Priced in you fool. You realize we were already -35% right?.... prepare to get liquidated.
Eli Wood
There are literally no good numbers about the economy of any country in the world right now with the single exceptions of their stock markets. This is a pump with zero basis in reality.
John Parker
It probably is. The only hope is that the numbers are much worse than forecasted
Andrew Flores
we're in here
Joseph Sanchez
>He fell for the fucking priced in meme. Fucking lurk moar. Seriously, you Yas Forums idiots show how fucking new you are with every post. Fuck off.
Ethan Edwards
DON'T STOP BUYING!!!!!! THIS IS A TRICK TO MAKE US POOR IN THE LONG RUN!!!!
Landon Nelson
>rand paul infected >no symptoms >goes and works out in congressional gym like a boss
95% mild bruh.
Daniel Williams
V-SHAPE CONFIRMED
Isaac Rogers
up 15% by end of today
down 30% thursday
Joseph Taylor
>the NEET provides his valuable insight into economic outlook
AHHHH I GAMBLED EIGHT YEARS OF SLAVERY ON DUDE WEED AND SILVER AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
How likely is it that it crashes tomorrow? Aren't shorting stocks, but crypto, and we've seen that crypto is absolutely dependant on the market, not detached as they used to spout
Angel Clark
THE MARKET DEMANDS THE BLOOD OF JEWS WE MUST SACRIFICE JEWS TO APPEASE THE ALMIGHTY DOW
Jayden Martin
This is going to be bad. Droves of fat, diabetic, Amerimuts with heart conditions and all are going to get back to work and be completely merked by the virus. This will kill millions and crash the market and this bulltrap will be peoples last dime.
This is going to suck in two weeks. Buy up aquarium cleaner stocks now, it will be worth its weight in gold.
Nathan Nelson
i just slowed down my buying. still have some buy orders that won't expire until friday tho. this shit is not over yet.
Hunter Nguyen
The fact that there is a pump despite their incompetence only means they are even less likely to pass it.
They will fuck it up, as usual. Over some stupid pork or pet project.
how in the fucking fuck am i making money? wheres my YOLO $6.5 F call bro user who got 100 calls the other day? are we going to make it
Cooper Lopez
You have to go back....
Gavin Martinez
Kys Shlomo
Hudson Flores
Watching CSPAN right now. Why the fuck do people from nobody states (North/South Dakota for example) keep talking so much?
Jordan Hughes
I’m in some long positions because fuck trying to day trade them. Holding back a few thousand to see where this is headed but I’m gradually buying in. Going to do some long USO and BP calls I think
William Foster
help, ive never made profts before i dont know what to do. do i sell now or hold
I was asking them if they got in on that sweet sweet call action as well. That is "Yeah I bought some calls on the market too and I'm seeing some profits that are offsetting the disappointing put numbers"
Austin Harris
aquarium cleaner is gonna be expensive as fuck.
Isaiah Thompson
Anti-antisemitism is unacceptable on /smg/. Do your duty and please report racism and especially anti-Semites from Yas Forums. Have a nice day.
Jackson Bennett
>washington post >Dan Patrick literally kill yourself zoomer
Luis Evans
Yeah, i mean, like every time the exchanges blow up this hard, it also blows down hard the next day no matter the reason, so i expect it to go down myself.
Gavin Ramirez
>usd in circulation vastly increasing >usd price of stocks go up abit >"why is it pumping omg" why are bears so dumb
Anthony Robinson
Crypto is literally a retarded ponzi scheme dependent on the market. How idiots don't realize this is beyond me.
Wyatt Perez
So is Drumpf actually going to send people back to work?!
Connor Turner
Kek,true
Nathan Collins
Kys nigger
Connor Howard
can someone explain wtf happened to sp500 today?
Nicholas Reyes
MY PUTS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Alexander Jones
Don't listen to this faggot hold until tomorrow and then cash out.
Chase Baker
what's up with aquarium cleaner?
Jason Gonzalez
sounds like you just described uber not crypto
Jack James
Don't forget boomers and Jew York kikes dying en masse leaving fallow fields in the real estate and financial markets for suburbanites and millenials to plow.
Matthew Anderson
Agreed, though in '18 i was one of the hyped up idiots too so i'm not one to talk about falling for it.
Jonathan Robinson
I can never recall if jannies were even useful in cleaning up antisemitism and racism...
Lucas King
This is pretty terrifying desu
Bentley Thompson
>poorfag with very little money to invest
Should’ve bought more shares when I had the chance
Jack Thompson
WAGIE GET BACK IN YOUR CAGIE
Daniel Price
Rally behind president pleading for people to go back to work soon. expectation of stimulus passing by Wedensday, and the fed buying any and all corporate debt.
Blake Ross
>only 2 million dead probably going to be 10 million
Christian Wood
God damn it, they had no clue the shit we have been saying is right and they are stuck and about to get rekt treating a pandemic like a depression and it's hillarious.
Alexander Rodriguez
It's still going down
Oliver Gomez
Consdering the senate hasn't done a single thing in the last decade it might be time to abolish it.
Hudson Miller
It has a chemical in it that is also in malaria drugs used to fight Covid19. A dumb boomer couple drank aquarium cleaner to cure themselves.
Anthony Thompson
Its designed to protect the market, not people from foming into buying stocks right now.
Gavin Richardson
Congress is expected to pass $2 trillion stimulus bill by the end of the day
Easton Perry
Bout to hit 20k on DJIA
Alexander Kelly
so in a few months its gonna fall another 50%?
Jackson Adams
Everything will go to zero shortly, dont worry user
You guys knrow this lockdown will be more than 2 weeks, right? Trump is trying to pump the market so when it inevitably falls, it doesn’t go quite as far.
Numbers make red Thursday, weak pump Friday because of vote.
Eli Roberts
>india announcing a lockdown This is the fed's clown market EXPECT MORE MOONING
Benjamin Watson
up to you, i got a F call for 5.5 for 3/27 after the ventilator news. F gonna hit $10 GM stay up too. they're posturing for that tasty bailout money from orange man
Isaac Adams
nah, its going to be loaded with boeing bailouts and diversity boardroom mandates so it'll fail
Cooper Russell
>Expected These corrupt morons aren't going to pass anything
Xavier Campbell
shits falling after unemployment numbers are released and the death total starts taking front page again.
Blake Thompson
Is there any point to trading options if I only have 20k to my name?
I instantly doubt ANY politician who says lovingly
Cameron Howard
GUSH or JNUG for the wednesday pump?
Luke Hall
The US economy is fragile, it is only strong when constantly working at full capacity. Either he sacrifices the boomers, or he sacrifices the whole country. Wagies and especially old wagies have to die, I'm sorry user but we will starve to death otherwise.
The thought of all the empty real estate from corona deaths has me jizzing in my pants.
