/smg/ - Stock Market General

AAAAAAND WE ARE BACK!

CNBC:
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Brokers:
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Stock market words:
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Risk management:
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Live Bloomberg stream:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/freckles/

Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/#_

this morning required reading:
bit ly 3bmqvc8
r-5.org/files/books/trading/charts/market-profile/James_Dalton-Markets_in_Profile-EN.pdf

Prior thread:

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Other urls found in this thread:

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youtu.be/dega_DjyOQo
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Good morning everything is green today.

GUYS IM ALREADY UP 12,000 WHAT IS HAPPENING

I hate this day already

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STOP LOOKING

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What did they do? Why did it go up 6.5%? They did something stupid, didn't they? WHAT HAVE THEY FUCKING DONE?

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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WHY THE FUCK IS IT GREEN, EUROPE IS LITERALLY IN LOCK DOWN, WHAT THE FUCK

based blumpf saving the stock market

UNLIMITED BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

DON'T WORRY GUYS THIS WON'T COLLAPSE THE USD JEROME HAS IT TOTALLY UNDER CONTROL

I think this might be it:

marketwatch.com/articles/dow-futures-are-surging-on-hope-for-a-stimulus-bill-51585053321?mod=mw_quote_news

Basically, it's all because they think money will be printed.

AS I PRAY...
UNLIMITED QE WORKS!

>cryptocucks literally thought the money printer would have a negative effect on the economy

this is why you'll never be anywhere near the top decision makers
it's a place for responsible adults, not lolbertarian scum

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FUCK, Why didn't I buy NVDA yesterday WTFFFFFFF. This is why I hate trading.

infinite money

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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clown market, im green as hell so im not complaining, but it doesn't make sense

it's gonna crash the moment brr machine stops, won't it

When everyone is fearful, be greedy.

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imagine gambling on a coinflip, when you can just own gold or bitcoin & be comfy with large gains

holy sh-

why the fuck is the market up almost 7%
just on pure imagination? dont they see hospitals overrun and unemployment rising?

>R*ddit

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK YOOOOOOUUUU GRREEEEN!

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Bought puts during the spy pump yesterday

Absolutely destroyed today

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NOOOO MY BROKER STILL HASN'T RECEIVED MY MONEY FUUUUCK

what has changed to yesterday?

THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD IS ON LOCKDOWN ALL AIRLINES, CRUISE SHIPS AND BUSINESSES AROUND THE GLOBE ARE CLOSED WTF, FUCK THE FED.

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>Basically, it's all because they think money will be printed.
It isn't money will be printed. Money IS being printed

Literally unlimited money by the fed

>THE MARKET IS SAVED
WE DID IT BROS

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At what price to buy SQQQ?

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the news is saying that this isn't the bottom and to wait. that means to buy

it's a reverse split,

i.e. no

Stop celebrating. I just lost a shit ton of money.

this economic system is a fucking farce lol
this cannot be healthy or sustainable

FUCK YEAH JEROME MY NIGGA DOING WORK

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>coronavirus cases still increasing in us
>everything is green
they pumping

Stimulus bill. Plus Asian stocks performed well last night.

UNLIMITED BRRRRRRR WORKS

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>bitcoin
>not gambling on a coin flip

holding puts, about to kill myself

Unlimited QE, it's like no one here reads the news. The Fed is dumping unprecedented amounts of money now.

>This post is advertising or begging.
Fuck off.

>he isn't following the green red green red green red cycle thats been happening for the last 2 weeks

retarded, give me your money ill make more with it

+10 by EOD???

THE FED IS BUYING THE ENTIRE STOCK MARKET

It was oversold. Need some fresh liquidity...

post gains lads

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Circuit breaker up?

DUDE

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No, no, no. I have the money now, right?
What is a reverse split?

I sold and lost -50% of my investment, fellas.... buy rope or go all in again?

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PELOSI ON CALL "VERY LIKELY TO GET BILL PASSED IN NEXT FEW HOURS"

chinese virus still showing up in the states

>-7 %
>circuit breaker
>+7%
>no circuit breaker
no wonder it was a huge bubble

yeah I'm sure

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risk management retard

man i know this is a bounce but it really is hard to tell how long this bounce will last and how high
reeeee

>multiple states yesterday close all non-essiential businesses, bringing the total number of states on lockdown to over 10
>No sign of stopping the exponential growth of the virus
>Senate can't pass the recovery bill
>democrats introduce a 1000+ page bill with endless bullshit in it that will never pass
>stonks rise

I'm shooting for 23 but I'm also retarded so I wouldn't listen

I missed the bottom again...

What goes up..

dropped half a percent after Pelosi started talking

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Are we going to get the biggest pump and dump of a lifetime in the span of a single day?

Once the economy goes back to normal, is there anything wrong with getting an absolute assload of SQQQ and sitting on it for literally years until the next crash and sell it all?

>what is a reverse split

KEK

thread theme for today
youtu.be/dega_DjyOQo

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Based Pelosi. It's HER turn.

