyway. Beds should not be a problem.

You have insurance in uncertain times.

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they're trying to force in their green new deal policies and voting for illegals. i'd gladly give up my trumpbux for that shit to not pass

BASED BRRRRRRRRRRR

BASED BEAR

who cares?
production halted, job losses, service industry is fucked

How’s the unemplyment number priced in user? What is it since apparently everyone knows? Oh wait you’re Larping again

MRNA shill please tell my why you believe this stock is underpriced

i dont really believe that
besides no point in that if proper staff and facilities don't exist. it's just putting a shitload of people in a worse position

>SQQQ hit $22

I guess buying in at 24 isn't the worst thing I could've done... r-right?

if it was priced in to begin with why did it go down at all, genius?

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>India 3 weeks of lockdown
what are the implications for the world economy

>selling into the rising knife

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It will fall 16.5% tomorrow

world street shitting prevalence goes down to zero

Yes

It's all about buying time, and allowing the big banks to position themselves accordingly.

look at their exports, dummy

who cares?
print more money to equal all negative effects out. go back to normal in 2 months - gg wp

cleaner streets....more shit coin shilling

Literally nothing because India tries to be self sufficient. Doesn’t really export or import much at all

No one spamming my phone

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I SLEPT IN AGAIN WHATS HAPPENING AND WHATD I MISS????????

link, niggario

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The Worst is Yet to COME

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wagie wagie back in cagie

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Hospital beds require a specific design such that nurses can easily tend to the patient.

Things like width, height, and the ability to be elevated are important.

we'll be fine, just hold brother

get some motivation neet fag

>people want to buy in without missing the dip
>temporarily, they will go back to work within a month
>we are about to plateau new cases and already have medicine that is 100% successful in treating corona within hours

Nope

REMINDER: this isn't the end of what we've seen. Recession is coming, and the reduced productivity from this virus is only going to make it worse. Stocks are still overvalued according to the Total Market Cap/Gross Nation Product.

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Retard here. Why do people recommend SQQQ during down trends if amazon is trading on nasdaq and they appear to be recession proof?

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who is going to man the call centers dipshit

lmao I'll see you bullniggers next week

1 in 7 americans have kidney disease: kidney.org/news/newsroom/factsheets/KidneyDiseaseBasics
1 in 2 american adults have some form of heart disease: google.com/search?q=number of americans with heart disease&rlz=1C1ZCEB_enUS831US831&oq=number of americans with heart disease&aqs=chrome..69i57.6815j1j4&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
2% of american adults have liver disease (most don't know it): medicalnewstoday.com/articles/287565
1 in 7 americans have chronic lung disease: healthline.com/health/copd/facts-statistics-infographic#1

The US is not somehow healthier than Italy you retard.

load up on your SQQQ calls

The FED saved us. A partial cure has been found and people in Seattle and LA are being given the OK to go back to work. The market is booming.

The dollar is the world reserve currency. Entire banks will exchange their currency into dollar for stability and for the purpose of boosting their financials.

Help me I am very confused.
Should I sell?

makes sense

i just wonder if they can make it rally for months just off of printed fed money

then again they did that for the last couple of years so why not

who needs an economy when you have a printing press

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where my penny stock bros at

Is anyone else going all in on puts and 3x inverse ETFs?

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rooting that she gets corona?

are you buying the shares or options

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It's better then nothing

amazon can only carry so much.

i want this market to FUCK my WIFE boys

It may surprise the casual reader to learn that there are, in fact, bagholders in this very thread. Worse even is the fact that there are so-called b*ll investors who "bought the dip" and anticipate a recovery in the markets.

Strange but true, these odd creatures live and even post among us.

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>pelosi's bill includes allocating $1B for Obama phones

no chance we're gonna see our trumpbux

>He bought Puts?
>Uncage the bull

May zoomers, doomers, and bobos burn in the depths of hell.

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me

they can't keep getting away with it

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>going all in on anything
Fuck off to wsb gambler.

Somewhat agree but they’ve been having pelosi and Mnuchin and others on, and Cramer has been absolutely right this whole time. Also they stream the important coronavirus conferences and shit.
It was a Bloomberg link but people kept asking for the CNBC link to see

Really? Nice!

No need for being rude

do some fucking pushups and wake up before the markets you absolute low T mess

so... global inflation then? that sounds nice