FUCK BEARS WHY DID I FELL FOR THIS MEME

Yeah, but they think even MOAR money will be printed.

Dax + 7%

how come IV is falling when we had -4% yesterday and +6% today? Can someone explain?

wait there are weed stonks?

>struggling to reach 20,000
hahah it's all over

Does anyone know if the they’re voting on the stimulus package again today?

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aint a coinflip if paper money in circulation seems to double in 2020

just wait till unemployment numbers hit on thursday lol

QUICK WHEN DO JOB NUMBERS COME OUT

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Rarely reaches that except for giant pumps.

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Now is the time to sell otherwise good luck

ononononono

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you guys better sell or you're going to get fucked new york is still getting hit hard

The daily leverage reset will eat your lunch if we have another bull run

markets going up is not volatility

I'm down on TVIX, should I buy more?

thursday

If the markets follow the same principles as the conservation of energy, then each bounce will be less drastic and last less time than the one prior.
The Fed might make it seem like this isn't the case, but that's at the cost of inflating the dollar.

Imagine there were 5000 units and each person have 5 unit of a fund, each worth 0.01USD, reverse split mean those 5000 units will become 1000 (in case 1 for 5) and each person will now have 1unit of fund each worth 0.05USD

Thursday.
Welcome to an up day on the markets.

Why the fuck won't it go through?!!!

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Cope harder bearcuck

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why in the absolute fuck are you holding TVIX? wait till EOD to gague how it will behave tomorrow. thursday will be a fucking bloodbath

KNEEL BEFORE CHADREN AND I MIGHT JUST SAVE YOUR MARKET.

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Isn't it have to wait till S&P hit 7%?

I hurt myself today.

Setting up for a bloodbath on Thursday. If the bill drops Wesnesday, it will be a great time to buy some puts

GUSH
USO

OIL OIL OIL OIL

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Hehe it's dropping.

Volatility cuts both ways

They loved Trump's message yesterday. America will not roll over and wet on themselves. We will get things rolling again. The commie flu will not stop us.

>below 7%
JEROOOOOOOME
PUUUUUUUUUUUMP

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Because the asking price is 17+ and you're asking for 10 lmao

BRRRRRRERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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>both of the stocks I have puts on had a good day yesterday while the market was red
>they're having another good day today

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I just bought in at 240

you just know the boomers are all laughing like "what i'd say, it ALWAYS goes back up"
fucking just wait, JUST

>USO
>In the red

ALL IN ALL SPY. BEARS ARE FINISHED HAHAHAHAHA. Can't wait to see negative balance of bears robinhood accounts on WSB.

How long until Jerome snaps and just buys the entire stock market?

Heh
Kid
You still haven’t felt the power of my...forbidden technique

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which thread is everyone in

I limit bought SDOW at 72 and SQQQ at 24, I'm gonna make so much fucking money when people start dieing in droves

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So, did we miss the bottom?

jesus christ retards its only been 15 minutes, it will be 19000 EOD

>that pathetic attempt by Jerome
HOLD FAST BOBROS

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Ok guys I learned my lesson, I can’t do options. Im going to sit on the sidelines and gradually dip my toes into long term investments. It’s been fun LARPing as an intelligent trader but my heart can’t take it

Why didn't I buy yesterday. Guys I fucking hate the fed and the institutional investors pulling shit like this. God dammit.

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should i buy SQQQ today or wait closer to Thurs?

you thought you made it didnt you kid

wait till thursday amigo

Yeah, this nothingburger is over. We did it, bros.

POWELL DON'T DO IT

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nice thing to wake up to
muh cattle

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Privatize Profits, Socialize Losses.

Turkey world

we're in for some colossal drops

This will be the biggest bump and dump in history. It's going below 18k come thursday

If you can't think further than 1 day ahead, yes

>heh it's dropping
Says the increasingly nervous bear for the 89th time.

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Because no one wants to sell for $10? Do you think that you just press buttons and it magically goes through?

>they haven't already
This pump is Jerome himself using printed USD buttcoin

Just get more money user. It works for the fed and banks.

It was 8.4-8.7 when I did it midnight

Massachusetts' GDP per capita is about 86k, Virginia's is just under 60k. For comparison, the entire country of Switzerland is 80k per capita and the UK's is just under 40k GDP. MA and VA are shut the fuck down for at least two weeks, business is disrupted, supply chains are kekked. This recovery doesn't make sense, economically.

Also the vote isn't passing or probably even happening today, 100%. Screencap this post kek.

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are you listening to Pelosi, this bills never getting passed

>Crude futures

OH NO NO NO OIL BULLS

STOP FUDDING WE ARE AT THE BOTTOM RETARD

Can't wait to post this when the time comes.
Good thing I won't have to wait especially long.

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This post is unironically FUD, kek.

did you buy the dip?

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True. Question is, do we buy that day or the next?

Just bought a cheap ford put, hopefully they don't get bailed out again... Anything other cheap puts for a poorfag to "gamble on"?

Wtf? Is this even legal?
I want my shares back

no I'm listening to bloomgoy

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